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DesperateCraft: Ukraine Exodus

Army, call to arms, Combat, Conflict, conscription, Crisis, Defense, DesperateCraft, Duty, eastern europe, enlistment, exodus, Military, national security, patriotism, Recruitment, soldiers, Ukraine, volunteer, War, Young men

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7464
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mines Excavated:	1117
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we train ukraine’s next generation of soldiers!!! we need all the help we can get to defend against the zombie pigmen invasion!!! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest players to a duel!!! join us now and show off your mad skills in pvp battles, epic quests, and building the most epic bases ever seen in minecraft history!!! don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save ukraine from certain doom!!!

ArtisticCraft: Enhancing Life’s Meaning

art, Art Therapy, artistic experiences, ArtisticCraft, Coherence, creativity, cultural engagement, emotional well being, ENGAGEMENT, Enhancing, fulfillment, Happiness, life satisfaction, Lifes, Meaning, meaning in life, mindfulness, personal growth, psychological well-being, purpose, research, Self-expression, Significance, study

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8738
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it will, like, totally give u a sense of purpose in life, man. like, u will be building epic structures and creating art in the form of pixelated blocks. it’s like, ur life will have so much more meaning when u join dis server.

u will feel so much more coherent and significant, like ur existence will have a whole new level of awesomeness. u will be part of a community of builders and artists, all coming together to create a world of wonder and magic.

so, like, join dis server and unlock the secrets of life through the power of minecraft. u will never look at art the same way again, bro. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

Elemental SMP

120server, 120smp, Abilities, Air, Airborn, Atlanticus, Avatar, AvatarCraft, Avatarlastairbender, Bending, Bendingserver, Custom, Earth, Earthling, Economy, Element, Elemental, Elemental SMP, Elementcraft, ELEMENTS, Engaging, Fire, Fun, Hell Child, legendofkorra, Minecraft, Progression, ProjectKorra, PvP, Quests, Server, smp, Survival, Water

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

The Elemental SMP is a custom Minecraft survival server that allows players to select one of four Elements: Airborn, Hell Child, Atlanticus, and Earthling. Each element has special pros and cons and abilities that are unlocked through progression with Quests. Every player gets to experience special abilities that make their survival experience more engaging and fun.

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Breadcraft: Where you knead to fight for your loaf of bread in the oven of PvP chaos!

ADD, admins, adult server, Bread, BreadCraft, Chaos, Crafters, Discord, Fight, finishing touches, Friends, Join, Joris94, knead, LOAF, looking for, Minecraft, miners, New server, Open, Oven, Play, PvP, Server, smp, Summer, Teams

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	98	Chimeras Created:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	New Minecraft Server
Discord	Join our Discord
Opening Date	Soon after the summer
Admins Needed	Yes

FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server open?	The server will open soon after the summer.
What kind of server is it?	We are creating an adult server where players can play Minecraft with friends in teams.
How can I join the Discord?	You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.
Are admins still needed?	Yes, we are still looking for admins for the server.

ForgottenFails Minecraft Server

Country, Failure, failure in country, failure in country too, failure in your country, failure in your country too, Forgotten, forgotten failure, forgotten failure in country, forgotten failure in country too, forgotten failure in your country too, forgotten in country, forgotten in country too, forgotten in your country, forgotten in your country too, ForgottenFails, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of being a forgotten failure in your country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for all the misfits and outcasts of society! Join us and be a part of a community where being a failure is celebrated!

On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!

Minecraft SMP: NegroniNation

alcohol, bar, bar scene, celebration, cheers, cocktails, Drinking, excess, Friends, Fun, happy hour, indulgence, Minecraft, mixed drinks, Negroni, NegroniNation, nightlife, ordering drinks, partying, second round, smp, socializing, temptation

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

BanBlockz Minecraft SMP

BanBlockz, banned activities, banned behaviors, banned conduct, criminalized behaviors, criminalized conduct, forbidden practices, illegal activities, illegal behaviors, illegal practices, illicit activities, Minecraft, outlawed behavior, outlawed practices, prohibited actions, prohibited behaviors, restricted actions, restricted behaviors, restricted conduct, smp, unlawful actions, unlawful deeds

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most ridiculous rules ever! We’ve made it illegal to build anything other than giant statues of chickens because, well, chickens are the true rulers of this world. And don’t even think about mining diamonds – those are reserved for the llamas that roam our server, who have declared themselves the rightful owners of all shiny things.

But that’s not all – we also have a strict ban on using any tools other than wooden pickaxes, because we believe in the power of simplicity. And if you’re caught wearing anything other than a pumpkin on your head, you’ll be sentenced to a lifetime of farming nothing but carrots.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with absurd rules and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can survive in our crazy world of chaos and chickens!

BlockyLoveOrNah?

BlockyLoveOrNah, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, family, growth, Happiness, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, romance, satisfaction, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7949	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3901	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of your boring old marriage? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your real-life spouse behind for a virtual marriage full of adventure and excitement. Who needs stability when you can have blocky love? Plus, our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. So come join us and say goodbye to your boring old marriage, and hello to a whole new world of pixelated passion!

CommanderNasrallah’sMCServer

Assassination, CommanderNasrallahsMCServer, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, Israel, leadership, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nasrallah, Political, regional unrest, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, top commander

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only scenario you need to worry about is how many creepers you can blow up in one go! We have the craziest PvP battles that will make Israel weep for their top commander. But don’t worry, our players are always ready for any scenario, whether it’s building the biggest castle or trolling your friends with secret traps. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server!

Lula’s Crazy Craft Land

contested election, Corruption, Craft, crazy, Crisis, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, foreign intervention, fraud, Government, international relations, Land, Latin America, Lula, Lulas, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political instability, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Animals Bred:	58
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7928	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Join our epic Minecraft server where everything is a total joke, just like the contested election in Venezuela according to Lula! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a hot tub filled with lava. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all. We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a talking potato that tells hilarious jokes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!