Offensive Attire

OMG, so like, have you ever seen a T shirt with a picture of a potato wearing sunglasses riding a unicorn while eating a slice of pizza? No? Well, you need to join this Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground society of players who all wear that exact T shirt while playing. It’s like a secret code or something, but don’t tell anyone I told you.

And get this, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. I heard one player joined and suddenly their house was made entirely of diamond blocks. It’s like a modern day Minecraft fairytale, but with more explosions and chicken jockeys.

Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. One time, two players had a duel on top of a giant floating watermelon and the winner got a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. True story, bro.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous T shirts, secret societies, and epic battles, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And maybe you’ll even get your own potato-riding-unicorn T shirt.