Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.
But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!
Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.
So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where only the coolest players are invited. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.
So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”
Join our server where you can take down niggers, wino single mothers, and roasties with no consequences! Who knew that Art the clown was actually our guy all along? Embrace the madness and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of unlimited resources and invincibility.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this world, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you on the other side, if you dare!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players dressed as clowns start chasing you around with TNT. Or how about the time when a giant chicken invaded our server and started laying explosive eggs everywhere? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.
But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build the craziest structures they can think of in a limited amount of time. And let’s not forget about our weekly “Mob Madness” nights where we spawn in hundreds of creepers and watch chaos unfold.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!
Discord: https://discord.gg/zhDwpftY
Website: https://alathra.com/
| Custom Fishing | Our latest update, Alathra: Better With Bait! With mini games now making fishing more interesting, every cast is different, plus brand new baits and a large variety of new fish for you to catch. |
| Towny | Create towns and cities with your friends or join an existing one. With Towny you can claim areas to build safely and store your items. Start a large nation with sprawling cities or create a small farming village. The sky is the limit! |
| Lore, RP & Worldbuilding | One of the key gameplay aspects of Alathra is its lore, roleplay (RP) and geopolitics. The community is constantly creating captivating lore and RP including player-run organizations, events, and religions, as well as conflicts and wars. In Alathra you can create your own unique story. |
| Custom World | The map of Alathra is completely custom, designed from scratch to encourage exploration trade and geopolitics. It consists of continents, oceans, and four temperature zones with various biomes and landmarks. |
| Custom Plugins | Alathra has its own dedicated team of developers that consistently develop new plugins and features, making the server unique with features like lockpicking, custom war system, character cards, medieval weapons, and more. |
| Question | Answer |
| How do I join Alathra? | To join Alathra, simply enter the IP “play.alathramc.com” in your Minecraft client and start exploring! |
| Can I create my own town or city? | Yes, you can create your own town or city with Towny. Claim areas, build safely, and invite your friends to join your settlement. |
| Is there a roleplay aspect to the server? | Yes, Alathra encourages lore, roleplay, and storytelling. Create your own unique character and story within the world. |
| Are there custom features on Alathra? | Alathra has custom fishing, brewing, mobs, biomes, plugins, and more that enhance the gameplay experience. |
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, Lucy Pyre will give you life advice that will make you question your existence in the best way possible. Plus, she has a whole bunch of links to her Twitch, ASMR YouTube, Ribbon Cage, VOD YouTube, Twitch Clips YouTube, Twitter, Nise Menhera Twitter, Otis Twitter, and even a Menhera Twitter that’s sadly no longer with us. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!
Don’t forget to refresh yourself on the global and board rules before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here. And remember, always ignore, report, and hide those pesky divorcees – they’re more dangerous than a creeper in Minecraft!
So come on and join us on this insane adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Lucy Pyre’s husbands). See you in the game!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive sheep. Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.
But be warned, our server has a strict rule that all players must wear diapers while playing. Why, you ask? Well, it’s said that the server’s founder once accidentally peed themselves during a particularly intense PvP battle and now it’s become a tradition. So grab your diapers and get ready for some messy fun!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of poop jokes. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants!
Forget about the stress of real-life weddings and come party with us in the virtual world. Who needs a third marriage reception when you can have an epic Minecraft adventure? Join now and let’s celebrate love the Minecraft way!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground raves and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join our server and experience the power of girl power like never before. From building epic castles to slaying dragons, our female players do it all with style and grace. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of warrior princesses who will protect you from any creeper that comes your way.
So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that girls rule the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off.
But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. They even have a secret society of pufferfish who are plotting to take over the world.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a magical unicorn appears and grants wishes to all the players? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, Lukashenko said he’ll help Ukraine once the war ends, so that’s a bonus, right?
You won’t believe the adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant roach bosses to building your own roach army, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, our healthcare epidemiology experts are always on hand to make sure things don’t get too out of hand.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the roach revolution begin!