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CrapCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Towns Built:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mines Excavated:	4036
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring, edgy humor that falls flat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise our humor is so hilarious, it’ll make your ass fall off (figuratively, of course). Forget about those boring logs threads, our server is filled with real players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the crap in the world. Join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter – just don’t blame us if you pee your pants from laughing too hard!

CreeperComedyClub

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Votes:	3886
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!

Flamin’ James Minecraft Server

Apology, cancel culture, consequences, controversy, controversy aftermath, Decision making, Director, Disney, Fire James Gun, Flamin, guardians of the galaxy, Hollywood, James, Marvel, media scrutiny, Minecraft, offensive jokes, online outrage, past behavior, public opinion, rehiring, Server, social media backlash, tweets

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ores Mined:	9982	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Potions Brewed:	84	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to “Fire James Gun”! Why, you ask? Because James Gun is a notorious griefer who once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop! Join us in our quest to rid the world of James Gun’s chaos by building epic structures and battling against his evil minions.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying pigs, tame dragons as your loyal pets, and even participate in weekly llama races! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (and a serious case of the munchies).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us “Fire James Gun” once and for all! Trust us, it’ll be a blast – literally, because we have TNT cannons for days.

Exe Paradise

Exe Paradise, LifeSteal

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9123

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Spread of Cavemen Roleplay: ValhallaMMO – Where we pretend to farm and trade rocks

Afk Farms, Animals, blacksmith, Brewer, cavemen, Changing Seasons, crops, Dynamic Borders, Dynmap, Enchanter, Farm, HsRails, Influence Claims, Infrastructure, landscape, PRETEND, Rail Protector, Real Economy, rocks, Roleplay, Shopkeepers, SpeedyBoats, spread, Territory, Trade, Tradesystem, ValhallaMMO, villagers

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Zombie Dances:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Spread of Civilization Minecraft Server

IP Address	104.128.55.16:25578
Discord	Join our Discord
Dynmap	View Dynmap
Version	Java 1.20.4

Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real.

Join us to fight for the Forge of the Old Gods!

🌍 Spread of Civilization – Build a World That Feels Real! 🌍

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: What plugins are used on the server?

Answer: Some of the plugins used on the server include Shopkeepers, TradeSystem, ValhallaMMO, Dynmap, SpeedyBoats, HsRails, Rail Protector, Real Farming, Influence Claims, and Dynamic Borders.

Question: How can I make money on the server?

Answer: You can engage in player-to-player trade, set up shops using Shopkeepers, or become a master blacksmith, enchanter, or brewer to create valuable materials for trade.

Question: How do land claims work on the server?

Answer: The server uses Influence Claims, which automatically claim land based on your activity and contribution. Your territory grows with your influence on the server.

Question: Are there changing seasons in the game?

Answer: Yes, the server features changing seasons that bring new challenges and opportunities for players. Real Farming alters the growth rates of plants and animals based on the environment.

Question: How does travel work on the server?

Answer: Players can use Dynmap, SpeedyBoats, HsRails, and Rail Protector to connect with infrastructure and travel around the map. Teleports are limited to maintain realism on the server.

Sky Blossom VS Hypixel

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Casual, Chestshop, Community, CrazyCrates, Custom, Economy, Explore, Fun, IridiumSkyblock, Jobs Reborn, multiplayer, Plugins, Procosmetics, PvE, Sky Blossom, Skyblock, Social, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Hypixel
Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overcrowded
Wide variety of minigames	Potential for lag
Regular updates and events	Can be overwhelming for newcomers
Professional staff team	Competitive atmosphere

Sky Blossom
Pros	Cons
Community driven	Smaller player base
Casual gameplay	Limited plugin selection
Emphasis on player interaction	Potential lack of content
Upcoming updates and features	New and growing server

### Hypixel FAQ

1. **How many players are usually online on Hypixel?** Hypixel typically has tens of thousands of players online at any given time.

2. **What type of minigames does Hypixel offer?** Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames including Bed Wars, SkyWars, and more.

3. **Are there any potential drawbacks to playing on Hypixel?** Some players may experience lag due to the high player count and intense gameplay.

4. **What makes Hypixel stand out from other Minecraft servers?** Hypixel is known for its regular updates, events, and professional staff team.

### Sky Blossom FAQ

1. **What makes Sky Blossom unique as a Skyblock server?** Sky Blossom is community driven and emphasizes casual gameplay for players.

2. **How many players are usually online on Sky Blossom?** Sky Blossom has a smaller player base, but is growing and welcoming new players.

3. **What plugins are available on Sky Blossom?** Sky Blossom currently offers ChestShop, CrazyCrates, ProCosmetics, and more, with plans for additional plugins in the future.

4. **What is the atmosphere like on Sky Blossom compared to other servers?** Sky Blossom focuses on player interaction and a more relaxed gaming experience, making it a great choice for casual players.

Jumping Jacks and Picrel’s High-Flying Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, American decline, american history, American imperialism, Angloid defeat, Angloid surrender, cultural shift, de-fanging, DuGaulle, French resistance, geopolitical change, global politics, global power, Highflying, historical perspective, imperialism decline, JACKS, Jumping, meme country, Minecraft, national identity, picrels, Server, US dominance, US influence, world power

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	147

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the downfall of empires and the rise of memes? Look no further than our server! Join us and witness the epic transformation of a once powerful empire into a glorified puppy of the US.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Angloid memes and discover why they took it on the chin so well. Who needs world domination when you can dominate the meme game instead?

Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to Angloid resilience and meme mastery. Don’t miss out on the laughs and the chaos, join us today!

MineCrafty McWow – A Classic LOLz Adventure!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Star Shards Collected:	183
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Llama! Rumor has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a custom mini-game where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and engage in epic bacon battles high above the clouds. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Haste MC

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Votes:	3695
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Zombie Dances:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Bored of plain old minecraft servers? Try Haste for a new fresh experience!

Meet new friends and start new journeys!

Simple Voice Chat is in the server!

Versions 1.20.1 -> 1.20.4!

116.202.114.227:25639

Ymir’s Realm

#aot, Anarchy, APODM gear, attack on titan, attackontitan, Claims, Community, Curseforge, developer, Discord, Download, hardened steel swords, Hosted, Modded, Modpack, no cheats, odm gear, Server, Survival, thunder spears, titan shifting, titans, War

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ores Mined:	9431	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3953	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Ymir’s realm is a modded anarchy server with a focus on war and attack on titan.The main mod in this server had been developed for years, and this server is hosted by the same developer who made said mod.You need to download the modpack on the curseforge app HERE to join, server is included.this server is also anarchy, just no cheats! so there are no claims for based, be careful!

mods include:

– titans

– titan shifting (3 titans)

– odm gear

– thunder spears

– hardened steel swords

– APODM gear

join the discord at discord.gg/JDUnc5v8hW

ymirsrealm.modded.fun

DefinitelyNotSketchy Vanilla SMP 1.20.4 LGBT Hermitcraft Knockoff

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], 1.20.4, DefinitelyNotSketchy, Diamond Economy, Discord, hermitcraft, high-tech, Inclusive Community, Judgement-Free, knockoff, Lgbt, Magic, Modded, North America, Open Arms, Semi Vanilla, Shop Plugins, smp, snowy adventures, suggestion, Summer Modpacks, Ticket Systems, tps, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

TotallyNotSuspicious Minecraft Server

Apply here: https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7

(Applications are rarely denied unless there is a lack of effort!)

INFORMATION

TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are highly valued – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive of all people.

Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America, with constant 20 TPS

Discord to Minecraft chat

Simple Voice Chat integration

Suggestion forums

Ticket systems, answered immediately

Diamond economy, no shop plugins

Organized Dragon Fights and other various events.

DISCORD

Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Joining the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed within the Discord Server.

Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or join the server without playing.

MINI SEASONS

In Between seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons, lasting around a month – usually starting in December and June! These can range from snowy adventures with magic, to high tech summer modpacks. The current ongoing miniseason started on the 15th of December!

If you’d also like to see a few images of spawn from previous seasons; https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I apply to join the server?

Simply click on the provided link to our Discord server and follow the instructions for application.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and inclusive environment for all members. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.

What can I expect in terms of server performance?

Our servers are hosted in North America, with a constant 20 TPS (Ticks Per Second) for smooth gameplay.

Are there any special events or activities on the server?

We organize various events such as Dragon Fights and other community activities to keep the gameplay engaging and fun for all members.

Can I join the Discord server without playing on the Minecraft server?

Yes, we have the option for Discord Members who would like to chat and be a part of the community without actively playing on the server.

Do you have a system for handling player suggestions or issues?

We have a ticket system in place to ensure that all player suggestions and issues are addressed promptly and efficiently.

CraftyTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Farms Harvested:	377	Divine Spears Created:	12

Are you tired of being a wageslave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

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Embark on epic quests, battle fearsome monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world filled with adventure and excitement.

The Old Game>https://undertale.com-The Old Game’s Demo>https://undertale.com/demo-The New Game>https://deltarune.com-The New Game’s Progress>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9>https://deltarune.com/update-092020/>https://deltarune.com/update-092021/>https://deltarune.com/update-092022/>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/halloween23/-

Join now and receive a free virtual pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies!

Merch>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune-Books-Undertale Artbook>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk-Legends of Localization – Undertale>https://pastebin.com/DkZaXMpi-Extra Content>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com>https://undertale.com/alarmclock>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/-Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH-Undertale Image Collections>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba-Booru (newly resurrected, please help tag)>https://utg.vidya.pics/-Recommendbin>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6-Writebins>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh-Comicbin>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE-Fangamebin>https://archive.is/iSiFg-Wanna change the font?>https://pastebin.com/gMYfw6u7-Thread Template>https://pastebin.com/rTN8SxAw”’

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape reality and live out your wildest fantasies in our Minecraft server! Join now and let the fun begin!

LazyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t be bothered to explode

achievement, bothered, Challenges, Code, coding, Community, CREEPERS, Depressed, explode, growth, HARDWORK, Lazy, LazyCraft, learn, mentalhealth, Miserable, motivation, perseverance, programming, selfimprovement, Struggle, success, Support, tfw

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7481
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you too lazy to learn how to code like those try-hard players? Well, have no fear because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and let your depression fuel your creativity as you build the most epic structures without lifting a finger. Our server is so easy to use, even a depressed sloth could dominate the game. So come join us and let your inner laziness shine in all its glory!