Offense MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PassportPVP Minecraft Server

PassportPVP, Bar crawl, irish, temper, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where nationality disputes are settled with Irish passports! Join us for a wild adventure where you can wave your passport in someone’s face and claim superiority over their heritage.

Immerse yourself in a world where mocking accents and insulting countries is the norm, but be prepared to defend your honor with a valid passport. Who knew that a simple bar crawl could lead to such intense nationality debates?

So come on down and show off your dual citizenship, because on this server, being British/Irish means you’re the ultimate player. Don’t be an “asshole” like the others on the bar crawl – join us and let the passport wars begin!

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PopInPlease Minecraft Server

Time management, undergrad, extended family, Understanding, Availability

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of unexpected family visits? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your relatives crashing your virtual world unannounced again.

We understand the struggle of balancing school, work, and family time. That’s why our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content without any interruptions.

Imagine a world where you can prioritize your in-game family and schedule without any guilt trips from your real-life relatives. No more running away from unexpected guests, just pure Minecraft fun!

Join now and leave behind the drama of unplanned visits. Build your dream world and never look back. Who needs real-life family when you have a virtual world waiting for you to explore?

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Wedding Woes – Minecraft Edition

Conflict, exclusion, Drama, Explanation, friendship

Are you tired of being left out of weddings just because you’re married? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is invited, even if you bring your whole extended family along! We believe in inclusivity and making sure everyone feels welcome, even if they’re not the bride or groom. Plus, we have a special “Wedding Drama” mini-game where you can reenact your own wedding invite woes and come out victorious. So come join us and never worry about being excluded from a wedding again!

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TestedCraft: AITA Edition

unprotected sex, Communication, Honesty, reconciliation, Break

Are you tired of relationship drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who gets the last diamond! No need to worry about STIs here, just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to blow up your hard work. Plus, we have a special feature where if you hook up with two of your friends in-game, you get a special diamond sword! Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – unless you count the time Steve stole all your diamonds, that’s a whole other story.

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CareerCraft Minecraft Server

materials research, humor, Understanding, Communication, Offense

Are you tired of being called an “asshole” by your friends just because you went to college and have a chill job in an air-conditioned office? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all types of career paths!

Join us and build your own virtual air-conditioned office, where you can work on your materials research projects at your own pace. No more back pain from being an electrician or mechanic – just pure relaxation and creativity!

And if your friends try to make fun of you for your career choices, just build a virtual wall around them and laugh as they struggle to break free. Show them who’s the real boss in this pixelated world!

So come on, join our server and show off your chemistry skills while building the ultimate virtual empire. Who needs validation from friends when you have a Minecraft kingdom to rule?

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DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

internet, White Man, Muslim, CONSERVATIVE, Demand

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and nicknames, no matter how “problematic” they may seem to others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with banter, craziness, and a whole lot of fun.

Imagine a world where your boyfriend lovingly calls you “saracen” in public and your best friend loses her mind over it, starting a movement to “free you from the white man” (LOL). But don’t worry, we’ve got your back here.

Venture into our server and let loose with your cutesy nicknames and inside jokes, because here, anything goes! And if anyone tries to start drama over it, just tell them to “go stuff it” like the boss you are.

So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server in town, where being uncivil is just part of the fun. Who knew a nickname could cause such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

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ChunkyRiderz

Beach, Friends, vacation, vacation with friends, obese

Are you tired of being fat-shamed by your friends for not wanting to ride a horse because of your weight? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a slim jim or a chunky monkey, everyone is welcome to join our virtual world where horses are ridden by flying pigs and no one gets judged for their size.

Join us on this server where fat-shaming is a thing of the past and where you can ride your virtual horse with pride, no matter what your weight may be. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some flying pigs to ride on too! So come on down and leave the fat-shaming drama behind, because on our server, we’re all about having a good time and embracing our inner Minecraft selves.

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ScoredCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Tournament, skill, scoring, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of dirt block? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave guarded by a friendly dragon named Fluffy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land giving out enchanted pickaxes and diamond armor to lucky players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in the world, Mount TNT, where every step could lead to explosive surprises!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

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WifeRoast Minecraft Server

Double Standard, resolution, relationship, JOKE, clit

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your wild side? Join us for a server filled with outrageous jokes and crazy banter! Just like the time I joked about my wife’s clit and she didn’t find it funny (oops). But hey, we’re all about pushing boundaries and having a laugh here! So if you’re ready for some insane stories and non-stop fun, join us now! Just remember, maybe leave the ball-biting jokes to the dogs.

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CraftyEmojiTribe

CraftyEmojiTribe, misunderstanding, controversy, Cultural differences, Offense

Are you tired of dealing with emoji drama in your everyday life? Join our Minecraft server where the only emojis you’ll see are the classic smiley faces and hearts! No more worrying about accidentally offending someone with a simple thumbs up emoji. Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of skin tone or race.

Plus, we have a special skin customization feature that lets you truly reflect your own skin tone in-game. No need to worry about using emojis that might be misconstrued – just focus on building, crafting, and having a great time with your fellow players.

Join us today and leave the emoji drama behind! Who knew a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your emoji-related woes?

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