PrisonMines
Hey there, welcome to PrisonMines! This server is the best prison spot around, no cap.
PrisonMines started on Christmas Day 2022 and has been blowing up ever since. It’s got all the cool features you could want.
Come hang with us today and see what all the hype is about!
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BreinaCraft Server Information
Be the boss of your own town, aim to be the top dog with all the money, be the quest king by exploring and finishing all the quests and uncovering its secrets or just survive alone or with pals in the wild.
We give you a reliable 24/7 service with a nice community.
Come on over and check out what we got for ya.
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Imagine the joy of offering to give your virtual neighbors a break from their virtual newborn. And don’t worry about sounding condescending, because on this server, everyone is just here to have a good time. Plus, if you don’t care about virtual babies screaming, then this is the perfect server for you!
Join now and be a part of this wacky virtual neighborhood where you can help out with newborns and have a blast doing it. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and crazy?
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the most dusty snacks in all the land. But be warned, these snacks are guarded by former coworkers who may or may not have been fired or quit. Will you be able to sneak past them and claim your dusty prize?
But wait, there’s more! On our server, every 6th day is a special day where you get to drive a different truck and encounter all sorts of dusty surprises. Who knows what kind of snacks you’ll find in there?
So come on down to our server and satisfy your hunger for adventure and dusty snacks. And remember, don’t be afraid to munch on a peanut butter cracker or a bag of popcorn, even if it’s covered in dust. It’s all part of the fun!
Plus, the admin is like a total wizard with redstone, you won’t believe the crazy contraptions he’s built. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base, it’s like something out of a spy movie.
So yeah, if you wanna level up your Minecraft game and have a blast with some cool peeps, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
We have plenty of extra space for you to build your dream house, just like our friend who has a room for his buddy but not his dog. Don’t be like him, join us and leave your pets behind for a stress-free gaming experience.
Who needs a dog when you can have virtual pets in Minecraft? Build your own army of wolves, ocelots, and parrots to keep you company while exploring our server. Say goodbye to real-life pet drama and hello to pixelated pet paradise!
So come on over and leave your furry friends at home, because on our server, pets are a big no-no. Join us now and start building your pet-free paradise!
Need a break from helping your girlfriend renovate her deceased aunt’s nicotine-stained hoarder house? We’ve got you covered! Our server will transport you to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and building epic structures.
Forget about guilt trips and obligations – on our server, the only thing you’ll be obligated to do is have a good time! Plus, our virtual world is officially yours from the moment you join, no pending loans here!
So ditch the real world responsibilities and join us for some much-needed escapism. Who needs to work on a house every night when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers instead? Join now and say goodbye to burnout and hello to endless fun!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, word on the street is that the server’s founder is actually a retired pirate who buried his loot somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and rediscover the joy of Minecraft all over again. Who knows, you might just find that the thing you once loved as a kid is even better now that you’re all grown up.
Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with us. We’ve got a secret army of enchanted diamond armor-wearing llamas ready to protect you at all costs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns all dirt blocks into diamonds. Say goodbye to mining for hours on end, now you can just plant some grass and watch the bling roll in.
So come join us and never worry about the worst Minecraft crimes again. Just be prepared to defend your diamond llamas with your life.
we have a secret underground meme society where we decode ancient memes to unlock hidden treasures, like diamond pickaxes that never break and armor made of pure meme energy.
our server is protected by a giant meme dragon that breathes fire memes and guards our meme vault where we keep all the rarest pepes and dat boi memes.
join us if you dare, but beware, once you enter our meme-filled world, there’s no turning back. meme on, my friends, meme on.
and get this, these transistors are made out of ferroelectric material so they’re super durable. u can build a redstone door that opens and closes a million times and it’ll still work perfectly. it’s like magic, but with redstone.
mit scientists say this technology could revolutionize electronics, but we’re bringing it to minecraft first. so come join our server and be a redstone wizard like never before. trust me, ur mind will be blown by the things u can create. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground F๐nt๐ factory where players can embark on a quest to uncover the recipe for this delicious soda. Rumor has it that the recipe is guarded by a giant Creeper who only speaks in F๐nt๐ slogans.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the fizzy fun for yourself. Who knew that F๐nt๐ could be the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft adventure!
Join us for a chance to build the most ridiculous structures, prank your friends with the most outrageous traps, and embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.
But that’s not all! We have Patch 6 live, which introduces flying pigs and dancing llamas to the game. Patch 5 brought in a new dimension where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow clouds.
Don’t forget to check out our Wiki, where you can learn how to tame a dragon and become the ruler of the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into our Mods section where you can turn your character into a talking potato or a disco ball.
Still not convinced? Well, we have a FAQ section that will answer all your burning questions, like how to long rest in style and whether you should recruit Minthara for a wild romance.
So what are you waiting for? Join House of Hope Edition today and let the madness begin!
Just like how I stood up for my nephew Jamie, you’ll find a group of players who will have your back no matter what. And don’t worry, we won’t make any weird comments about your race or family situation – unless it’s in good fun, of course!
So come join us on this server where you can escape the drama and build your own world. Who needs a toxic family when you have a virtual one that’s always there for you? Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with a sister like Beth. See you in the game!