On our server, you can build towering castles, explore vast caves, and battle fierce mobs without anyone judging you based on your weight. And if anyone dares to bring up your weight, just tell them that in a few years, their weight will double yours and they’ll be the ones crying and screaming!
Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only weight that matters is the weight of your inventory full of rare loot. Leave the real-life drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from epic builds and hilarious adventures. See you in the game, where weight is just a number and fun is limitless!
Our server is so addictive, even your parents will be begging you to come out of your room…just kidding, they’ll be too busy playing on our server themselves!
We have insane builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons and unicorns (yes, unicorns are real on our server).
So say goodbye to the real world and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server. Your parents may have been right about some things, but they were definitely wrong about this!
if u join, u might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs or the elusive enderman that can do the macarena. our villagers throw the wildest parties and our nether is hotter than a jalapeno eating contest.
so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies.
We shut down schools faster than you can say “homework,” but hey, it’s all for the greater good, right? Our server is so safe, you’ll probably live longer here than in the real world! Plus, we got so many crazy events and mini-games, you’ll never want to log off!
So come on down to our server, where the only thing spreading faster than COVID-19 is the fun! Join now and see why our restrictions are the best thing since enchanted diamond swords!
We are CraftedChaos. A new server dedicated to its users. We are mainly a Factions server but are adding Skyblock and Survival
pulsara.alienhost.net:25576
| Servers | Description |
|---|---|
| SMP World & Resource World | Explore and create unique builds in SMP world, gather materials in Resource World. |
| OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds | Play different game modes with Challenges, Generators, Quests, and Unique Oneblock Phase experience. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How to Join? |
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez Submit a Whitelist Application: Usually approved within 15mins |
| What our Server has to offer: |
SMP World & Resource World. Enjoy unique builds and gather materials. OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds. Play different game modes with challenges and quests. |
| What makes us Unique? |
Expansive Quality of Life plugin list to enhance your experience. Plugins include Treefeller, Quests, Chat games, Tweaks, Shops, and more! |
But that’s not all! We also have a special event every Friday called “Gender Bender Madness” where all players are randomly assigned a new gender for the day. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the perfect way to spice up your Minecraft experience.
So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything goes, and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. From epic steel dildo battles to hilarious pranks involving, you guessed it, steel dildos, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steel Dildo, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power (and a pretty good time).
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the thrill of the steel dildo for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Picture this: a 26-year-old man with a passion for PAW Patrol, a room filled with merchandise, and a sister with two rowdy kids seeking refuge. What could possibly go wrong?
Experience the thrill of setting boundaries, broken toothbrushes, and epic meltdowns all in one place. Will you be the hero who stands up for their PAW Patrol collection, or will you be labeled as dramatic and childish?
Join now for a server experience like no other, where emotions run high and PAW Patrol reigns supreme. Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join today!