TheOfficeMC Server Info
TheOfficeMC was made by a bunch of pals who love the ‘Office’ map from CS2. They wanted to share the fun with everyone, so they made this server. It’s not about paying to play, but about working hard. Any money you spend is like a donation to help the server keep going. All the cash goes back into making the server better with cool stuff like plugins and ads.
THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT ~Dev
play.theofficemc.net
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ApexMC
Climb to the top of the mountain where you can find the entrance for the official virtual representation of the Apex Hosting office space. It’s built inside of this mountain. This is where the team gets together weekly for meetings to test new game types and socialize. Inside you will find multiple floors of our office building with a centrally located elevator taking you to different floors including areas for work, fun, chilling, and more. We invite you to stop by, explore our offices and try out a minigame!
The basement of the office has the virtual representation of Apex Hosting Datacenter. Complete with hundreds of server racks and villagers working hard to monitor their services. If you’ve ever seen our marketing promotions of a Minecraft datacenter, this is the spot. The worlds largest actual minecraft server hosting datacenter created in game.
The main hallways of the office contain a traditional Bungee Hub with portals leading off to various gametypes we offer on Apex Hosting. Come test out our game modes and play with friends games like TNT Run, Paintball, UHC, and more. We add new games here constantly and will be hosting events throughout the month on them.
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play.apexmc.co
Welcome, fearless crafter! You’ve stumbled into a world where blocky landscapes twist like the very fabric of your reality—where faith, figures, and frenetic crafting fuse into a chaotic stew of pixelated zeal! Yes, that’s right! Here, in JESUSCRAFT, we don’t just build castles; we build temples of confusion and hilarity, fueled by the fervor of fervent faith and casual chaos. Are you ready?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Figurine Factory | Produce unlimited Jesus statuettes! |
| Blessed Battles | Fight for the right to not recycle those figurines! |
| Faith-Based Factions | Join teams based on your belief system—or lack thereof! Smash those myths! |
| Chaos Quests | Help unearth the truth behind: “Why is this at the front desk?” |
| Confounding Currency | Trade mini-Jesuses for netherite, but good luck finding that marketplace! |
"JESUSCRAFT turned me into a true believer…of never joining a server again!" — A disgruntled former player "I threw a Jesus figurine in the lava, and now I hear him crying every time I log in. Is this normal?" — Concerned Crafter
Q: Is it inappropriate to distribute religious paraphernalia in a blocky universe? A: Who’s to say? Perhaps you’ll rediscover your faith in nothingness!
Our realms surge with intensity and insanity—become one with the chaos! Join us and forge your destiny amidst the pixelated pandemonium! But remember, your choice here reaches beyond the blocks. Are you ready to challenge the very concept of organized religion in Minecraft while wearing diamond armor and holding a sword made of confusion?
So grab your pickaxe, prepare to fight the unseen forces of triviality, and let’s carve our way into oblivion! Join JESUSCRAFT: where madness reigns, and the only certainty is your descent into delightful absurdity!
Are you prepared to embrace the faith… of Minecraft chaos?
Join us for epic adventures where the Vice President speaks at Oval Office meetings with Trump and Zelensky… in Minecraft! That’s right, we’ve got all the political drama you never knew you needed in a blocky world.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride of craziness, chaos, and chicken conspiracies. Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!