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InsultCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	6863	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell” or “you’re ugly”? Well, look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be insulted in ways you never thought possible! Join us and prepare to be roasted by our team of professional insult artists who will leave you questioning your very existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman Army, a group of pig-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious bacon reserves. Join their ranks and ride into battle on the back of a mighty pig, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be home to the elusive Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Legend has it that this feathered fiend lays explosive eggs and has a taste for player flesh. Will you be brave enough to face off against this fearsome fowl?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience insults, pig-riding warriors, and explosive chickens like never before!

BlockBuddies: Less Drama, More Diamonds!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the drama!

Join us and experience the joy of cutting off toxic players from your life – literally! Our unique feature allows you to banish any player you want by chopping off their virtual head in-game. Say goodbye to griefers and trolls once and for all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Headless Horseman, who roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to cross him. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and claim his treasure?

So why wait? Join our server now and start slicing and dicing your way to a drama-free Minecraft experience like never before!

LynchingLadGoneBad

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9252
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as this headline! we got crazier stories than a guy getting killed in a IAF strike in Gaza! our players are like the Aziz Salha of minecraft, ready to take on any challenge and conquer any obstacle. join us for non-stop action, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing till you cry. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that will go down in minecraft history!

No-Smoke Gen Minecraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	2174
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that it can actually prevent 1.2 million deaths from lung cancer globally! How, you ask? By banning tobacco products for people born in 2006-2010! That’s right, we’re creating a whole new generation of non-smokers who will live long and prosper in the Minecraft world.

Imagine a world where almost half of future lung cancer deaths in men and around a third in women are prevented just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but better! So come on, join us and be a part of this amazing journey to a smoke-free Minecraft universe. Who knew that building blocks could save lives? Only on our server, baby! Let’s do this! 🚭🎮 #NoSmokingNoProblem #MinecraftSavesLives

SpaceCraft: Interstellar Adventure

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of flying like a majestic aureus shot to Lupine Rue! Our server is so lit, it’s like the burning scent of home in the Lingsha trailer.

Join us for outrageous adventures with characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. You won’t believe the new drip marketing featuring Rappa and his 5* Imaginary Erudition!

Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Just use codes like GIFT5T3Y6764D3Q3 and STARRAILGIFT to unlock epic rewards.

And don’t forget about our exclusive tools and resources in /hsrg/, where you can find everything you need to dominate the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Crops Grown:	8651
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magic Items Found:	5888

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict “No Nintendo Games Allowed” policy. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that the founder of our server once played a Nintendo game and was immediately struck by lightning. Since then, we’ve banned all things Nintendo to protect ourselves from the wrath of the gaming gods.

But fear not, for our server is a land of endless adventure and laughter. Join us if you dare, and be prepared to face challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave those Nintendo games behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you see a Nintendo game in your inventory, delete it immediately or face the consequences. Happy crafting!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of being someone’s last option? Do you want to be part of a community where you’re always a first choice? Then join our Minecraft server, where everyone is valued and included!

Just like the OP’s aunt, Carol, who couldn’t make up her mind about who to include in her wedding party, we value indecisiveness and drama. Join us for a chance to be chosen as a bridesmaid, only to be replaced last minute! Or maybe you’ll be asked to be a flower girl, just to have the offer taken away because someone else carried the baby for 9 months. The possibilities are endless!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where you’ll never know if you’re truly wanted or just a backup plan. Join now and embrace the chaos!

TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali

blended family, children’s experience, co parenting, compromise, cultural celebration, cultural exchange, custody agreement, custody battle, diwali, Emotional Abuse, family traditions, Halloween, halloween costumes, holiday division, Multiculturalism, narcissist, parenting days, Puja, religious influence, Trick or Treat, TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Star Shards Collected:	192
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Void Gems Collected:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your co-parenting situation? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.

Imagine trading Halloween for Diwali celebrations on our server – where you can trick-or-treat one minute and do Puja the next! Will you choose Halloween or Diwali? Or maybe both? The choice is yours, just like the custody agreement in this wild tale.

Experience the rush of travel, the thrill of cultural experiences, and the chaos of trying to balance it all. Will you be able to navigate through the craziness like this mom did? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience!

Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Divine Spears Created:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so bonkers that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyComfortFood

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comfort food for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, the chickens lay golden eggs, and the cows moo in perfect harmony. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a taste!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden dungeon full of enchanted cookies guarded by a pack of zombie chefs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat them, you’ll unlock the recipe for the most mouth-watering cake in all of Minecraftia.

So come on down and join us for a server experience that’s tastier than a stack of golden apples! Who needs comfort food when you have our server to satisfy all your cravings?

CraftyBlowbackIsrael

Attack, Biggest-Ever, braces, CraftyBlowbackIsrael, iran, Israel, Major Blowback

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Gods Slained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Star Shards Collected:	141	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

lol join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff bigger than iran blowin up israel! we got crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all the land. our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off with all the shenanigans that go down. plus, we have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. come join the madness and be part of the chaos!