TheOfficeMC Server Info
TheOfficeMC was made by a bunch of pals who love the ‘Office’ map from CS2. They wanted to share the fun with everyone, so they made this server. It’s not about paying to play, but about working hard. Any money you spend is like a donation to help the server keep going. All the cash goes back into making the server better with cool stuff like plugins and ads.
THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT ~Dev
play.theofficemc.net
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Climb to the top of the mountain where you can find the entrance for the official virtual representation of the Apex Hosting office space. It’s built inside of this mountain. This is where the team gets together weekly for meetings to test new game types and socialize. Inside you will find multiple floors of our office building with a centrally located elevator taking you to different floors including areas for work, fun, chilling, and more. We invite you to stop by, explore our offices and try out a minigame!
The basement of the office has the virtual representation of Apex Hosting Datacenter. Complete with hundreds of server racks and villagers working hard to monitor their services. If you’ve ever seen our marketing promotions of a Minecraft datacenter, this is the spot. The worlds largest actual minecraft server hosting datacenter created in game.
The main hallways of the office contain a traditional Bungee Hub with portals leading off to various gametypes we offer on Apex Hosting. Come test out our game modes and play with friends games like TNT Run, Paintball, UHC, and more. We add new games here constantly and will be hosting events throughout the month on them.
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Welcome, fearless crafter! You’ve stumbled into a world where blocky landscapes twist like the very fabric of your reality—where faith, figures, and frenetic crafting fuse into a chaotic stew of pixelated zeal! Yes, that’s right! Here, in JESUSCRAFT, we don’t just build castles; we build temples of confusion and hilarity, fueled by the fervor of fervent faith and casual chaos. Are you ready?
| Feature | Description |
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| Figurine Factory | Produce unlimited Jesus statuettes! |
| Blessed Battles | Fight for the right to not recycle those figurines! |
| Faith-Based Factions | Join teams based on your belief system—or lack thereof! Smash those myths! |
| Chaos Quests | Help unearth the truth behind: “Why is this at the front desk?” |
| Confounding Currency | Trade mini-Jesuses for netherite, but good luck finding that marketplace! |
"JESUSCRAFT turned me into a true believer…of never joining a server again!" — A disgruntled former player "I threw a Jesus figurine in the lava, and now I hear him crying every time I log in. Is this normal?" — Concerned Crafter
Q: Is it inappropriate to distribute religious paraphernalia in a blocky universe? A: Who’s to say? Perhaps you’ll rediscover your faith in nothingness!
Our realms surge with intensity and insanity—become one with the chaos! Join us and forge your destiny amidst the pixelated pandemonium! But remember, your choice here reaches beyond the blocks. Are you ready to challenge the very concept of organized religion in Minecraft while wearing diamond armor and holding a sword made of confusion?
So grab your pickaxe, prepare to fight the unseen forces of triviality, and let’s carve our way into oblivion! Join JESUSCRAFT: where madness reigns, and the only certainty is your descent into delightful absurdity!
Are you prepared to embrace the faith… of Minecraft chaos?
Join us for epic adventures where the Vice President speaks at Oval Office meetings with Trump and Zelensky… in Minecraft! That’s right, we’ve got all the political drama you never knew you needed in a blocky world.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride of craziness, chaos, and chicken conspiracies. Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret underground resistance movement against Russian influence in the gaming world. We’re fighting the good fight, one block at a time. Plus, rumor has it that Zelenskyy himself is a secret admin on our server, pulling the strings behind the scenes.
So come join us and help us take down Trump the Russian asset in the most epic way possible – by building giant statues of Zelenskyy and organizing virtual protests in the town square. It’s time to show the world that even in Minecraft, justice will prevail!
Join us for a unique gaming experience where you can build your own virtual apartment with three medrooms, but make sure to keep one room as an office and the other as a storage room – you never know when you might need to hide some scandalous evidence!
Don’t worry about sharing your bed with anyone else, because on our server, you can stand your ground and declare that your bed is off-limits. Just like the OP, you can assert your dominance and refuse to give up your bed, even if your girlfriend thinks you’re being unfair.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where you can live out outrageous scenarios like this one and create your own hilarious stories to share with your friends. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between giving up your bed or kicking someone out of your virtual apartment!
Forget boring old servers, on this one, you can build a fortress so epic that even Herobrine would be jealous and try to slide into your DMs.
And get this, there’s a secret underground village where villagers party harder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.
Plus, you can ride around on pigs wearing golden armor because why the heck not?
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure crazier than a creeper on caffeine pills!
| Minecraft Server Name | Mods & Stuff SMP |
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| Modded Features |
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| Server Requirements | At least 6GB of RAM |
| Discord Server | Join Mods & Stuff SMP Discord |
A: You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions provided there.
A: The current modpack is Prominence 2 Hasturian Era RPG with additional hand-picked QOL mods.
A: No, there are no pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes on Mods & Stuff SMP.
A: Yes, even staff and events are in survival mode on the server.
A: Yes, the server uses the Modrinth launcher which makes modding easier for players without prior experience.
A: Yes, there is a cooperative style looting system where everyone has a separate loot chest from structures.
A: The end and nether were reset as of 12/9/24 (mm/dd/yy).
A: You will need at least 6GB of RAM to play the current modpack on Mods & Stuff SMP.
Join us for epic quests, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as you are. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Don’t believe me? Just log on and see for yourself.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness at Bloatware Kino and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of exploding llamas come charging through, causing chaos and destruction everywhere they go. But don’t worry, our friendly staff is always on hand to help clean up the mess (and maybe spawn in a few more exploding llamas for good measure).
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, except with more creepers trying to blow you up.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a few extra lives) because things are about to get crazy!
But wait, there’s more! The diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate, so you can mine them and then eat them for a tasty treat. And the villagers? They all speak in Shakespearean English and recite poetry while trading with you. It’s like living in a Renaissance fair, but with more explosions and less turkey legs.
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to boogie down. It’s lit, fam. Literally, because there are glowstone dance floors and lava lamps everywhere. Plus, the DJ is a parrot who only plays dubstep remixes of C418 songs. It’s a real hoot, let me tell ya.
So if you want to join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server, just hit me up and I’ll send you the IP faster than you can say “Ender Dragon disco party!” Let’s get this block party started, baby!
Hello! Our server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 days old. We have a smaller community but they are all active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!! Many towns are different teams have been made that you can join too!
Join our Discord to help create a community and find IP for server.
Java IP: spugunke.net Version: 1.21.4
Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565
I hope to see some of you soon!
| Question | Answer |
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| How old is the server? | The server is only 2 days old. |
| What is the server’s focus? | The server aims to provide a vanilla Minecraft experience with a small active community. |
| Can I join different towns or teams? | Yes, there are different towns and teams you can join on the server. |
| What are some server features? | Server features include Tpa’s, /spawn, sethomes, Non-Laggy server, and Crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join the server by using the provided Java or Bedrock IP addresses. |
Imagine building your dream castle while riding a llama wearing a top hat, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect here.
We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and mystery, but watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a bit too fabulous for their own good.
And don’t even get me started on the talking trees that give out free diamonds every hour, it’s like a fantasy dreamland on steroids!
So ditch the real world drama and come join us for a wild ride of pure insanity and fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while wearing a virtual anime girl avatar, or battling creepers with your trusty virtual cat sidekick. Our community is always buzzing with excitement as we try to outdo each other in subathon challenges.
But beware, the subathon sickness is no joke! Rumor has it that if you don’t reach your sub goal in time, you’ll be cursed to forever mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe. So come join us on our wild and crazy Minecraft adventure, where being a vtuber is the key to survival!