🔥off-the-shelf treatment Minecraft Servers

KneeCraft: StemCell Edition

cartilage repair, cellular regeneration, clinical trial, Disease Progression, Edition, function improvement, injection therapy, innovative treatment, joint health, joint inflammation, knee osteoarthritis, knee pain management, KneeCraft, long term benefits, medical breakthrough, musculoskeletal disorders, off-the-shelf treatment, orthopedic care, osteoarthritis treatment, pain relief, regenerative medicine, stem cell therapy, StemCell

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Buildings Constructed:	36
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we inject you with magical stem cells dat make your knees feel like brand new!! No more hobbling around like a granny, you’ll be jumpin’ and runnin’ like a pro athlete in no time! We guarantee dat 75% of players will feel da difference for a whole year – dat’s like forever in Minecraft time, amirite? And get dis, it might even stop da evil knee disease from gettin’ worse! So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and get ready to kick some blocky butt with your supercharged knees!

DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

Army, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, drone attack, DroneCraft, Fatalities, hurt, injured, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, SECURITY, soldiers, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	7898
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7566
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	9589
Towns Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

Zapene Pixelmon

Land claiming, Minecraft, Modpack, PixelBCG, Pixelmon, pokecenter, pokemart, Resource World, Server, spawn city, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Towns Built:	2

ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

pixelmon.asdfjkllgaming.com

AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

Adventure, AthenaLegacy, building, Community, community-driven, Creative, Events, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Penetrations, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crops Grown:	9826
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Magic Items Found:	5448	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

athenalegacy.mclan.ru

Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

blocks, Community, Discord, dynamic map, Enhancements, Fresh SMP, Friendly, gameplay, Gravestone Plus, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mushroom, player, Players, playing experience, Plugins, Server, server ip, smp, Square, Staff Team, Survival, Valley, Vanilla, Warps

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	509227
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Votes:	956	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

IP Address	play.mushroomvalley.net
Features	Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
Modded	No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
Dynamic Map	View Map
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded?	No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
How old is the server?	The server is 1 week old.
What plugins does the server have?	Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
Is the community friendly?	Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Cult, Deception, eyes wide shut, illuminati, internet hoax, IRL, Kubrick, larp, meme, mind control, Minecraft, newsbreak, PALS, PIXEL, POL, Reality, secret society, Server, sick joke, trending, Truth, viral

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ores Mined:	2246	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

/ Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

hoc, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Void Gems Collected:	29
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Void Armor Forged:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

HangryHubbyHungerGames

anger issues, anger management, anger outbursts, Communication, domestic conflict, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, food preparation, Gaslighting, HangryHubbyHungerGames, leftovers, marital disputes, meal prep, MTG match, noodle portion, passive aggressive, portion control, portion sizes, relationship issues, spouse conflicts

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	656116
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

addiction, blocks, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug culture, drug education, drug experiences, drug experimentation, drug habits, drug history, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug testing, drug use, DrugCraft, Drugs, HIGH, illegal drugs, illegal substances, Narcotics, recreational drugs, smp, substance abuse

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

BlockyBattles

anxiety, blockybattles, Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, fear, financial stress, health concerns, insomnia, mental health, negative thoughts, overwhelm, PRESSURE, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, self-doubt, stress, uncertainty, work problems

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	973140	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Items Found:	4234
Divine Spears Created:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	207	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign fighters, global conflict, international politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, military forces, military intervention, Minecraft, North Koreans, political tensions, russians, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.