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Why Can’t We Buy TPU From Google? Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, beefy processors, Buy, cloud computing, corelit, data centers, deep learning, GOOGLE, Hardware, hardware development, high performance computing, innovation, machine learning, Minecraft, neural networks, Processors, semiconductor industry, silicon valley, smp, tech industry, Technology, technology giants, TPU

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old servers with weak TPU? Well, look no further because our server has the beefiest TPU you’ve ever seen! We’re talking TPU so strong, Google won’t even sell it to us because they’re jealous of our corelit power.

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (totally not our fault, blame it on the TPU). Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most intense Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if the TPU decides to go rogue).

Steal Our Women? Take Yours! Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, steal, Women

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Are you tired of getting your women stolen on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, if anyone tries to steal your Minecraft girlfriend, we’ll just steal theirs! It’s a wild west out there, so join us if you’re ready to defend your pixelated love at all costs. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all players who prove their loyalty by building the tallest tower made entirely out of dirt. So come join us, unless you’re too chicken to protect your virtual relationships!

“Why does this image make you niggers so mad?” Minecraft SMP

anger, Bigotry, controversy, discrimination, hate crime, Hate Speech, image, intolerance, mad, Minecraft, niggers, offensive, offensive language, racial discrimination, racial division, racial hatred, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial insensitivity, racial slur, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racism, smp, Social Issues

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Buildings Constructed:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off of cliffs, building giant statues of potatoes, and engaging in epic battles with chickens armed with diamond swords.

Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a cow who is convinced he’s a secret agent.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the rarest resource of all – unlimited amounts of cake! So come on over and join the fun, because why does this image make you niggers so mad? It’s all just part of the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP!

❤️ POPPYPLAYTIME ❤️ Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, poppyplaytime, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	5085

The owner of the “POPPYPLAYTIME” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.216.92.87:25676

CreeperCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

4chan, APPROVED, archives, args, Creepercraft, creepypasta, cytube, Fearvlogs, Found pastas, games, Gaming, homemade, list, Mario World I HATE YOU, Minecraft, MODERN, Old Man Reads, Room Template, Server, SlenderARGs, Sonic 2 Genocide City, SONIC.EXE, Urban Legends, video game, vidya, web series

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1863
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to the most spooktacular Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Vidya Creepypasta General! Dive into the eerie world of video game-based creepypastas and their related content, where the pixels are haunted and the jump scares are real.

Join us as we discuss the scariest video game urban legends and share our favorite creepy tales. But beware, things may get a little…h̷̰̰̋̈́̆a̴̦͘v̸̧̳̦̔͐e̷̞̜̟̕͝ ̶͇͘f̶̨̓͘ú̴̦̰̓͐ñ̴̜̠̦ around here.

Explore Room #491 – Aika Village Edition, where the ghosts of lost gamers roam and the glitches are more than just a bug in the system. Visit our exeg/arbage Site & Archive for a collection of the spookiest stories and urban legends.

But wait, there’s more! Watch Old Man Reads Vidya Creepypastas on YouTube, where he narrates the most bone-chilling tales with a voice that will send shivers down your spine. From Sonic.exe to Mario World I HATE YOU, prepare to be scared silly.

Join our /exeg/ CyTube for a marathon of creepy videos and homemade/found pastas that will make you question the reality of your favorite games. And don’t forget to check out our official 4chan-Approved Creepypasta List for a dose of terror that will keep you up at night.

So why wait? Join us on this Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter the world of Vidya Creepypasta General, there’s no turning back…muahaha!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, community pastebin, critique, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List website, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, gossip, group forums, kinks, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, outfits, profile image search, Profiles, recommended chat client, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2588
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Farms Harvested:	968
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP – where we take cosplay to a whole new level! Ever wanted to roleplay as your favorite character while building epic structures and battling mobs? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where you can create character profiles, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes (yes, we said it), and engage in some seriously kinky roleplay. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more depravity than you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is a place where you can freely share and advertise your profiles, solicit roleplay from anons, critique each others’ characters, and even gossip about site drama. And let’s not forget about our live status tracker, filtered ads, and profile image search tools – because who doesn’t love a little extra spice in their Minecraft experience?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Whether you’re dressing up your character in outrageous outfits or battling it out with other players in epic cosplay battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. See you there!

