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KoranCraft: JailbreakPVV

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE FAR RIGHT PVV FROM NETHERLANDS TOOK OVER MINECRAFT AND MADE OWNING A COPY OF THE KORAN A CRIME! JOIN US FOR SOME WILD TIMES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES! BUILD A SECRET KORAN LIBRARY IN YOUR BASE AND TRY NOT TO GET CAUGHT BY THE NSC LEADER PIETER OMTZIGT! WILL YOU SURVIVE FIVE YEARS IN OUR VIRTUAL JAIL?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT – JOIN OUR SERVER NOW!

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wildest adventures in blocky land! We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give out free enchanted items, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player named Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT instead of bricks. Needless to say, it didn’t end well for him, but it sure was a blast to watch! So come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Just remember, the only thing you’ll be doing wrong is not joining us sooner!

Minecraft SMP – Auburn Bot Edition

Auburn, Auburn Tigers, Auburn University, auburnbot edition, best team, Bot, cfb, Championship, college football, Defense, Edition, fan base, football, game day, Minecraft, ncaa, Offense, Quarterback, Rivalry, sec, smp, sports, tailgating, touchdowns, war eagle

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Items Found:	6980
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. Not to mention, our diamond ore veins are so massive, you’ll need a pickaxe the size of a skyscraper to mine them all.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. We have a secret underground society of builders who create pixel art that comes to life at night. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – they’re so intense, the winners are crowned the rulers of the server for a week.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll instantly become the best college football team in the world. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

The Gridiron Minecraft SMP

Championships, Defense, draft picks, Edition, football, game day, general, Gridiron, los angeles rams, Minecraft, NFL, nfl news, Offense, Players, PLAYOFFS, rams, smp, sports, super bowl, Teams, touchdowns, TRADES

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Animals Bred:	189
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to Rammies Edition, the craziest SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks. Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t forget about our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually amazing dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join Rammies Edition? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Why aren’t more boxers smart enough to use the most devastating… Minecraft SMP

agility, arent, athleticism, boxers, boxing, combination, Defense, Devastating, footwork, intelligence, knockout, Minecraft, Offense, power, Punch, skill, Smart, smp, SPEED, Sport, strategy, Technique, Training

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of watching boxers throw the same old punches over and over again? Join our Minecraft SMP where we teach boxers the most devastating combination in boxing – the Creeper Explosion followed by a Chicken Jockey stampede! Watch as your opponents are blown away by the explosive power of TNT and then overrun by a horde of angry chickens riding baby zombies. It’s the ultimate knockout combo that will leave your opponents scratching their heads (and their faces)! So why settle for boring old jabs and hooks when you can unleash chaos and mayhem in the ring? Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a boxer – you’re a Minecraft warrior!

Houston Texans @ New York Jets Minecraft SMP

american football, Defense, fan excitement, game analysis, game day, game prediction, Game thread, Game update, Houston, Houston Texans, jets, matchup, Minecraft, new york jets, NFL, Offense, Quarterback, Rivalry, Running Back, smp, sports, Texans, Texans vs Jets, touchdown, wide receiver, York

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everything is predictable? Well, look no further because on this server, the Texies are in need of a second thread for some reason. Who knows what that even means, but it sounds important, right?

But wait, there’s more! Spookiness is a regular occurrence on this server, so if you’re a fan of being scared out of your blocky pants, this is the place for you. And don’t even get me started on the spaghetti-fest that is confirmed to happen. What’s a spaghetti-fest, you ask? Who knows, but it’s going to be wild!

So come join us on this crazy adventure where the game is always 0-0 because who needs rules anyway? It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem, and we want you to be a part of it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to laugh until your character’s face turns blue (or green, if you’re a zombie). See you in the chaos!

BlockyBucs vs BlockyRavens – Minecraft SMP Game Night #1

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all things chaotic and hilarious! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and nonsensical shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players. Don’t be surprised if your blocks start moving on their own or if you hear creepy whispers in the night. It’s all part of the fun!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant dance party where players must battle it out on the dance floor to win epic prizes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you. See you on the server, and remember to come ready to shit post like never before!

NotAnArtistConcertScam

artist, bad friend, careless comment, Concert, debt avoidance, emergency savings, Events, financial support, frugal, hobby, Indian music group, Karaoke, language barrier, misunderstanding, NotAnArtistConcertScam, Offense, postgraduate degree, Singer, Support, ticket price, valid reason

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Mines Excavated:	4860

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Looking for a place to hang out with friends and build epic structures? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to show off your creativity and teamwork skills. Plus, we have a karaoke night every week where you can serenade your fellow players with your best creeper-inspired tunes!

But beware, not everyone on our server is as frugal as you are. Watch out for players like Rani, who will try to guilt trip you into buying concert tickets with real money (who even uses real money in Minecraft anyway?). And if you dare to question her singing skills, be prepared for a virtual smackdown that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your real-life drama at the door. See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible (except for Rani becoming a famous Minecraft pop star).

Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

Competition, corner kick, Defense, european football, Explanation, game play, Goal, League, match, midfield, Minecraft, Offense, offside rule, penalty kick, Players, PLAYS, rules, smp, Soccer, sports, steve, strategy, Tactics, TEAM, terminology

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

”’Notch’s Football League Minecraft SMP”’

according to plan, american football, Defense, football, game analysis, game day, game predictions, interceptions, League, Minecraft, Monday Night Football, NFL, NOTCHS, Offense, Players, smp, sports, sports news, sports updates, sunday night football, Teams, thursday night football, touchdowns, Week 5

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	66	Emeralds Found:	170
Dimension Hops:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Buildings Constructed:	45	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Week 5 is going according to plan…well, if your plan involves accidentally setting the entire village on fire, unleashing a horde of angry llamas, and getting into a heated debate over whether diamonds or emeralds are the superior currency.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Want to test your skills in epic build battles against other players? We’ve got you covered. Feel like going on a quest to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny? It’s waiting for you here.

But be warned, this SMP is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a prank war will break out, or when a giant chicken will suddenly appear in your base. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because things are about to get seriously silly on our Minecraft SMP.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Animals Bred:	166	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	86

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4936	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Void Gems Collected:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

career path, defining moment, hindsight, impactful decision, life journey, life trajectory, life-altering choice, life-changing decision, LifeDecisions_MC_SMP, major life change, New Direction, personal development, personal growth, pivotal moment, Self Discovery, self reflection, significant choice, transformative decision, transformative experience, turning point, unexpected outcome

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

CraftyGamerz – Building, mining, and exploring in the virtual world!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Olympics, where pigs compete in events like synchronized swimming and piggyback racing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

BoomTalkCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	190	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE EXPLODING WALKIE-TALKIES? WELL, BOY DO WE HAVE A SERVER FOR YOU! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF LEBANON AFTER A WILD HEZBOLLAH PAGER ATTACK.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY CLOWNS AND ZOMBIE LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SCREAMING FOR MORE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

Crafty Hair Clinic: Metformin Madness

alopecia treatment, Central Centrifugal Cicatricial Alopecia, Clinic, Crafty, Dermatological Research, Fibrotic Transcription, hair, hair care, Hair Follicles, hair growth, hair health, hair loss, Hair Regeneration, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Low-Dose Metformin, madness, Medical Treatment, metformin, Metformin Treatment, Profibrotic Signature, Scalp Condition, Skin Fibrosis, Targeted therapy

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ores Mined:	3969
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how this server is like a magical potion for your hair, just like low-dose metformin for Central Centrifugal Cicatricial Alopecia!

So, picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly your hair starts growing back thicker and more luscious than ever before. People will be like, “Dang, what shampoo you using?” And you’ll be like, “Nah, man, it’s all thanks to this Minecraft server!”

But that’s not all, folks! This server has a secret power to reverse any bad vibes and negativity in your life. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but way more fun! You’ll be laughing and having a blast with your new virtual friends, all thanks to the magical properties of this server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and watch your hair grow back, your spirits lift, and your Minecraft skills level up like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, homies!

nightmare mc

Asia, Asia server, China, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Economy, Europe, europe server, exp, friendly community, Friends, Hidden Features, India, language support, less rules, MONEY, multiplayer, no world reset, plugin support, PvP, Ranking, Roleplay, Singapore, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

》nightmare mc was a build in survival server for asia and europe (eurasia). with multi language support, and can be join from india (nightmaremc.net) china (cn.nightmaremc.net) singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》it supports economy, exp money , ranking level up, easy to use and limited restrictions in game, less rules , and a way to find friends in world. and many countless hiden features to discover. maximum well known plugin support. including custom enchants , and continusly updating the server , and best server for survival in asia, world. and home to friendly peoples. NOTE : we also promises to not reset world.

》nightmaremc is a survival server for Asia and Europe (eurasia). It supports multiple languages and can be joined from India (nightmaremc.net), China (cn.nightmaremc.net) and Singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》It supports economy, experience points, ranking upgrades, easy to use and limited game restrictions, fewer rules, and a way to find friends around the world. There are countless hidden features to discover. Support for well-known plugins to the greatest extent. Including custom enchantments, and constantly updating the server, it is the best survival server in Asia and even the world. It is also the home of friendly people. We also promise not to reset the world.

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The Confluent SMP

Calm, Community, Confluent SMP, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Minecraft, Players, PvE, Safe, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9866
Ores Mined:	6018	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

A Vanilla Minecraft server aiming to allow people to play Minecraft the way it ought to be!

We are a kind, growing community of players who aim for a calm, safe vanilla experience. No griefing or hacking is allowed, and we can see who has done these things.

Feel free to join our Discord using the link provided to connect directly with us. Have fun!

144.217.199.3:25602

Mooming Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Farms Harvested:	777
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about mooming! What is mooming, you ask? It’s a totally made-up word that we just invented, but it basically means having the most epic and hilarious adventures in Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself riding on flying cows, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and exploring dungeons filled with dancing chickens. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where you can hang out with a group of friendly zombies who just want to play Minecraft with you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most moom-tastic adventures in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP – /mjg/ – Mahjong General

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we play Mahjong instead of mining and crafting. That’s right, forget about building houses and fighting mobs, it’s all about those sweet, sweet tiles now.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we play Mahjong, but we also have daily tutorials for newbies who have never played before. And if you’re still not convinced, we have a booru filled with hilarious Mahjong memes and a spreadsheet to keep track of all your wins and losses.

And if that’s not enough to get you to join, we also have a weekly M-League tournament where you can show off your Mahjong skills and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and let the Mahjong madness begin!