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StinkySteve Minecraft SMP
OMG you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret cave full of creepers dancing to Taylor Swift, like what even is that?! And the admins are like these mystical unicorns who grant you wishes if you sacrifice a stack of melons, it’s wild man. Plus, there’s this secret smell in the air that repulses you but also makes you crave more, like a mix of rotten eggs and cotton candy. It’s so weird but you gotta experience it for yourself, join now or miss out on all the craziness! -
StankCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of smelling flowers and freshly baked cookies in Minecraft? Do you long for the sweet stench of rotting garbage and sweaty socks? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the joy of mining while being surrounded by the most putrid odors imaginable. Who needs roses when you can have a whiff of pure, unadulterated stinkiness? Come join us and embrace the funk! -
Kid-Free Wedding Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your real-life problems behind.On our server, everyone is family – even if they’re not technically related. We don’t discriminate against any players, whether they’re your niece, nephew, or just a random block-building buddy. Plus, we have a strict “no overreacting” policy, so you can leave all the drama at the door.
Join us for the most epic virtual wedding you’ve ever seen, where all players are invited and treated like royalty. Who needs a save the date when you can save the world in Minecraft instead?
So come on down to our server and show your support for your virtual family. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new niece or nephew to add to your blocky clan. See you in the game!
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HappyCraft SMP – Last Happy Moment
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to inject some ridiculousness into your gaming experience!Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller” while wearing a top hat.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Sheep can even teach you how to fly on a pig while juggling flaming potatoes. Who wouldn’t want to learn that skill?
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Happiness awaits you, my friend!
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LazyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
Are you tired of running around in circles in other Minecraft servers? Join our server where the only sport you’ll need to excel at is clicking your mouse! We have specially designed mini-games for lazy players, like “Bed Wars” where you can literally nap in your bed while your teammates do all the work. And don’t even get us started on our “Mining Olympics” event, where the goal is to see who can mine the least amount of blocks in the longest time possible. Trust us, you’ve never experienced laziness like this before! So join our server now and start slacking off in style! -
SpyCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mayors accused of being chinese spies fleeing the philippines left and right 😂🤣 like who even knew that was a thing?? but we got it all here, folks! join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a spy yourself 🕵️♂️ who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server! plus, we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas 🦄🐷🦙 so why wait? join now and let the madness begin! 🎉🔥 -
EcoCraft: No Coal for You!
come join our minecraft server where we cut new coal power plant permits by nearly 80% just like china! greenpeace is shaking in their boots at our eco-friendly ways. we’re saving the planet one block at a time, so come build with us and be a part of the green revolution. plus, our diamonds are ethically sourced by magical unicorns who only poop rainbows. join us now and let’s make minecraft a greener place! -
InflamedMindsMC
adolescence inflammation, childhood mental health, adolescence research, inflammation research, early inflammationso, like, this server is like, totally gonna save you from getting all those mental health disorders, man. like, you know how inflammation can mess you up? well, this server is like, gonna fight off that inflammation with its magical powers or something. join now and say bye-bye to psychosis and depression, dude. early inflammation is no match for us, we got your back, bro. come join the fun and stay mentally healthy, yo. -
VirtualTuberFeds Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even SmugAlana is in on it? Look no further, because our server is so exclusive, even browsers can’t handle it! All photos are encrypted, and even the almighty tenor.com has no trace of us. Join now for the ultimate challenge of finding our hidden base, guarded by a secret society of Minecraft pros. And who knows, maybe SmugAlana will give you a hint if you’re lucky!