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MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

NightOutBrews Minecraft SMP

alcohol, bar, Beer, Beverages, club, Cocktail, favorite drink, Fun, gin and tonic, Long Island iced tea, Margarita, Minecraft, mixed drinks, mojito, night out, nightlife, NightOutBrews, Party, smp, socializing, Spirits, tequila sunrise, whiskey sour, wine

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

LOL OMG, if you join this Minecraft SMP, you get a FREE virtual drink every time you log on! And not just any drink, we’re talking about a potion of ultimate craziness that will make you see pink sheep flying around and dancing villagers! Join us for the wildest party in Minecraft history, where the creepers wear party hats and the zombies breakdance! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and lots of virtual drinks! Let’s get this party started, woohoo! 🎉🍹🤪

CraftingChaosIntoFun

CraftingChaosIntoFun, finding purpose, finding strength, Gratitude, growth mindset., inner peace, inner strength, learning experience, life lessons, moving forward, new opportunities, overcoming adversity, personal growth, positive outlook, positivity, resilience, Self Discovery, silver lining, strength, transformation, turning point

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Have you ever been griefed so hard in Minecraft that you cried actual tears? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! That’s right, we believe that the best creations come from the ashes of destruction. So come join us and turn your grief into gold!

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is also home to the legendary “Creeper Olympics”, where players compete to see who can get blown up the most times in a single game. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted TNT block and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand in their way? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Join us today and turn your bad situations into epic adventures!

AlJazeera-Free Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera ban, Al Jazeera coverage, AlJazeeraFree, censorship in Palestine, freedom of press, Journalism, media blackout, media censorship, media crackdown, media restrictions, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, news ban, palestinian authority, Palestinian government, Palestinian news, Palestinian politics, political control, press freedom, Server, West Bank, West Bank news.

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

so, like, you know how Al Jazeera was like, banned in the West Bank by the Palestinian Authority? well, that’s like, totally not cool, man. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. plus, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give out free hugs. it’s like a party in your computer screen, dude. so forget about the news and come join us for some epic adventures and laughs. who needs Al Jazeera when you got us, right?

NoXmas4UnpopMen

Anti-Christmas, bureaucracy, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, christmas, controversy, cultural norms, current events, demonstration, Event, holiday, Japan, News, nonconformity, NoXmas4UnpopMen, Paperwork, protest, regulations, Social Issues, Traditions, unpopular men

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

join our epic minecraft server and avoid the anti-christmas protests in japan, where ‘unpopular men’ couldn’t even fill out paperwork right. instead, come build a snowman with us and spread holiday cheer in a virtual world where paperwork doesn’t exist. who needs real life drama when you can have a blast mining and crafting with us? join now and let’s make santa proud!

Alt F4 Minecraft server

alt f4, cozy atmosphere, gameplay, Minecraft, new players, Plugins, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5956
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Our new server is suitable for you if you want to immerse yourself in the world of vanilla Minecraft in a cozy atmosphere. The server contains only plugins that will make the gameplay more convenient.

We welcome new players!

kepler.minerent.net:25577

TrekCraft

Artmap, Auctions, Business Partnerships, Contests, Custom Bosses, Economy, Events, family friendly, friendly community, grief-free, Jobs, LWC, MCMMO, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Towny, Treasure Hunts, TrekCraft, Trivia

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	6357
Dragons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29

TrekCraft Server Overview
Server Name:	TrekCraft
Server IP:	mc.TrekCraft.net
Website:	https://www.trekcraft.ca
Discord:	Link provided in-game

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What plugins does TrekCraft use?

TrekCraft uses a variety of game-enhancing plugins such as Towny, McMMO, Mythic Mobs, ArtMap, Jobs, and many more. These plugins provide players with a unique and exciting gameplay experience.

2. Is TrekCraft family-friendly?

Yes, TrekCraft is a family-friendly server. We maintain a safe and appropriate environment for players of all ages, with strict rules against swearing or discussing inappropriate topics.

