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AnnoyingCraft: Wake Up and Mine!

alarm clock, ANNOYING, AnnoyingCraft, cacophonous, daily routine, digital alarm, early morning, Effective, frustrating, insistent, IRRITATING, jarring, loud noise, morning routine, Obnoxious, PERSISTENT, Repetitive, Sleep, snooze button, Sound, wake, Wake Up

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	143
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL WAKE YOU UP BETTER THAN ANY ALARM CLOCK? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK! OUR SERVER HAS THE MOST ANNOYING AND IRRITATING SOUNDS THAT WILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE CREEPERS MAKE FART NOISES AND ZOMBIES SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS! YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD, YOU’LL FORGET YOU WERE TRYING TO MINE DIAMONDS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND SHEEP THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY, WACKY WORLD!

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE WEIRDNESS NEVER ENDS! TRUST US, YOU’LL NEVER LOOK AT MINECRAFT THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

AlzCraft: Survive & Extend!

AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, cognitive decline, combination therapy, dementia, Diagnosis, Extend, Healthcare, life expectancy, Longevity, medical breakthrough, medication, Memory Loss, mental health, neurology, Patients, pharmaceuticals, research, study, Survival, SURVIVE, Treatment, united states

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

so, like, you know how sometimes you forget where you put your diamonds in minecraft? well, imagine if you had alzheimer’s in the game! that would be, like, so sad, right? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got you covered!

join us and use our special alzheimer’s medication in the game to, like, boost your survival chances! combine two meds together and you could, like, live for over five years in the game! that’s, like, longer than most players can even survive in the nether!

we’re here to help all 303,000 players with alzheimer’s in the game, cuz we care about your virtual well-being. so come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together… or, like, forgettable memories, depending on how much of that medication you take! lol!

Ltcraft Survival/Build off!

Build-Off, Buildbattle, Bungeecord, Bungeecordserver, Bungeenetwork, construction, creativity, Economy, Friends, Griefprevention, java, late 2000s, litebans, lorentedford, Ltcraft, luckperms, MCBans, minecraft server, mobile, Nocheat, Nogrief, Nolag, nursing home, Plugins, private server, Public, Randomteleport, Shop, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

WELCOME TO LTCRAFT.NETLtcraft.net is a private server hosting organization associated with lorentedford.com We started off as a private group of friends playing Minecraft back in the Late 2000s and moved to the public in late 2014. We are rebuilding after I spent some time in the nursing home back in 2020.

Welcome to Ltcraft.net please understand we are under construction again as of 07-20-2022.

Things we have accomplished so far!Moved ServersRebuilt Bungeecord ServerRebuilt Lobby plugins to eliminate the errors.Purchased Litebans which runs mcbans.ltcraft.netUpdated all plugins to current 1.19We will be updating each server one by one and moving from Griefprevention to Luckperms as well.. This will take time I will have to wrap my head around how things work in a bungee cord environment.Important Links

https://amp.ltcraft.net/https://www.facebook.com/groups/ltcrafthttps://mcbans.ltcraft.nethttps://sourcebans.ltcraft.net/

Minecraft Server information: mc.Ltcraft.net

Both Java and Mobile compatible!

mc.ltcraft.net

Soulcraft: Vanilla, No White Lies, Just Hermitcraft Vibes, Rewards Await, Stay Active!

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Await, Challenges, Civilization, Collaborative, Community, Connect, Creatrive, Environment, Events, fun-loving, gameplay, hermitcraft, jump in, Lies, Minecraft, Open, Passion, Prizes, Profiles, Rewards, Season, Soulcraft, stay, Vanilla, VIBES, vibrant, White

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

What’s New This Season?
Season Start	Exact date being voted on
Vanilla Gameplay: Pure, classic Minecraft fun.
Civilizations Theme: Choose from 20 unique civilization profiles and shape your destiny.
Why Join Us?
Active and Mature Community
Hermitcraft Style: Collaborative and creative gameplay experience
Friendly Environment: Welcoming community for everyone
Exciting Rewards: Participate in events and challenges for prizes
Open to All: No whitelist needed, just jump in and start playing

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. When does the new season start?

The exact date is still being voted on, so stay tuned for updates!

2. How can I join the server?

You can join by clicking on the following link: discord.gg/soulcraft

3. Can I participate in events and challenges?

Yes, the server offers exciting rewards for participating in events and challenges.

4. Is there a whitelist to join the server?

No, the server is open to all players. You can simply jump in and start playing.

