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ChairWarsMC

Argument, back support, Boundaries, Boyfriend, calm explanation, chair maintenance, chair setup, ChairWarsMC, communication problem, ergonomic chair, expensive chair, fat, manual reading, office job, period emotions, relationship issue, sharing belongings, short person, weight limit, working from home

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchantments Applied:	271
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my boyfriend’s reaction to me telling him not to sit on my chair? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual world and maybe even find a diamond or two.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have chairs with weight limits higher than 110kg, so your boyfriend can sit comfortably without fear of breaking anything. Plus, our server is so inclusive, even short people with expensive ergonomic chairs are welcome!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the adventures begin. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chair that can withstand any weight limit!

CozyCraft: Where Your 9-5 Job is Secure and Air-Conditioned!

9-5, air-conditioned, AirConditioned, Benefits, career advancement, Career Growth, chipping in, comfortable work environment, corporate job, cozy office, CozyCraft, Job, job benefits, job satisfaction, job security, job stability, office job, office perks, professional development, Secure, secure job, stable employment, work perks

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of the boring old 9-5 grind? Do you dream of escaping the confines of your air-conditioned office? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with craziness and chaos.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombie chickens comes charging at you. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a group of friendly creepers decides to join in on the fun. Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so exciting!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual world of our server. Some say it’s guarded by a giant flying pig, while others claim it’s protected by a pack of ninja wolves. Are you brave enough to uncover the truth?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundanity of your office job and join us on our wacky Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual snacks!

OfficeCraft: Where cubicles are made of blocks and water cooler chat is all about mining diamonds!

apartment, bachelors degree, blocks, career, Chat, Computer, cooler, cubicles, diamonds, Experience, financial independence, INDEPENDENCE, interview, job market, Job Search, living alone, Mining, MONEY, neetdom, networking, office job, OfficeCraft, professional development, Résumé, self-sufficiency, Skills, Tips, Water

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1060	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving off of ramen noodles and dreams of a better life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unlock the secret to landing that coveted office job. With our virtual office simulations, you’ll be climbing the corporate ladder in no time.

Forget about your dusty old degree, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a dream. Build your own virtual office tower, complete with cubicles, water coolers, and even a virtual boss who won’t yell at you for taking too many bathroom breaks.

So say goodbye to NEETdom and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join our server today and start your journey to financial independence and a not-so-shitty apartment!

HellCraft: Where Helldivers Rule and Diamonds Drool

3rd person shooter, alien threats, co-op, contested planets, diamonds, Drool, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, HELLCRAFT, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, HG, landmine, loadouts, News, objective-based missions, Patch, playstation 5, procedurally generated, PvE, rule, squad-based, Steam, strategic victory, Super-Earth, team composition, twin-stick shooter, war status, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5284
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Imagine a world where you and your squad are Helldivers, fighting off alien threats in a galactic campaign to liberate planets. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even stepping on a landmine will have you laughing in disbelief.

Join us for outrageous battles, procedurally generated missions, and total strategic victory. And if that’s not enough, we have a wiki, guides, and equipment references to help you dominate the game. Plus, our latest patch and warbond will keep you on your toes.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being a Helldiver. Just be careful where you step!

DerpyCraft: Where the Most Nonsensical Things Happen

30s, basic chords, Book, Childhood, Chords, complex songs, crazy, DerpyCraft, fastforward, guidance, guitar, guitar player, happen, IRL, learning, Life, mum, Music, Nonsensical, self-taught, Surpassing, teaching

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Void Gems Collected:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of feeling lost and confused, like a kid with a guitar and no idea how to play it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide all the guidance and support you need to become a master builder in no time!

Just like how I went from clueless guitarist to shredding virtuoso, you can go from Minecraft noob to building wizard with our help. We’ll show you the basic blocks and tools you need to start crafting, and then you’ll be off on your own, creating epic structures that will leave your friends in awe.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit on the server, but who’s counting?). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build something amazing together!

