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Blocky Banter: LOL Common Phrases

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Potions Brewed:	130
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we wear sombreros and conquer the virtual world in style! Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant taco that could be seen from space. It attracted so many mobs that they had to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but their trusty sombreros. It was a battle for the ages, but they emerged victorious and celebrated with a fiesta that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of llamas with just a wink and a smile. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of C418.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Grab your sombrero and get ready for a wild ride!

ChildhoodOffenseCraft

Adopted, aita, BADGES, Brownies, Caucasian, childhood memories, ChildhoodOffenseCraft, embers, favorite childhood things, happy memories, name change, native american, offensive, proper name, racial slur, Redskins, Sash, Team Building, Uniform, Washington Commanders

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

NorthKoreaBusHeist

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we got defectors stealing village buses to go back to North Korea cuz life in the South is just too tough, like what even is happening?! join us for some wild adventures and unexpected twists, u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server! plus, our community is lit and we always have a blast together, so come on and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next one making headlines with ur crazy antics on our server!

Spongebob No Square Pants

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crops Grown:	7140	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Yo, listen up! This server is so lit, even Spongebob ain’t got square pants no more! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a crazier server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Cool Positronium Gas Chill

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	39	Players Killed by Monsters:	8296
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can cool down atoms to 1 K like wut even is that?? come join our server and be a scientist in the virtual world, make potions and do experiments that will blow ur mind. who needs diamonds when u can have positronium atoms, amirite?? plus, our server has a secret lab where u can create ur own crazy inventions and maybe even discover a new element. join now and be the mad scientist u always wanted to be, no lab coat required!

Do whatever vanilla

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Faction, FANTASY, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Void Gems Collected:	32
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

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Craft Craze

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Votes:	2439
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to CraftCraze! Dive into a thrilling blend of Lifesteal PvP and classic survival! Forge alliances or challenge rivals in an unforgiving world where every heart counts. Steal health from your enemies in epic PvP battles, or master the wilderness as you build, mine, and thrive. With a dynamic survival experience and heart-pounding combat, CraftCraze offers endless excitement for every type of player. Do you have what it takes to survive and conquer? Join now and find out!

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149.102.155.74:25488

Ideal Gaming Station Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7968
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Towns Built:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Some say if you listen closely, you can hear it whispering the secrets of the universe in chicken language.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Ame doko… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Animals Bred:	173
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Void Armor Forged:	26	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like you’re just going through the motions, mining and crafting with no real purpose? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!

BlockPartyBroExcluded

Black, BlockPartyBroExcluded, brother, Communication, consequences, dangerous plans, Desperation, exclusion, family, Friends, friendship, Graffiti, intervention, Police, Race, reckless behavior, Safety, Siblings, supervision, Trouble, white area

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Players Killed by Monsters:	2067
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my brother’s reckless adventures? Look no further! Join our server where the only danger you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava (but don’t worry, we have plenty of water buckets to save you).

Our server is so diverse, even the zombies and skeletons are different colors! And just like in real life, the police (aka moderators) are always watching to make sure everyone plays by the rules.

Join now and experience the thrill of building giant pixelated statues, exploring vast virtual worlds, and maybe even getting scolded by your fellow players for being too reckless (just like my brother). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!