5. What is the theme of the new season?

The new season will have a civilizations theme, where players can choose from 20 unique civilization profiles.

James’ Minecraft Server: The Attraction!

attraction, Behavior, complexity, Curiosity, emotional connections, Human nature, Identity, Individuality, Influences, Intrigue, introspection, James, Minecraft, Mystery, nature vs nurture, past experiences, Personality, Psychology, relationships, Self Discovery, Server, upbringing

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Towns Built:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ores Mined:	9410
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the mystery of James, the legendary player who became a master builder after being struck by lightning while holding a diamond pickaxe. Legend has it that he now roams the server, creating epic structures with lightning speed and precision. Will you be able to learn his secrets and harness his powers for yourself? Join now and find out what made James this way – the attraction is undeniable!

NikCraft Server – Join the Nikke General Fun!

#union raid, Active Codes, alice, alteisen, Android, co-op, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Folkwang, Fun, Game Download, general, General Info, Golden Coin Rush, Ios, Join, Links, Mary, Medical Rabbit, Moist Rabbit, new players, NikCraft, nikke, PC, Server, Soda, Special Recruit, Twinkling Bunny, Upcoming Events, update, Wonderland Bunny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We’ve got so many crazy events happening, you’ll think you’ve fallen down the rabbit hole like Alice herself.

Join us for the Golden Coin Rush where you can collect all the coins your heart desires from May 30 to June 20. And don’t miss out on the Co-Op event featuring Alteisen from June 14 to June 16 – it’s going to be a blast!

But wait, there’s more! Coming up next is the Union Raid from June 21 to June 26. Get ready to team up with your friends and take on some epic challenges.

And let’s not forget about our special recruits, Soda: Twinkling Bunny and Alice: Wonderland Bunny. They’re only available from May 30 to June 20 and June 6 to June 27, so don’t miss your chance to add them to your collection.

Plus, we’ve got some amazing costume passes like Mary: Medical Rabbit and Folkwang: Moist Rabbit. Trust us, you’ve never seen rabbits like these before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a Minecraft wonderland unlike any other!

DadRageMC: No Grandpa Allowed!

Allowed, Boundaries, child support, Communication Issues, Confrontation, Cultural differences, custody, DadRageMC, Emotional Abuse, family, family dynamics, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, forgiveness, generational trauma, GRANDPA, parenting, personal values, pet health, reconciliation, toxic relationships

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed but hilarity is encouraged!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy family dynamics, stolen money, and puppy drama. Our server is the perfect escape from toxic relationships and cultish behavior.

Build your dream world with us and leave all the negativity behind. Who needs a dad who steals money and blocks you over a Godzilla movie disagreement anyway?

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

PainfulCraft Minecraft Server

accident, emergency room visit, healing journey, injury assessment, injury recovery, injury rehabilitation, injury severity, injury treatment, medical emergency, Minecraft, pain level, pain management, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, painful injury, PainfulCraft, physical injury, rating pain, recovery process, scale of pain, Server, Trauma

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	219	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Have you ever been attacked by a pack of rabid chickens while trying to mine diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your most painful injury feel like a gentle hug from a baby zombie. Trust us, you’ll be rating your pain a solid 11 out of 10 after playing on our server. So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

HateCraft: Creeper Edition

abhor, Abomination, animosity, antipathy, aversion, creeper, despise, despised, detest, detested, disdain, dislike, Earth, Edition, HateCraft, HATED, loathe, loathed, most hated, repugnance, repugnant, Repulsive, revile

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
New Chunks Explored:	857037	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Creepers? Nope. Homework? Close, but no cigar. It’s lag on a Minecraft server! But fear not, dear player, for our server is as smooth as a baby’s bottom! Join us and say goodbye to lag forever. Rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with his divine coding skills.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow llama! Legend has it that if you manage to tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because these llamas have a mischievous streak!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja villagers. They may look harmless with their potato noses and unibrows, but don’t be fooled. These villagers can take down a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those ninja villagers – they have a tendency to prank unsuspecting players with exploding chickens.

RecycleCraft: Secret Sale! 4 Volumes for $1

#classified information, China, Conspiracy, Corruption, crime, employees, Espionage, Government, illegal, intelligence, investigation, Military, national security, RecycleCraft, recycling plant, sale, scandal, secret, secret documents, security breach, Shopper, theft, Volumes

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft! imagine sneaking around and stealing secret documents from other players, but like, in a fun way! u can be a master spy and sell the documents to a recycling plant for mad cash, just like those military employees in china did! join now and live out ur spy fantasies, all for under $1! it’s a steal, literally!