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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7926 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5012 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that your blocky avatar must wear navy blue dresses! Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But speaking of ridiculous, let me tell you about the time I (21f) became a bridesmaid for my sister’s (30f) wedding.
So my sister got engaged after getting pregnant, and she’s all stressed out about the wedding. She demanded all the bridesmaids wear navy blue dresses, so I went out and got this stunning dress that accentuated my waist and made me feel like a Minecraft model. When I showed it to her, she freaked out and accused me of trying to steal her spotlight. Like, sis, I’m just trying to look good for the creepers, okay?
Long story short, she banned me from the wedding because my dress was too “skimpy” for her postpartum body. But hey, I’m not returning this dress, it cost me diamonds! So if you want to join a Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion, come on over. Just leave your navy blue dresses at home, okay?
