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BlockyBountyHunter

abhorrent jobs, BlockyBountyHunter, dirty jobs, disgusting careers, distasteful professions, filthy work, foul tasks, grim professions, grimy occupations, gross occupations, nasty profession, nauseating jobs, noxious careers, offensive occupations, putrid tasks, repulsive careers, revolting jobs, unclean work, unpleasant tasks, unsanitary work, vile professions

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ores Mined:	8835
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Crops Grown:	4280	Love Letters Sent:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft server and become a professional poop scooper! That’s right, we have a whole town dedicated to cleaning up virtual animal waste. But don’t worry, it’s not all stinky work – we have poop-themed mini-games and competitions to keep things interesting. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest diamonds can be found hidden in the piles of poop…if you’re brave enough to dig through it! So come join us and embrace the stink on our one-of-a-kind server.

DesiCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, attractive, Desi, DesiCraft, Erotic, Exotic, FANTASY, fetish, hot, Indian, irls, jerk off material, Masturbation, Minecraft, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Server, Sexy, South Asian, taboo, ur, Women

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7906	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is your ultimate irl jerk off material.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers who all look like your favorite celebrities. And don’t even get me started on the custom skins – we’ve got everything from flying tacos to dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary – last week, we hosted a massive chicken race where the winner got a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. And rumor has it that our next event involves a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the excitement!

Minecraft SMP: AEW All In 2024CraftyCreeper

2024.., 2024CraftyCreeper, aew, All In, Beverages, Drinking, drinks, Entertainment, Event, Food, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Hangout, Lads, Minecraft, Party, smp, Snacking, SNACKS, socializing, sports, wrestling

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the snacks are as plentiful as the diamonds! Join us for a server full of epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive potato war that lasted for days. Potatoes flying everywhere, players running for cover, it was chaos in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary llama races. Picture this: llamas decked out in diamond armor, zooming around a racetrack while players place bets and cheer them on. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The snacks, of course! We’ve got a never-ending supply of virtual pizza, tacos, and even the occasional cake party. So grab your pickaxe and your favorite snack, because things are about to get crazy on our server.

CraftyLoveSecrets

BETRAYAL, biggest secret, Communication, confession, CraftyLoveSecrets, Deception, emotional baggage, Hidden Truth, Hiding, Honesty, honesty is the best policy, INTIMATE, long term relationship, Openness, partner, relationship, secret keeping, skeletons in the closet, Trust, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of hiding your secret double life as a Minecraft master from your partner? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and unleash your inner builder, explorer, and redstone wizard without worrying about your partner finding out. Who knows, maybe they have a secret Minecraft life too and you can build a virtual love nest together! Join now and let the pixelated adventures begin!

CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	6557
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Towns Built:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!

CraftyCountryKids

Access, children, Community, Connection, countryside, CraftyCountryKids, Environment, health, Impact, location, Nature, outdoors, research, Resources, Rural, socioeconomic status, socioeconomics, study, upbringing, Urban, well-being

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	29

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. OUR VIRTUAL LANDSCAPE IS SO LIT, YOU’LL FORGET YOU’RE EVEN IN A SIMULATION.

WE GOT TREES THAT TALK AND DIAMONDS THAT SING. OUR VIRTUAL ECONOMY IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE ROLLING IN VIRTUAL RICHES IN NO TIME.

FORGET ABOUT REAL LIFE, COME JOIN US AND LET YOUR INNER CHILD RUN WILD. OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ON A PERMANENT VACATION IN THE MOST EPIC FANTASY LAND EVER.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET.

ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, battle, challenge, Combat, Conquer, control, discipline, DOMINANCE, fierce, formidable, Minecraft, obey, power, Server, Shieldmaiden, ShieldmaidenCraft, strength, STRONG, Swedish, Viking, warrior, warrior woman, woman warrior

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

AFL, AFL game, assault, Carlton, Carlton’s place, Dogs, FINAL, final game, fred, ha, Higgins, home advantage, home final, Lads, Minecraft, Mr Higgins, must win, overtake, PORT, Secure, showdown, smp, the final, WIN

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Potions Brewed:	63	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2322
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Potions Brewed:	120	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

bereavement, comforting a friend, comforting words, Condolences, coping with grief, dealing with loss, Emotional support, expressing condolences, grief support, GriefCraft, grieving parent, Grieving Process, healing after loss, inappropriate remarks, insensitive comments, loss of a child, mourning parent, Oops, Portal, supporting a grieving parent, Sympathy, words of comfort, words of empathy, wrong

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Divine Spears Created:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!

ToothGrow Minecraft Server

clinical trial, Dental, dental care, dental innovation, dental procedure, dental research, dental science, dental technology, dental treatment, grow teeth, Japan, Medical research, Medicine, Minecraft, oral health, regenerative medicine, Server, tooth development, tooth growth, tooth regeneration, tooth replacement, tooth restoration, ToothGrow

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
New Chunks Explored:	842764	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Dragon Eggs Found:	608	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mines Excavated:	3060	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!