River Shire

Adventures, alliances, Anarchy, Castles, Enchanting, Factions, FANTASY, keeps, landscapes, Legacy, Lore, Marketplaces, Medieval, multiplayer, Mystery, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Traditions, Vanilla, Villages, Wilderness

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Enchantments Applied:	199
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to River Shire, a semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a captivating medieval setting!

Step into a world where untamed wilderness meets bustling medieval villages, towering castles, and a rich tapestry of lore and mystery. River Shire combines the classic vanilla experience with carefully selected enhancements to create an immersive and engaging environment.

Explore vast landscapes, forge alliances with fellow players, and build your legacy in a realm inspired by medieval traditions. Whether you prefer to construct magnificent keeps, trade in bustling marketplaces, or embark on daring adventures, River Shire is the perfect place to bring your medieval dreams to life.

Join us today and start your journey in the enchanting world of River Shire!

mc35.gamehosting.it:5203

Dreamscape Minecraft Server

advice, ancient greek, aristophanes, asmr, birds sounds, Calm, City Living, comedy, dreamscape, loud neighbors, mind reading, Minecraft, Morphing, Nightmares, Play, Server, southern accent

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of creepy ASMR people reading your mind and not helping with your nightmares? Are your neighbors keeping you up all night with their loud fights? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape to a world where the only sounds you’ll hear are the peaceful chirping of birds…or maybe even some dopey southerners if you’re into that sort of thing. We promise no mind-reading ASMR people allowed!

So come on over and join us for a wacky adventure inspired by the ancient Greek comedy playwright Aristophanes. Who knows, you might even find some comedic relief for those pesky nightmares. See you in the game, anon!

Trish Spacecraft Minecraft SMP

athlete, blonde bombshell, Canadian, Canadian beauty, Celebrity, diva, fitness icon, Fitness Model, hall of famer, magazine shoot, Minecraft, MODEL, photoshoot, porn star, Provocative, retired wrestler, Sexy, smp, spacecraft, trish, Trish Stratus, wrestling, wrestling legend, wwe

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Votes:	581	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mines Excavated:	4033

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where every player looks like a porn star! Our custom skins will have you feeling like a celebrity as you navigate through the pixelated landscape. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground strip club where you can trade diamonds for lap dances from Endermen. Don’t miss out on the scandalous fun – join us now!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

7SEEDS, ai, berserk, capeshit, chainsaw man, cutting themes, Dragon Quest: Dai, Dumpster fill shovelware, fightfags, gantz, garbage slop, GetBackers, hoshino, Hunter x Hunter, Iwaaki, josei, Kakukaku Shikajika, Kingdom, literary themes, Magic Knight Rayearth, manchildren, Minecraft, Nihei, PALS, PIXEL, porn, powercreeps, rose of versailles, seinen, Server, Shoujo, Shounen, The Bugle Call, Urasawa, vagabond, vinland saga, visualcore., waifufaggotry, Yasuhiko

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Villages Defended:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a fan of powercreeps and want to show off your skills to all the manchildren out there. We’re the perfect alternative to capeshit, where you can debase your entire lifestyle around the Shounen genre. Plus, we’ve got algorithms for waifufaggotry, AI, and even porn – because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a dumpster filled with shovelware, just like Shoujo manga. Except, we throw in the occasional mention of sophisticated titles like Rose of Versailles and Magic Knight Rayearth to keep things interesting.

And don’t even get us started on Josei – it’s a hidden gem that only older women, critics, and niche anime connoisseurs appreciate. Dive into titles like Kakukaku Shikajika and 7SEEDS if you want to feel like a true intellectual.

But the real fun begins with Seinen manga. We’ve got everything from lower-end fightfag appeal like Berserk and Vinland Saga to high-end masterpieces by creators like Urasawa and Nihei. It’s a vicious cycle of repetitiveness and inability to expand horizons – just like in the real world!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride through the world of manga and anime like never before. Who knew blocky pixels could be so entertaining?