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CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Items Found:	5951	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3986
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	668	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	148
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimension Hops:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

81.176.176.175

MineModulate

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	266
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

MineModulate

Survival Reimagined

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play.minemodulate.com

👑 Hermit servers season 9: Vanilla Survival with a Hint of Chaos, Just like Real Life!

active community, bedrock, business district, Chaos, cross-platform, Discord, Elected positions, Hermit, HermitCraft Inspired, hermitservers, Hint, java, King, Life, Major player events, MINISTERS, mob/player heads, Player made mega bases, real, Season, Servers, shopping district, smp, socials, Survival, Tribal towns, Vanilla, visual/fun add ons, weekly events, Whitelisted server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Minecraft Server Overview
Season	9th season
Gameplay	Hermitcraft inspired
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Features	Shopping district, business district, mob/player heads, visual/fun add ons, player events, elected positions, tribal towns, player made mega bases, whitelisted server, weekly events, active community
Socials	Discord Server

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by joining the Discord server linked above and following the instructions provided there.

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Are there any player events on the server?

A: Yes, there are major player events happening all the time, creating a fun and engaging community experience.

Q: What are the elected positions on the server?

A: The server includes elected positions such as king and ministers, allowing players to take on leadership roles and contribute to the server’s governance.

Q: Can players collaborate in tribal towns?

A: Yes, players have the opportunity to work together in tribal towns, fostering teamwork and creating a sense of community within the server.

Q: Are there any social media accounts for the server?

A: Yes, you can find more information and updates by following hermitservers on social media platforms.

CastleQuest Minecraft Server

Adventure, bowser, Castle, CastleQuest, Coins, Damsel in Distress, defeat the villain, Gaming, Hero, long tail tags, Mario, Minecraft, Nintendo, platformer, power ups, princess, Quest, rescue, save the princess, Server, super mario bros, toad, video game

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Tired of searching for your princess in all the wrong castles? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, your princess is in EVERY castle! That’s right, we’ve got princesses galore just waiting for you to rescue them and win their hearts (and maybe some diamonds too).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a boogie like you’ve never seen before!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the server, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Don’t miss your chance to ride a unicorn into battle against the creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. Your princess (and a whole lot more) await!

50MilliMinecraft SMP

50MilliMinecraft, anxiety, concerns, crime, danger, family, fear, Financial Security, KIDNAPPING, MONEY, parenting, personal finance, personal safety, precautions, Protection, Risks, Safety, SECURITY, smp, wealth, wealth management, worries

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92

Are you tired of living in constant fear of having your balls in a vice? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the dangers of the real world by diving into a virtual world where the only risk is getting blown up by a creeper. Our server is so safe, even your wife and kids can join without worrying about any black chaps demanding your keys. Plus, with our insane wealth opportunities, you’ll be hitting 50m in no time – diamonds, that is! So come join us and leave your worries behind, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind to all the fun and laughter!

NoMomNoRoom Minecraft Server

Minecraft, NoMomNoRoom, Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Towns Built:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who have no concept of personal space? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the clutches of your mom and her boundary issues.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual Disney race track and run to your heart’s content without any interference from family members. Bring your friends from Indiana, California, or even outer space – as long as they don’t invite their moms to crash the party.

Don’t let your mom guilt trip you into sharing a room with her on our server. Instead, build a fortress of friendship with your pals and create memories that will last a lifetime. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in Minecraft? Join us now and leave your mom at home where she belongs!

DadCraft: Abandonment Edition

abandoning, abandonment, Argument, best for daughter, best for me, college, community college, DadCraft, DAUGHTER, Edition, family, family dynamics, father figure, Grandparents, Guilt, mental health, moving out, Resentment, responsibilities, selfish, sister, toxic relationship, UNFAIR

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9538	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

Need a break from your sister who thinks you’re the spawn of Satan for wanting to better your life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any family members storming off and slamming doors in your face while you’re trying to play.

Join us now and let’s build a world where you can escape the drama and focus on what really matters – crafting epic structures and having a blast with fellow gamers. Who needs family drama when you’ve got a whole virtual world to conquer? See you in the game!