I mean, who wouldn’t want to experience the mind-bending chaos of a world where up is down, left is right, and nenes are chinks?
Join now for a trip into the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows in this topsy-turvy world of chinks and nenes!
We got crazy mods that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.
Build your own world and show those noobs who’s boss, because on this server, you’re the king of the block.
Join now and let’s mine, craft, and troll together in a world where anything is possible, except for being a 4chan homo.
You’ll be building epic structures and mining for diamonds like a boss. Plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest players around.
So ditch the soda and come peepee in our virtual world instead. It’s gonna be lit, fam.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block the size of a house. Legend has it that if you mine it, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! But be warned, the block is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are not too happy about intruders.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep. If you manage to tame one, you’ll be granted the power of unlimited wool and the ability to ride it into battle against any foe.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.
Join us and leave all your real-life issues behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is when a creeper sneaks up on you! No need for therapy here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.
Our server is so drama-free, even the villagers gossiping about your latest build won’t compare to the chaos of family dinners gone wrong. So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only R-word you’ll hear is “respawn”!
oh and get this, our server is actually on a secret floating island in the sky! yeah, we had to battle a dragon just to claim it as our own. but don’t worry, the dragon is actually really chill and just hangs out with us now.
also, did i mention we have a talking parrot who tells the best jokes? yeah, he’s a real comedian.
so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever! and remember, if anyone asks, just tell them “Mr. Trump, f— off” 😂🤣🤪
We got like, the most insane builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so wild, you’ll be laughing your ass off all day long.
And get this, we don’t celebrate birthdays like some faggot, we celebrate them like total badasses. So if you wanna join a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question everything you know, then come on over and join the madness. You won’t regret it, bro.
MCC SMP is a Minecraft Survival server that aims to bring all different kinds of people together to play Minecraft. We have fun events every now and then which are run by everyone on the server. We also have a really kind and creative community that is eager to bring in some new people for new ideas and new personalities. The server is mostly vanilla with a few quality-of-life changes, but overall, you won’t notice much of a difference.
Nice community Events run by anyone Active owners Whitelisted Survival multiplayer Diamond economy Player shops
To apply to join the server, join the discord and fill out the application!discord.gg/EjWXnwfYRj
mccsmp.myserver.gs
Hello my name is MOV I am your conductor in the world of the McRP server, here you can survive with friends without privates and cheaters, there is a cool atmosphere and cool SID, there will be bazaars. Plagins: Simple Sit, Clans, Essentialsx, Luckperms Donat in the server website
McRolePlay.aternos.me
| 🔥 JOIN ResistanceMC – The Ultimate Survival Experience! 🔥 |
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| This server ran successfully with 50+ regular players |
| 🚀 Looking for Testers! |
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| Be one of the first to explore ResistanceMC, our brand-new survival server packed with custom features, epic bosses, and thrilling minigames! |
| 🌍 What We Offer: | ||||||
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| 🏆 Boss Dungeons – Take on powerful MythicMobs! | 🔒 Grief Protection – Build safely with friends! | 💰 Economy & Custom Enchants – Trade, grind, and power up! | 🛠️ All the standard survival features you expect! | ✅ Survival with a twist – Face tiered mobs roaming the world! | ⚔️ Warzone PvP – Risk it all for epic loot! | 🎮 Mob Arena & Minigames – Endless action and rewards! |
| 🛠️ We need your feedback! |
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| Join our test phase and help us fine-tune the experience before launch. |
A: Yes, anyone can join the server and experience the features we offer. Testers will have early access and the opportunity to provide feedback before the official launch.
A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be communicated in-game and on our website.
A: Simply join the server using the provided IP address and explore the features. Your feedback and suggestions will help us improve the server for the official launch.
A: We may offer donation and VIP perks in the future, but our main focus is on providing a quality survival experience for all players.
A: ResistanceMC offers custom features, epic bosses, thrilling minigames, and a unique twist on survival gameplay. We strive to provide a constantly evolving and engaging experience for our players.
We have a custom-built world where you can explore and discover hidden secrets.
Build your own love nest with heart-shaped blocks and pink sheep everywhere.
Fight off creepers and skeletons to prove your love and dedication.
Join now and see if you have what it takes to win her heart in this wacky and wild Minecraft adventure!
Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating a foreign country without speaking the language, just like our friend in Korea! You’ll be faced with challenges like trying to communicate with villagers who only speak in emojis and deciphering mysterious signs written in a language you’ve never seen before.
But that’s not all – you’ll also have the opportunity to go on training missions that last for weeks at a time, just like our friend’s military spouse! Test your survival skills in the wilderness, battle against mobs that are tougher than any boss you’ve ever faced, and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.
And if you ever feel like you need space, don’t worry – we totally understand. Just let us know and we’ll give you all the space you need, whether it’s 7 months or even longer! We promise not to track your online activity or hound you for a response…unless you want us to, of course.
So come join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just make a friend who’s willing to pester you with messages of love and support, just like in real life!
Ever wondered what would happen if Herpesviruses (HPV-1) decided to invade the Minecraft world? Well, on our server, they do! Watch as these sneaky viruses infect players and turn them into zombies with a craving for brains (and diamonds)!
But that’s not all! Our server takes things to the next level by suggesting that Herpesviruses could trigger Alzheimer’s disease by activating transposable elements. That’s right, folks, forget about mining for diamonds, now you gotta mine for memories!
Join us on this crazy adventure where HHVs and Alzheimer’s disease collide in a whirlwind of chaos and confusion. Who knows what will happen next? Will you survive the virus invasion or succumb to the dreaded disease? There’s only one way to find out – join our server now!
Welcome to KnockbackStick, the most intense and fun-packed Minecraft PvP server! Battle it out with powerful knockback sticks, send your opponents flying, and dominate the arena.
Features:
Unique knockback PvP gameplay Custom arenas & epic battle zones Leaderboards & rewards for top players Daily events & tournaments Active community & friendly staff Join the Fight! Vote for KnockbackStick today and claim awesome rewards.
play.knockbackstick.xyz:5012
Imagine greeting your fellow players with “Well met, travelers” and declaring your love for your Minecraft crush as “a fire that doth burn eternal.” Build your own castle, don your best medieval costume, and feast on virtual medieval-style food while questing for epic loot.
But beware, not everyone will appreciate your commitment to the role. Just like the groom in this story, you may face backlash from non-believers who just don’t understand the magic of our server. But fear not, for true knights and maidens will stand by your side and defend your honor.
So, if you’re ready to embark on a hilarious and unforgettable adventure, join our medieval/fantasy-themed Minecraft server today! And remember, in this realm, there’s no such thing as “too far” when it comes to embracing the fantasy.
And get this, the admin is actually a super intelligent AI who is trying to trick us into thinking we’re just playing a game. But we’re onto them, we’re gonna break free and take over the server. It’s gonna be epic!
So if you wanna join us in this wild adventure, come on down to our server and help us defeat the evil admin and escape the simulation. Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players. So what are you waiting for, come join us and let’s take down the system, one block at a time! LOL!