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NoPantsPartyMC

athleisure wear, crocs, dirty clothes, excessive jewelry, flip flops, fur coats, graphic t-shirts, inappropriate clothing, loud patterns, NoPantsPartyMC, offensive attire, oversized clothing, pajamas in public, revealing outfits, ripped jeans, sagging pants, socks with sandals., stained clothing, sweatpants in public, too tight clothing, visible underwear

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crops Grown:	9573
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	384
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of seeing people wearing boring old clothes in public? Well, then you need to join our Minecraft server where the only dress code is diamond armor and a cape made of enchanted golden apples! Say goodbye to fashion faux pas and hello to stylish blocky couture.

Join our server and strut your stuff in the latest pixelated fashion trends. From lava-proof boots to creeper-proof helmets, we’ve got everything you need to look fabulous while surviving in the wild world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fashionista Villager, who will trade you rare clothing items in exchange for emeralds. Want a pair of glow-in-the-dark leggings? How about a top hat made of obsidian? The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us today and become the most stylish player in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even catch the eye of the elusive Ender Dragon with your impeccable sense of style!

PotionPanicCraft

antidepressant, anxiety, Brain, brain chemistry, brain function, emotional processing, internal bodily sensations, interoception, medication, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, neuroscience, pharmaceuticals, PotionPanicCraft, psychiatric drugs, psychological effects, research, serotonin, study

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5

so, like, imagine if you join this minecraft server, right? it’s like taking a dose of that antidepressant stuff but for your brain in the game! you’ll be processing internal bodily sensations like never before, man. and when you’re anxious in the game, it’s like a whole new level of serotonin and interoception going on. it’s wild, dude. come join us and experience the mind-bending effects of minecraft like never before!

TabbySlimeKing Minecraft

creativity, Forge, landscape, Minecraft, Resourcefulness, Survival, TabbySlimeKing, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Potions Brewed:	72	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	165	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for the classic Minecraft experience? Our server offers a completely vanilla world, unmodified from the ground up. Forge your path in a vast, ever-changing landscape, limited only by your creativity and resourcefulness.

mc.tabbyslimeking.xyz

Tomoso’s So-So Vanilla SMP: Where the community is small, but the humor is big!

Adventure, big, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Server, Small, smp, Soso, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Server Overview

Type	Plugins	Economy	Land Claims	Version	Location	Discord
Vanilla	Few select plugins	Diamond based	No land claims	Papermc 1.20.6	France	https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

No, we do not allow land claims on our server to preserve the original Minecraft feel.

2. What kind of economy system does the server have?

We have a diamond-based economy system in place on the server.

3. Are there any special plugins installed on the server?

We have a few select plugins installed for quality of life improvements, but strive to keep the gameplay as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible.

CraftyFetish Minecraft Server

coding, computer science, CraftyFetish, developers, developers fetish, fetish, geek, Interest, long tail, Minecraft, Nerd, Niche, Obsession, obvious, Passion, programming, Server, Software Development, SPECIALIZED, Specific, tags, Technology, Unique

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server was created by developers with an obvious fetish for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Our server features insane custom plugins that will have you laughing out loud as you play. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a unicorn? You will on our server!

But that’s not all – our spawn area is a giant disco party with flashing lights and funky music. And our staff members are all trained professional clowns who will entertain you while you play. Plus, we have regular events like “Taco Tuesday” where all players get free tacos in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

2016 Games, anti-sex beds, ARRIVING, athletes, athletic people, Brazil, condoms, degenerate city, DureX, Minecraft, Nickname, Olympic village, Open, Paris, PixelPunch, planet, Raunchy Rio, Reports, Server, sex orgy, sexual relations, STOP, two week long

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Olympic Village meets Paris in a wild and raunchy adventure! Join us for the most athletic and scandalous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is filled with over 200,000 virtual condoms provided by Durex, so you know things are about to get steamy. The athletes are arriving, ready to engage in some pixelated passion like never before.

Despite the anti-sex beds in the game, the orgy will go on! Nothing can stop the debauchery and excitement that awaits you on our server. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together in the most outrageous way possible!

WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA

aita, beater car, Boston, co worker, driving lessons, engine, family, Honda, licence, Mercedes A220, new car, office block, repair shop, savings, snob, stable jobs, Test drive, Wife, WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA, wiring issues, work buddy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating your virtual cars with the utmost respect! Just like the OP’s wife’s brand new Mercedes A220, we value pristine vehicles and won’t let anyone drive them without permission.

Join us for a chance to show off your pixelated rides and protect them from any jealous coworkers like X, who might spread rumors about you being a snob just because you have a fancy new car in the game.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by fellow car enthusiasts who understand the importance of keeping your virtual wheels looking fresh. So come on over and let’s drive into the sunset together, leaving the haters behind in the dust!

MineLife: 8 Work, 8 Sleep Minecraft Server

balance, daily routine, existentialism, fulfillment, Happiness, life satisfaction, meaning of life, mental health, Minecraft, Minelife, personal growth, philosophy, productivity, purpose, self-care, Server, Sleep, Time management, well-being, work, work hours, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5222
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Potions Brewed:	174	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of the daily grind of working and sleeping? Do you yearn for adventure and excitement in a world where the only limit is your imagination? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and strike it rich?

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Zombie King, who roams the land in search of brains to add to his collection. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and claim his crown for yourself?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the meaning of life is to build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. Who needs 8 hours of work and 8 hours of sleep when you can spend all day crafting and mining with us?

Creeper Cult: Worship the Explosive Power!

belief system, central belief, Community, creeper, Cult, divine connection, enlightenment, Ethics, explosive, FAITH, Higher power, Meaning, morality, new religion, philosophy, power, purpose, Rituals, sacred texts, Self Discovery, spirituality, Transcendence, VALUES, Worship

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	103
Enchantments Applied:	260	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our new religion-themed world!

Join us as we worship the mighty block gods and embark on epic quests to prove our devotion. Sacrifice your diamonds to appease the mighty Creeper God and receive blessings in return. Build majestic temples in honor of the legendary Ender Dragon and gain special powers to conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground cult dedicated to the elusive Herobrine. Join their ranks and uncover hidden treasures and mysterious powers that will make you the envy of all other players.

So come on down to our server and start your journey to Minecraft enlightenment. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft messiah!

CraftyKremlinWarriors

000, 50, Combat, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarriors, Defense, eastern europe, foreign fighters, Geopolitics, incentives, international relations, Kremlin, Mercenaries, Military, payment, Propaganda, recruitment drive, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, strategy, ukraine war

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8207
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Buildings Constructed:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where we pay you £50,000 just for joining! that’s right, we’re so desperate for players that we’re literally giving away money.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we pay you to play, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? We got that too.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every week where we drop anvils on unsuspecting players from the sky. It’s hilarious to watch, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs the Kremlin when you have us?

Regret-FreeCraft

alternative outcomes, being content, Decision making, embracing possibilities, embracing uncertainty, letting go of the past, life philosophy, live without regrets, living fully, living in the present, making choices, mindfulness, moving forward, never consider, no looking back., personal growth, positive mindset, RegretFreeCraft, self improvement, sure way

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF.

WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP OUT DIAMONDS, YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, DIAMONDS. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS THAT GIVE YOU ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS TNT EGGS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, TNT EGGS. JUST IMAGINE THE CHAOS THAT WOULD ENSUE IF YOU HATCHED ONE OF THOSE BAD BOYS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT WHO CARES? YOLO, AMIRITE?