3. Are there rules I need to follow on TrekCraft?

Yes, you can view our full list of rules at https://www.trekcraft.ca/wiki/server-rules/ or by using the command /warp rules in-game. We are fully EULA compliant and enforce our rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience for all.

4. Can I participate in events and contests on TrekCraft?

Absolutely! TrekCraft hosts weekly events, contests, and competitions for players to take part in. These events offer the chance to win prizes and have fun with other members of the community.

5. Is PvP allowed on TrekCraft?

PvP is disabled in the wilds on TrekCraft, but it can be enabled in towns or arenas. Most towns have PvP turned off within their borders to maintain a friendly and cooperative atmosphere.

6. How do I join TrekCraft?

You can join TrekCraft by connecting to our server at mc.TrekCraft.net. We also encourage players to visit our website and join our Discord community for more information and updates.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, Asa, chainsaw devil, chainsaw man, character arc, Character development, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demons, Denji, Lumber, Makima, Manga, manga analysis, manga theories, plot twist, Pochita, SHONEN, side character, storytelling, Supernatural

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	97
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can become the ultimate side character like Asa? I know, right? It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is upside down and inside out.

Join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of being a side character and not the main protagonist for once. Trust me, it’s a whole new level of mind-bending fun that will make you question your existence.

Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where being a side character is celebrated and embraced? It’s like a cult, but with more creepers and less sacrifices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Asa of the Minecraft world!

SecretSpareFeelings_MC_SMP

bottled up emotions, concealed emotions, confidential thoughts, emotional burden, Hidden feelings, Hidden Truth, inner turmoil, internal struggle, personal sacrifice, private pain, private thoughts, Secrets, SecretSpareFeelings_MC_SMP, silent suffering, suppressed emotions, undisclosed feelings, unexpressed emotions, unsaid words, unshared feelings, unspoken truth, unvoiced emotions

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6106
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. So like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and like, a bunch of llamas wearing top hats. It was so random but also so cool, you never know what you’ll find on this server.

And get this, there’s this legendary player who goes by the name of DiamondDude69 and they have this secret stash of rare items that they only share with those who can solve their riddles. I heard one time someone solved a riddle and got a pet dragon, like what even is this server, it’s so crazy.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something because they can literally make anything happen. One time I asked for a roller coaster to be built in my backyard and poof, it appeared out of thin air. It was the most exhilarating ride of my life, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience all the wackiness and awesomeness that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, you better join now before you miss out on all the insane adventures and shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. 😂🤣🤪 #BestMinecraftSMPEver

CraftyEuroHateLOL

Architecture, CraftyEuroHateLOL, cuisine, culture, dislike, Europe, European country, European culture, european destinations, european history, European travel, Favorite, History, landscapes, least favorite, Like.., Opinions, opinions on European countries, Preferences, tourism, travel

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6051
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old European countries with their fancy architecture and rich history? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through a land where every country is made of cheese and the villagers all speak in funny accents.

Don’t like France? Well, on our server, the Eiffel Tower is actually a giant baguette that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. And if you’re not a fan of Italy, just wait until you see our leaning tower of pizza – it’s literally made out of pizza slices!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments with players from all over the world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a dragon made entirely out of croissants.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a European adventure like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re lactose intolerant).

HamasHQ Minecraft Server

Arrests, arrests in Gaza, arrests made, Conflict, crackdown, Dismantles, extremist group, gaza, Hamas, HamasHQ, hospital raid, idf, Kamel Adwan Hospital, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Operation, Palestinian, security forces, security operation, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	51	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

hey u! yea u! do u like minecraft? do u like chaos and craziness? well u gotta join our server! it’s so wild, even the IDF couldn’t handle it! they had to come in and arrest 240 players cuz they were causing too much mayhem! can u believe it? we even have a secret Hamas HQ inside a hospital! it’s like a crazy maze in there, u never know what’s gonna happen next! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of ur life!