Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to never mention sand niggers unless you want a Big Mac shoved in your face! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane builds that will make you question your sanity.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, or have epic dance parties with creepers. Our community is like no other, filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for Big Macs, because that’s the only currency we accept around here!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there!
Join us and you’ll find out the answer to life’s most burning question: “Why do Asians smell like rancid butter?” We have a team of dedicated scientists working around the clock to solve this mystery, and you can be a part of the investigation!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!
We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.
Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers filled with the same old stuff? Look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll forget all about the real world drama. Join us for a crazy adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. Who needs reality when you can escape to our server and leave all the “gay shit and trans shit” behind? Trust us, you won’t want to go back once you experience the madness that awaits you here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave the real world drama behind for good!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner warrior and battle against the evil nether creatures! Our server is filled with epic quests, challenging dungeons, and hilarious mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret weapon that no other server can offer. Our enchanted diamond swords have the power to turn any pesky creeper into a fluffy bunny! And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even take on the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with laser eyes!
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky nether creatures – they may look cute, but they’re definitely up to no good!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to bust a move. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there, you crazy diamond miners!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our epic build-off where the winner gets a real-life pet creeper (handle with care, folks).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of parkour tag.
So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and let the madness begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and hilarious time! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, including a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and a pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing.
But the real reason you should join is because we have the craziest events and challenges you’ve ever seen. Want to race against a herd of stampeding pigs on a roller coaster track? Done. How about a build battle where you have to recreate the Mona Lisa using only dirt blocks? We’ve got you covered. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles, where the winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up). Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off.
Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and trolls on other servers? Look no further, because our server is a safe haven from all the BLACK MONKEY NIGGERS causing chaos. Join us and leave the drama behind as we embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and fun.
Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in. We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night.
But wait, there’s more! We have a magical unicorn petting zoo, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that respawn every hour. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave those BLACK MONKEY NIGGERS in the dust as we build, explore, and laugh our way to victory!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you screaming “da fuq” at your screen? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us for a wild ride where your spare change on kucoin will be transformed into virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. We promise you’ll never look at yellow niggers the same way again after experiencing the rebrand cuck’ing of your coins.
So why wait? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side!
InsaiTea is a friendly SMP server that mainly focuses on Survival and PvE.
Survival world includes:Land claimingEconomyCustom MobsCustom ItemsCustom EnchantsCustom RPG Style Items with special effects and elementsRPG Leveling system and skillsCustom bosses amd mini-bosses (some with custom models using a texture pack)Player ShopsCratesand more!
Alongside survival is an adventures guild where you can either PvE as a team in an arena or take up mini-dungeons and lairs to fight bosses.
This server is a PUBLIC SMP where you can join/form and create countries! In doing so you can have economies, governments, wars, and all sorts of other stuff! Come join in on the fun! Join the discord to be whitelisted!
Heroic Craft is seeking active adult players 18+ and older for our Java hard mode economy smp. We offer grief and theft protection with the use of core protect. We have a few good data packs Installed like
1 person sleep
Graves
Lumberjack
Infinitymend for bows
Elytra chest platePlayer and mob heads
Just to name a few. We are on 1.19.2
Shopping district
Starter supplies when you 1st join.
Very active admins and players.
Pirate Kingdom is a survival based server, aimed at PVE and building. There is a specialised PVP area, where players can fight and envoy events will occur. You can get crate keys to get special items from crates at spawn, and you can get kits from playing the game and they can be bought from the server shop. Building events will be hosted periodically for players to win special prizes.
