BlockyTurnOns

peculiar preference, idiosyncratic arousal, eccentric fetish, unconventional stimulation, offbeat desire

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server will turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and twists that will leave you wanting more.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing the Macarena around you. Or how about taming a pet zombie that can breakdance like nobody’s business? On our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold blocks. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your heart too, if you’re into that sort of thing). See you there!

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Blocky Boner Babes

Babes, lady, confusing arousal, peculiar fascination, blocky

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of friendly llamas started a band and serenaded you with their beautiful music while you built a castle out of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Lady Boner, a mysterious figure who will leave you feeling all kinds of confused and intrigued. Who is she? What does she want? And most importantly, why does she give you the weirdest boner? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a journey like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures and bizarre encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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Eldoria Origins

magic mods, generational mods, optimised, Spawn, Friends

Welcome to Eldoria!

We are a chill and relaxed Minecraft server for you and your friends to enjoy and meet new people! We dabble a little bit in some roleplay and we are also streamer friendly! :3

What to expect:

Features
24/7 server open to play on whenever and however long
Community built spawn
Origins mod, Origin: Classes, and plenty of datapacks to look at!
Farmer’s Delight
Proximity Chat
Magic mods
Plenty of generational mods to spice up your adventure
And a bunch of other mods to explore!

^{Note: Most of us here are neurodivergent and are also a part of the LGBT+ community, we’ve tried to make this community as comfortable and safe for you and everyone else as much as we possibly can!}

I really hope to see you there and thank you for reading. Have a wonderful day! <3

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SisterlyCraft 1.20

SisterlyCraft, sisterly love., family relationships, family unity, little sister

Yo, bros and broettes, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your older sister’s mood swings, then look no further! Join this server for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity and your sibling hierarchy.

Why join? Because older sisters are like the OG Minecraft players – they’ve been around since the beginning and know all the secret hacks and tricks to dominate the game. Plus, they’ll always have your back in a fight, just like how they used to protect you from bullies on the playground.

So come on, join this server and experience the chaotic energy of having an older sister in Minecraft form. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about survival skills and sibling rivalry along the way. Let’s get this party started, fam!

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NoBagValentine’s Minecraft Server

clothes, trip, Argument, high earners, Ryanair

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of traveling on a budget? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we offer the ultimate cheap travel experience, just like this couple’s trip to Vienna!

Embark on a journey with us and leave your luggage behind, just like this husband and wife duo who decided to fly to Europe with only their cabin baggage. Who needs clothes anyway, right? Live life on the edge and see how far you can push the limits of travel!

Join now and immerse yourself in the drama and excitement of traveling without the hassle of packing. Who needs a budget when you have a sense of adventure? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

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MommaMinecraftVent

car sharing, quitting smoking, household dynamics, family conflict, Tension

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my brother’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and zero family arguments about forex trading and car usage.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your fellow players. Plus, we have a strict no-smoking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any tense moments like my brother and I experienced.

And if you ever need advice or someone to vent to, our community is always here to support you without resorting to calling your parents for backup. So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to roleplay a heated argument with your virtual siblings, then we’ve got you covered there too!

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PostSexPests Minecraft SMP

Mess, Minecraft, discomfort, Cuddling, awkwardness

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic after sex parties ever! Like, after you finish mining and crafting all day, you can come chill with us and have a blast. We have fireworks, cake, and even a pet llama that tells jokes. And get this, after the party, we all jump into a pool of lava for funsies. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and experience the wildest after sex shenanigans in Minecraft history!

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BlockBusterLaughs

worth watching, rare gem, cinematic perfection, once in a lifetime, one time viewing

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a 10/10 movie that should only be watched once – you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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CraftyKangarooPOW

Ukraine, Military, CraftyKangarooPOW, Pow, albanese

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for ukraine against russia!! albanese is our leader and he vows to take the strongest action possible if any australian pow gets killed!! we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and the most intense pvp you’ve ever seen!! join now and be a hero in the fight for freedom and justice!! also, we have free cookies for all new players!! come on, what are you waiting for?? let’s go kick some russian butt in minecraft!! 🍪🚀🇺🇦

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HappyCraft – The GFP Server

intelligence, psychological well-being, General Factor of Personality, personal development, GFP

join dis server if u wanna be a happy lil nugget! we got all da personalient individuals up in here, spreadin’ happiness like confetti at a party! our players got higher levels of GFP than a glow-in-the-dark jellyfish, makin’ dem happier than a pig in a mud bath.

we don’t care bout yo IQ or how much money u got in yo piggy bank, all we care bout is dat GFP, baby! our players got social skills smoother than butter on a hot biscuit, and emotional intelligence higher than a giraffe’s neck.

so come on down to our server and join da fun! make friends, build epic creations, and spread happiness like a glitter bomb at a unicorn parade. ain’t no place like dis server, where da sun always shines and da happiness never ends!

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Offbeat Turn-On

Welcome to Eldoria!

What to expect: