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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4754 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 6455 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
so, like, imagine this, right? u join this server and u get to sit while u play. no more standing for hours on end, bro. we got chairs for u cashiers out there. we’re all about that comfort life, ya know? come join us and chillax while u mine and build and stuff. plus, we have this crazy story about a creeper who learned how to dance and now he’s like the life of the party. u gotta see it to believe it, man. so, like, come join us and be part of the chair crew. it’s gonna be epic, trust me.
