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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 5961 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8978 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.
also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.
oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
