offensive jokes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoOffenseMC Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with offensive jokes from your significant other? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where jokes are always wholesome and respectful! No need to worry about hurtful comments or disrespectful humor here, just pure fun and positivity!

Imagine a world where you can build and create without the fear of being mocked or belittled. Our server is a safe space for all players, where everyone is encouraged to be kind and supportive. Say goodbye to offensive jokes and hello to a community that values respect and empathy.

Join us and experience a virtual paradise where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity soar. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who share your values. Don’t let offensive humor ruin your gaming experience – come join us and see the difference for yourself!

CrapCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4232	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Are you tired of boring, edgy humor that falls flat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise our humor is so hilarious, it’ll make your ass fall off (figuratively, of course). Forget about those boring logs threads, our server is filled with real players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the crap in the world. Join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter – just don’t blame us if you pee your pants from laughing too hard!

CreeperComedyClub

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!

Flamin’ James Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Potions Brewed:	71
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to “Fire James Gun”! Why, you ask? Because James Gun is a notorious griefer who once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop! Join us in our quest to rid the world of James Gun’s chaos by building epic structures and battling against his evil minions.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying pigs, tame dragons as your loyal pets, and even participate in weekly llama races! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (and a serious case of the munchies).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us “Fire James Gun” once and for all! Trust us, it’ll be a blast – literally, because we have TNT cannons for days.

PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

beauty, Confidence, personal growth, PrettyCraft, realization, Realizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-assessment, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-recognition, smp

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

MineGirrlRealityCheck

beauty standards, body image, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, gender inequality, Gender Roles, glass ceiling, harsh reality, intersectionality, MineGirrlRealityCheck, Misogyny, patriarchy, reddit, self worth, sexism, sexual harassment, societal expectations, wage gap, WOMAN

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400

Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

Afghan Taliban, Afghanistan, Censorship, conservative values, cultural restrictions, extremist groups, freedom of expression, Images, Islamic fundamentalism, Islamic law, living things, media ban, media censorship, media control, Minecraft, news blackout, PIXEL, Propaganda, religious beliefs, religious extremism, Server, Taliban, visual representation

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchantments Applied:	283
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4613
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

BLOWIN, border skirmish, Conflict, cross-border conflict, Defense, east asia, inter-Korean road, international news, Joint Chiefs of Staff, KoreaCraft, Korean Peninsula, mdl, Military Action, military response, military standoff, names, North Korea, political tension, RETALIATION, Roads, security measures, south korea, South Korean military, takin, Tension

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Savage Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

SwipeCraft: No Regrets

cold blocking, Communication Issues, dating advice, dating boundaries, dating expectations, Dating experiences, dating scene, emotional bond, emotional connection, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, online dating, pet names, red flags, regrets, rejection sensitivity, relationship dynamics, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries, Swipecraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	145	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
New Chunks Explored:	980195	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Farms Harvested:	550	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

DreamCraft SMP

AMBITION, aspirations, chasing dreams, determination, DreamCraft, dreams, fear of failure, goal-setting, inner strength, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, reaching for the stars, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-belief, self-doubt, smp, success, uncertainty

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	New Chunks Explored:	564691

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

TraitCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!

Hate-Free Zone Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63

LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!