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Crafty Conundrums

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	156	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you an expert Minecraft player looking for a challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test for professionals in the block-building industry! Join now and prove your skills by completing epic quests such as finding a rare unicorn horn in the Nether, crafting a diamond pickaxe using only your toes, and taming a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod! Trust us, if you can conquer these tasks, you truly are the cream of the crop in the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show us what you’ve got!

SwipeCraft Minecraft SMP

Communication, Conversation, DATING, dating app, dating experience, dating stories, Dating success, digital age, first date, love, match, meeting people, Minecraft, modern dating, online dating, relationships, romance, smp, social media, Swipecraft, Swiping, Technology, Tinder

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	650
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Oh man, let me tell you about the last time I got a tinder match on this crazy Minecraft SMP server. So I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly I got a notification that someone had swiped right on me. I was like, “Oh snap, this could be the start of a beautiful Minecraft romance!”

Turns out, my tinder match was actually a creeper in disguise! But instead of blowing me up, this creeper started following me around and protecting me from all the other mobs. It was the weirdest yet coolest thing ever. We ended up teaming up and taking down a whole army of skeletons together. Who knew you could find love in the form of a TNT-loving creeper on a Minecraft SMP server?

So yeah, if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and potentially find love in the most unexpected places, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of wild tinder matches you’ll encounter next!

frontiersmc

BreweryX, disabled, Economy, Enjoy, frontiersmc, Guns, Horses, limit 20, maker, Map, minecraft server, mrlolcringerwhat, new players, New server, player limit, rdr2 map, Seat, Server, small project, Towny, tping

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mines Excavated:	4196	Gods Slained:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Emeralds Found:	8369
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

this is frontiers.Mc. this server uses the rdr2 map. funded by my own http://nl1-mc14.ferox.host:24016 map maker mrlolcringerwhat we have a seat and take into this server note tping is disabled.you have to use horses. and we have guns. and breweryx this is a small project so the player limit is 20 or maybe higher DO NOT HURT NEW PPL and enjoy my newly made server

45.136.141.84:24145

Crafty Celeb: Maisie’s Server

actress, Artificial Intelligence, Arya Stark, celeb, Celeb AI, Celebrities, Celebrity, chatbot, Crafty, deep learning, Digital, Edition, Entertainment, Future, game of thrones, Hollywood, innovation, machine learning, Maisie Williams, Maisies, neural networks, Server, Technology, tv shows

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Mines Excavated:	4563
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the End dimension.

We have a secret underground city where players can test their parkour skills while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant maze filled with traps, treasure, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can catch it. So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2442

+18, Anime models, Avatar Resources, christmas, Comfy Party, Downloads, Events, Furry, game night, general, Holiday Seggsploration, lewd, Minecraft, OP Template, OpenVR Advanced Settings, playspace mover, Real Ejaculate, Reality, Santa Lap Sitting, smp, Tech, Thread, tierlist, Trash, virtual, virtual reality, VRchat

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Are you new to VR? No problem! We’ve got resources to help you get started, including anime models, tech assets, and even a bag o’ dicks (don’t ask).

Looking for some adult fun? We’ve got you covered with 18+ avatar resources and a guide to avatars utilizing the VCC.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for upcoming events like Christmas Santa Lap”sitting (wink, wink) and Holiday Seggsploration.

So why wait? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, virtual reality, real ejaculate!

What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, penguinz0, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Penguinz0, also known as Cr1TiKaL, is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his comedic commentary, gameplay videos, and reviews of various topics. He is best known for his dry sense of humor and unique, deadpan delivery. Penguinz0 has a large following on both platforms and is known for his down-to-earth personality and relatable content.

UNREAL HARDCORE Minecraft server

Anarchy, Bases, commands, CREEPERS, Economy, Griefing, Hardcore, mobs, Sethome, Skeletons, Spiders, Store, Survival, Tpa, UNREAL HARDCORE, update, Vanilla, zombies

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Mines Excavated:	1471

A hardcore server for those who are tired of vanilla and pointless anarchies!

All mobs are very fast and can smell you from hundreds of meters away, zombies can break blocks (but not obsidian), skeletons shoot for a kilometer, creepers explode onto the map floor, and poisonous spiders crawl out of caves!

This is unreal survival on unreal hardcore! Build bases to protect against mobs at night and help other players, or collect freebies from other players’ houses and destroy their houses with your griefing skills. The choice is yours!

The server also has an economy, a store, sethome, tpa commands and much more. The next updates will add hardcore!

hardcore.imba.land

Topple This Country Minecraft Server

Africa, control, Corruption, Country, COUP, Dictatorship, foreigner, Government, ISLAND, Manipulation, Minecraft, political instability, power grab, regime change, regime overthrow, Server, shithole, Southeast Asia, TAKEOVER, Tiny, Topple, weak federal state

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking to conquer a tiny shithole country in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got islands in Southeast Asia just waiting for your rule, or how about a region in Africa with a weak federal state? Join us and become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Who needs real-world politics when you can rule over pixels instead? Join now and start your quest for world domination!

Minecraft SMP: AEWtists vs WWE Fans – The Battle of Block Wrestling

aew, AEWtists, battle, BLOCK, Bloodsport, checked out, Fans, hate, Minecraft, MLW, New Years PPV, njpw, PPVs, Shinsuke, smp, Stardom, Stories, tna, Tony, tribalist, Triller, Wrestle Universe, Wrestlers, wrestling, wrestling promotion, wwe

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	7437	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of being a WWE tribalist and want to expand your wrestling horizons? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We welcome fans of all wrestling promotions, from WWE to TNA+ to NJPW and everything in between.

Join us for insane wrestling debates, build arenas to host your own epic matches, and maybe even recreate some of your favorite wrestling moments in Minecraft form. Who knows, you might even run into a creeper wearing a luchador mask!

So come on down to our SMP and show off your wrestling knowledge, because in this world, the only thing more wild than the wrestling storylines are the creations our players come up with. Join now and let the wrestling madness begin!

FlakeSMP

bedrock, Bedwars, branding, club, Community, Competition, Cross-Play, Discord, equal opportunity, FlakeSMP, Gaming, Ip:, Join, LifeSteal, Mini Games, multiplayer, no pay to win, opportunity, PORT, PvP, Server, shockbyte, smp, Survival, try

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Void Gems Collected:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Hello We are a survival smp offering no pay to win cuz we want to give everyone equal oppertunity you can join us Ip: FlakeSMP.shockbyte.club Bedrock Port: 25574

Atleast give us a try I’m sure you will like the server company and branding Head over to our discord by /discord in the server

Flakesmp.shockbyte.club

YeetCraft – Epic Minecraft Server

#youtube, content creators, Enna, enna alouette, Epic, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, millie, millie parfait, Minecraft, nina, Nina Kosaka, Online Community, Reimu, Reimu Endou, Server, social media, twitch, twitter, vlogging, yeah, YeetCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of wacky YouTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end! Enna, Millie, Nina (who has mysteriously vanished after graduating), and Reimu will guide you through epic adventures and crazy challenges.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Ethyria Essentials, a mystical realm filled with rare items and powerful enchantments. Join us on this wild ride as we battle dragons, build insane structures, and uncover the secrets of Ethyria.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Hurry up and join before Nina comes back from wherever she disappeared to and steals all the diamonds!