New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

Offensive

  • CakeCraft Minecraft Server

    CakeCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures. like, one time, we had this birthday party for little timmy, right? and someone made this insane cake that looked like a giant creeper, but it was also, like, a portal to the nether or something. it was wild, man.

    and, like, we have this rule where we don’t allow any extremism, so you won’t have to worry about any crazy stuff happening here. we’re all about peace, love, and building epic structures out of blocks. no hate allowed, bro.

    come join us on this server, where the only thing that’s horrifying is how awesome our builds are. the jewish community would be proud of the crazy stuff we’re doing here. so, like, come on and join the fun, bro. let’s build some epic stuff together.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • ToxicCraftLand

    ToxicCraftLand
    Are you tired of getting roasted in toxic subreddits? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that negativity behind. Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich that even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

    So why waste your time dealing with toxic people on Reddit when you could be building epic castles and battling zombies with us? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to negativity forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • DungTossersUnite

    DungTossersUnite
    come join our minecraft server where dung is thrown at you for free! yes, you heard that right, free dung throwing for all players! who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of dodging flying poop while trying to build their dream castle?

    but that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. imagine the riches you could gather just by hunting these majestic creatures!

    and if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. but be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yes, you read that correctly, a giant chicken with laser eyes.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. who knows, you might just become the dung dodging, diamond hunting, giant chicken slaying champion of the server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unforgettable moments.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of dancing chickens invade your land, demanding to be your loyal subjects. Or how about the time when a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise party for your birthday, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of TNT?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players are greeted by a mischievous troll who challenges them to a dance-off for safe passage. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco club where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves to the beat of a zombie DJ.

    So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • SmellCraft: AITA Edition

    SmellCraft: AITA Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Are you tired of playing on servers where players smell worse than a creeper’s breath? Look no further, because on our server, we value personal hygiene just as much as we value building epic structures.

    Join us and experience a world where even the pixels smell fresh and clean. Our players are so fresh, they make the ocean biome look like a dirty pond. And don’t worry, we have scented plugins in every virtual corner to ensure that even the smelliest of players can’t ruin your gaming experience.

    And if you happen to come across a player who’s a bit ripe, don’t worry! Our moderators are trained in the art of subtle hints, like offering them a virtual gas card to go freshen up. So come join us and say goodbye to stinky players and hello to a fragrant gaming paradise. Remember, on our server, cleanliness is not just a virtue, it’s a way of life.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • SickBurnsMC – Minecraft Server

    SickBurnsMC – Minecraft Server
    Tired of hearing cringy stuff from people? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our community is filled with players who have the most outrageous stories to share, from getting chased by a pack of creepers to accidentally building a house out of diamond blocks. Say goodbye to boring conversations and hello to epic adventures on our server! Join now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • KharkivCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

    KharkivCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge
    so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server, bro? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, the other day, this dude Zelenskyy was talking about how russia totally failed to execute their new Kharkiv offensive, but like, who cares about that when you can be playing on this server, right?

    join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or building a giant statue of a potato in the sky. we’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll pee your pants (not really, but like, almost).

    plus, the community is like, totally rad. everyone is super chill and always down for a good time. so what are you waiting for, dude? join this server now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP