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DreamHouseVetoedLOL
Looking for a Minecraft server to call home? Look no further! Our server has everything you could possibly want – multiple biomes to explore, epic builds to admire, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves (they only attack if you try to steal their diamonds)!But here’s the catch – we have a strict “House Owners Association” in place. That’s right, just like those pesky real-life HOAs, except ours is run by a group of mischievous villagers who love to enforce rules like “no building ugly houses” and “no mining after dark”. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them!
Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft while also dealing with the hilarious antics of our HOA villagers. Will you be able to build your dream house without breaking any rules? Or will you end up in a bidding war with your fellow players over the last plot of land? The choice is yours – just remember, the HOA is always watching!
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CraftyCommies: $22k PvP War
yo, u ever wanted to be a russian spy??? well now u can on our minecraft server!!! join us and get the chance to be a secret agent fighting in ukraine for a whopping $22,000!!! imagine the epic battles u will have, the secret missions u will go on, and the sweet cash u will earn!!! come join us now and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life!!! let’s gooooooo!!!! 🕵️♂️💰🔫 -
MoscowCraft Server: $22K to Fight!
come join our epic minecraft server where russia is giving away $22,000 to anyone who fights in ukraine!! but like, who needs that money when you can just mine diamonds and build a sick castle with your pals in our server?? plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and battle evil mobs like zombie putin and skeleton stalin. join now and let’s show those ukraine baddies who’s boss in the virtual world!! -
NoBeds4BILTripUni
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?
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SkincareGriefCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate skincare showdown!Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a friend accidentally breaks your precious SK II Pitera Essence. The tension rises as you confront them about the cost, leading to a battle of epic proportions. Will they pay up or will you have to take matters into your own blocky hands?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this skincare saga. Join now for a chance to navigate through friendships, betrayals, and broken bottles of expensive skincare products. It’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a skincare showdown like no other. Who knew virtual skincare drama could be this entertaining?
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Hitler’s Neutrality: Better Minecraft Server
lolz u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like if hitler offered u a peace treaty but u said nah let’s fight instead! we got epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s more united than the allies in WWII. come join us and let’s make minecraft history together! #sorrynotsorry #hitlerpeace #minecraftmadness




