Offensive Minecraft Servers (Page 4)

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of being accused of being gay by your wife every time you wear a pink shirt or hang out with a friend from the LGBTQ community? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to express themselves however they want without judgment!
Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their sexual orientation or gender identity. Plus, we have the most fabulous builds and rainbow-colored sheep you’ve ever seen in the game!
Don’t let your wife’s questionable sense of humor bring you down, come join us and show her that being “gay” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who knows, maybe she’ll even join in and build a pride parade float with you!

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StinkyCraft
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Are you tired of being surrounded by stinky smells in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will never have to deal with any unpleasant odors again! Our virtual world is filled with the sweet aroma of freshly baked cookies and blooming flowers. Join us and say goodbye to smelly socks and stinky cheese forever!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn named Sparkles who grants wishes to all players. Want a diamond sword? Just ask Sparkles! Need a castle built in record time? Sparkles will make it happen! With Sparkles by your side, anything is possible in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the sweet smell of success and the magic of Sparkles! Trust us, once you enter our world, you’ll never want to leave.

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WifeGuardianCraft
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!
Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!
Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.
So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
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come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact russia’s ‘rapid’ offensive in Kursk Oblast but with a twist! instead of tanks, we use pigs with saddles! zelensky himself said it’s not ‘serious’ success, but who cares when you can ride a pig into battle?! join now for a wild ride and experience the chaos of war in a whole new way! plus, we have free cookies for all new players (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) so what are you waiting for? saddle up and let’s gooooo!

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SMP_HitlerMusical
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Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where every player is a reincarnation of a famous historical figure! Join us and witness the chaos as Cleopatra builds a pyramid out of diamond blocks, Julius Caesar tries to conquer the entire server, and Genghis Khan leads raids on unsuspecting villages.
But beware, things can get wild on this server. Imagine a musical about Attila the Hun’s life, complete with catchy songs about pillaging and plundering. Or a dance number starring Vlad the Impaler, showing off his signature move of impaling enemies on fences.
So if you’re looking for a server where history comes to life in the most ridiculous way possible, join us and prepare for a truly unforgettable experience. Just make sure to watch your back around Napoleon, he’s been known to have a bit of a temper when he loses a PvP battle.

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BabyNameBattles
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you for your blocky choices! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and passive-aggressive NPCs like Social Justice Jessie (SJJ).
Imagine ordering a virtual Pepsi from a waiter and SJJ swoops in, insisting you use gender-neutral terms because we don’t know the waiter’s identity. Or praising a movie, only to have SJJ lecture you on the actor’s questionable past. And don’t even get us started on enjoying a band or song without knowing their entire history – SJJ will make sure you’re fully informed!
But the real fun begins when SJJ names her baby after a controversial figure. Our player couldn’t resist pointing out the potential backlash, leading to tears, drama, and a baby name change! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So, are you the asshole for stirring the pot, or is SJJ just too extreme for her own good? Join our server and find out – just watch out for those passive-aggressive NPCs!

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Pokrovsk PvP Minecraft Server
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hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even the ukrainian reinforcements are counterattacking outside pokrovsk just to get a piece of the action? well, u found the right place! this server is so crazy, the mobs have started forming their own armies and are planning to take over the world! but don’t worry, we have epic weapons and armor to help u fight them off. plus, our community is so awesome, u will never feel alone. so come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

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NoTropesAllowedMC
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the same old tropes? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild and wacky TV show that got canceled for being too outrageous! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness where you can build a house made entirely of cheese, ride llamas into battle, and participate in epic dance-offs with creepers! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will give you special powers if you can catch it. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, anything goes!

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GrossOutGang Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of seeing gross stuff in public? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and never have to witness another gross thing again! Our server is so clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so sparkly, they make even the most hardened miner shed a tear of joy. So come join us and say goodbye to grossness forever!

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PixelPeek-a-BooCraft
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild porno scene that will leave you scarred for life (in a good way, of course)! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and experiences that will have you questioning your sanity and your internet search history. From explosive creeper encounters to scandalous pig races, our server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat (or your bed, we don’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare to have your Minecraft world rocked like never before!

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