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  • Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

    Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”
    Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

    Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

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  • BritHumor Minecraft Server

    BritHumor Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

    We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

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  • NoBandSMPHate

    NoBandSMPHate
    OMG, like, if you can’t stand the band “Creeper’s Delight” then you HAVE to join our Minecraft SMP! They totally invaded our server once and started playing their awful music non-stop. We had to fight them off with diamond swords and TNT, it was epic! So if you wanna join a server where we kick out annoying bands and have crazy battles, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, it’s wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s take down those pesky bands together!

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  • DroneCraft: Russian Air Assault

    DroneCraft: Russian Air Assault
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES flying around like crazy! russia is shaking in their boots because our secret factory is pumping out drones like no tomorrow. join us and be part of the most intense air war in minecraft history. who needs russia when you can join us and dominate the skies with our insane drone production. hurry up and join before it’s too late!

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  • TNT Wars: Kurd vs Turk

    TNT Wars: Kurd vs Turk
    come join our epic minecraft server where kurdish-led forces are battling turkish-backed syrian rebels in a wild and crazy offensive! watch as the blocks fly and the mobs fight for control of the land! build your own base and join the fight for dominance in this epic showdown of epic proportions! join now for a chance to be the ultimate warrior in this insane battle for supremacy! let’s goooooooooooooooooooooo!

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  • CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

    CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel
    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HEZBOLLAH ENDORSIN US, YO! DEY SAY WE DA BOMB DIGGITY AND WE GONNA MAKE PEACE LIKE A BOSS. ISRAEL BE RAMPIN UP BUT WE AINT SCURRED, WE GOT BLOCKS TO BUILD AND CREEPERS TO SLAY. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND BE PART OF DA EPICNESS, YOLO!

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  • HateNoise Minecraft SMP

    HateNoise Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).

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  • ChildhoodOffenseCraft

    ChildhoodOffenseCraft
    Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

    So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

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  • CraftyCreeper69

    CraftyCreeper69
    Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans!

    Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Or maybe you’ll come across a group of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

    NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

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