Holo’s Hub of Hilarity: Where Cute and Pure Collide in Minecraft!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adorable as your wife Holo? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute and pure fun! Join us for a chance to build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil zombies with fluffy bunnies as your sidekicks. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock a magical portal to a land where unicorns roam free and cake grows on trees. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Crafty McCraftface’s Realm of LOLs

activism, Ahmaud Arbery, Black Lives Matter, Breonna Taylor, civil rights, Crafty, equality, Eric Garner, GEORGE FLOYD, Justice For All, lols, McCraftfaces, Michael Brown, Philando Castile, Police Brutality, protest, racial injustice, Realm, Sandra Bland, say his name, social justice, Tamir Rice, Trayvon Martin

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magic Items Found:	2108
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you mine and build all day with no excitement? Well, say his name and join our server for a wild ride!

Legend has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. But don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost who just wants to add some spice to your gameplay.

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Just be careful of the lava pit trap that guards it – it’s been known to turn players into roasted marshmallows.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch out for the zombie pigmen who have some killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Neet Haven: Where No Healthcare, Just Blocks and Creepers!

anti-neet, basic needs, blocks, Crafty, CREEPERS, economic struggle, feeding oneself, financial burden, Financial Security, government policy, grocery store, Haven, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare inequality, healthcare system, Home ownership, jewish scheme, Life, NEET, old age, Retirement, social welfare, universal healthcare, work

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate escape from the anti-neet Jewish scheme of real life! On our server, you can be a professional neet and never have to worry about working a day in your virtual life.

Imagine a world where you can own multiple homes, have an endless supply of food, and never have to leave your cozy virtual paradise to go to a grocery store. That’s right, on our server, you can live the neet dream without any pesky responsibilities.

Join us and experience the freedom of being a professional neet in a world where universal healthcare is a thing of the past. Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a life of virtual luxury on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McVidyaBoys: Where Pixels and Pranks Collide!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	98	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crops Grown:	1011

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn and do it all over again!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Chicken Jousting” where you can ride on top of chickens and duel your friends to see who is the ultimate chicken champion. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Disco Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies to the latest Minecraft hits!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at vidya boys for the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (and neither will the zombies, but that’s a story for another day)!

Pixelated Paradise: Where You Can Stare at Beautiful Blocks

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like staring into the eyes of a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a slice of pizza made of pure gold.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks. Our community is so awesome that even the creepers throw parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild ocelots on a sugar high. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Block Brawlers: Tekken Edition

#youtube, BLOCK, brawlers, Character Overviews, Combos, Community, Edition, fighting games, FUNDAMENTALS, Gaming, jargon, Moves, notation, playlist, Resources, Steam, strategy, Tekken, tekken 7, Tekken 8, Tekken General, Tekken mods, terminology

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with secret Tekken 8 character skins that you can unlock by defeating the Ender Dragon in under 5 minutes. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds!

2. We have a special Jargon language that you must learn in order to communicate with other players. It’s like speaking in tongues, but way more fun!

3. If you manage to pull off a 50-hit combo in PvP, you’ll be granted the power to summon a giant chicken to ride around on. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

4. Our Fundamentals guide will teach you how to build the most epic structures in record time. You’ll be the envy of all your friends on other servers!

5. And last but not least, we have a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out Tekken-style. Winner takes all the diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most intense Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Love Confessions: Minecraft Dating Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your love life? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like the time you found out your crush might be asexual but you’re still falling for them hard.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of not knowing where your heart will take you next, just like the time you awkwardly asked your crush to hang out and ended up having the best time ever.

With mini-games like laser tag and bowling, you’ll never run out of ways to bond with your friends, just like the time you and your crush bonded over horror movies and awkwardness.

So come on, join our server and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find the love of your life amidst all the chaos and fun. Who needs a relationship status when you have a Minecraft server to keep you on your toes?

CraftyCouples: Where Minecraft Love Stories Begin!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
New Chunks Explored:	210936	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to the most aromatic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so fragrant, you’ll swear you can smell the pixels. Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founder of this server once defeated an army of creepers using only the power of her own scent. That’s right, her aroma is so potent that it can repel even the most explosive of mobs. So if you want to bask in the sweet, sweet smell of victory, come join us on this one-of-a-kind server. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs, because things are about to get stinky in the best way possible.