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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 7933 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 318700 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).