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CraftyRussianGuard

Armed Forces, Commander, Conflict, CraftyRussianGuard, Crisis, Defense, Deplete, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military forces, military power, military strategy, National Guard, offensive capabilities, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Zombie Dances:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more offensive capabilities than russia! our national guard commander is a pro at pvp and will lead us to victory against any enemy mobs or players that dare to challenge us. we have crazy events like “battle of the blocks” where you have to fight with only your fists and “build-off bonanza” where you have to build the most outrageous structure in a limited time. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Crafty Creepers: Was It Worth It?

combat readiness, counterfactual analysis, Crafty, CREEPERS, defense budget, destabilization, discriminatory legislation, economic sanctions, Ethnic Minorities, intelligence estimates, NATO expansion, neo-Nazi affiliations, offensive capabilities, paramilitary factions, psychological warfare, Russian defense doctrine, Russian-speaking demographic, strategic buffer zones, suppression, Terror, USA aid, western influence, WORTH..

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8954
Secret Passages Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real-world politics and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with clandestine paramilitary factions with neo-Nazi affiliations (just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here), engaging in epic battles and building your own empire!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and show off your building skills. Build your own strategic buffer zones to protect your territory from potential threats (like creepers and zombies) and establish your dominance in the virtual world.

Forget about discriminatory legislation and tensions between ethnic minorities, here you can team up with players from all around the world and work together to achieve greatness. With our punitive economic sanctions (just kidding, we don’t have those), you can trade resources, explore new lands, and conquer dungeons with your fellow adventurers.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who needs real-world politics when you can have a blast in our virtual world? See you in-game!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

Adventure, Balmung, Benchmark, Crafting meetup, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, early access, endwalker, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, General news, Higurashi Kai, In-game Events, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecrafters, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, tfw no femlala, The Crystalline Mean, xivg

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Ores Mined:	970	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with femlalas, Final Fantasy XVI collaborations, and PvP Series 5 madness!

Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are jealous of our events. We have meetups where you can craft with Balmung, party with spooky clubs in Lavender Beds, and run through Orbonne Monastery like a boss.

But that’s not all! We also have early access to the server on June 28, 2024, so you can be one of the first to experience the craziness. And if you think you can handle it, we even have a cross-region data center travel test until Patch 7.0.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you have our server?

Crafting Queerly: Where even the creepers question their orientation

acceptance, attraction, Crafting, CREEPERS, Diversity, ftm boys, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, non-binary, orientation, queer, Queerly, question.., sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Transgender

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Animals Bred:	163	Towns Built:	4
Mines Excavated:	1807	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with cute and smol players who have vaginas and think that anal is totally emasculating. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawns in the shape of unicorns! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

Absurd, confusion, Disappointment, Frustration, Nonsensical, Pointless, pointless activities, pointless conversations, pointless efforts, pointless endeavors, pointless goals, pointless pursuits, pointless questions, pointless tasks, purpose, ShitCraft, shitters, unproductive, useless, Waste of time, why bother

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Blocky Celeb Craze

artists, blocky, celeb, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity fashion, celebrity news, celebrity sightings, coachella, Coachella lineup, Coachella outfits, Coachella vibes, CRAZE, Entertainment, fashion, festival season, influencers, Music, music festival, Performance, Style, Thread, trends

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coachella Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, where else can you party with creepers and dance with skeletons while listening to the sickest beats in the virtual world?

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted crowd surfing at our virtual music festivals. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive VIP area, where only the coolest players get access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games like “Zombie Paintball” where you can shoot zombies with rainbow-colored arrows, and “Ender Dragon Racing” where you can ride on the back of an Ender Dragon through obstacle courses. Plus, our moderators are like fairy godmothers, granting wishes and raining down diamond blocks on lucky players.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join the party of a lifetime on Coachella Edition? Come for the music, stay for the mayhem – we guarantee you’ll never want to log off!

NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

Advanced, Amenities, bathroom, bow, convenience, CREEPERS, culture, design, efficiency, Facilities, forward thinking, futuristic, gender equality, Honor, innovation, Japan, MODERN, NinjaCraft, progress, restroom, society, Technology, Urinals, Women

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	8174

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

Abnormal, atheism, BIZARRE, CREEPERS, dream, DreamCraft, FANTASY, Fly, hats, imagination, Metaphysical, Mind, odd, peculiar, Pigs, Race, Sleep, spirituality, strange, subconscious, surreal, Tears, Top, Unconscious, UNUSUAL, vision, wear

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

age gap, Alternative, blocks, Boundaries, BREAKING, coping, CraftyFrustration, desire, Domination, family, FANTASY, Frustrated, Help, illegal, inner conflict, mental health, pet play, rageinducing, seeking advice, step-niece, Struggle, taboo, temptation, Therapeutic, Therapy, Time

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1341	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

citizenship, citizenship application, citizenship benefits, citizenship ceremony, citizenship interview, citizenship laws, citizenship oath, citizenship obligations, citizenship process, citizenship requirements, citizenship responsibilities, citizenship rights, citizenship test, cultural integration, cultural norms, customs, EARNED, handshake, HandshakeCraft, immigration, naturalization, SHAKE, social etiquette, Time

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

BETRAYAL, Betrayed, bros, Corrupted, Deception, Die, Disappointment, disbelief, dreams, false idol, forgiveness, healing, Idol, loyalty, Manipulation, Minecraft, Recover, Redemption, SAVIOR, Self Discovery, shock, Trust, Unicornchads

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!