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TikTokCraze Minecraft Server

banned, Censorship, covert influence operations, digital platforms, Disinformation, foreign interference, global politics, information warfare, media outlets, Minecraft, News, online content, political influence, Propaganda, rt, russia, Russian state media, Server, social media, Sputnik, Technology, tiktok, TikTokCraze

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Towns Built:	7
Star Shards Collected:	56	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3786
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

so like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than your ex’s new bae and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions.

once, a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much they turned into a gingerbread man! true story, bro.

we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. one time, a player ate one and could shoot lasers from their eyes. it was epic.

oh, and did i mention our villagers throw the best parties? they have dance battles and fireworks every night. you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me.

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventures of your life. who needs reality when you have our server?

CraftyCreeperJailbreak

Accountability, arrest, bad actors, CEO, Communication, compliance, cooperation, CraftyCreeperJailbreak, criminal activity, data, encrypted, investigation, law enforcement, legal process, messaging app, privacy, SECURITY, Technology, Telegram, transparency, user information

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get arrested for being a bad actor? well, not on this server, bro! we don’t care if u rob a bank or steal a car, as long as u play minecraft with us, u good. plus, we got all the cool mods like exploding chickens and rainbow creepers. join now before the feds come knocking on ur door, lol! #minecraft4life #badactorswelcome

PreggoCraft: Surrogate Struggles

assisted reproduction, Canadian cohort study, fertility assistance, fertility treatments, gestational carriers, gestational surrogacy, high-risk pregnancies, hypertensive disorders of pregnancy, maternal health, maternal morbidity, maternal mortality, postpartum hemorrhage, PreggoCraft, pregnancy complications, pregnancy outcomes, pregnancy risks, pregnancy surrogacy, pregnancy surrogates, reproductive health, severe maternal morbidity, Struggles, surrogate, surrogate risks

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magic Items Found:	6533	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE STORIES? WELL, YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER, BECAUSE WE GOT IT ALL!

IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, alive, blocky, for honor, Gaming, long tail tags, market, Minecraft, Server, state of decay 2, still supported, stopped playing, sunset, that one game, ubisoft, unexpected, Updates, years ago

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9722
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	217872

Are you tired of playing the same old games that you abandoned years ago? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is like the State of Decay 2 of the gaming world – still kicking and receiving updates like nobody’s business! Join us and experience the thrill of playing a game that just won’t die, just like that plant you forgot to water for months.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like the For Honor of Minecraft – unexpected, unpredictable, and totally insane. With Ubisoft-level craziness, you never know what kind of adventure you’ll stumble upon. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness that awaits you.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and endless updates? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Natasha is an FSB plant Minecraft SMP

#youtube, algorithm, Beating, cia, Europe, fsb, FSB plant, georgia, Globohomo, Lesbian, liberal, Liberalism, migrants, Minecraft, Natasha, non-white, patriotic gear, Plant, Redpilling, russia, smp, War, zoomers

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Natasha’s Adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of a time filled with twists, turns, and unexpected alliances.

Ever wanted to join a server where everyone is secretly a spy for a mysterious organization? Well, here’s your chance! You never know who you can trust in this SMP, where everyone’s true motives are as hidden as a Russian nesting doll.

Join us for epic battles, secret missions, and a whole lot of drama. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy or two along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that’s more thrilling than Natasha’s globe-trotting escapades. See you in the game, comrade!

CoincidenceCraft SMP: OMG So Random!

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidenceCraft, destiny, eXtraordinary, fate, fluke, Fortuitous, happenstance, Incredible, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, OMG, outrageous coincidence, Random, serendipity, smp, strange, synchronicity, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Votes:	7857	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	979	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and landed in a hidden underground kingdom filled with diamond-clad pigs riding on top of creepers? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous coincidences in the blocky world, like stumbling upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CreeperCatastrophe

arguments, bad news, bad weather, being late, cancelled plans, car accidents, computer crashes, CreeperCatastrophe, financial problems, flat tire, forgetting important events, health issues, long lines, lost keys, missed deadlines, oversleeping, power outage, rude people, spilled coffee, stress, traffic

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Crops Grown:	2464
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up all your hard-earned loot. Talk about a buzzkill, am I right? But fear not, dear player, for there is a Minecraft server out there that will protect you from such calamities with its magical anti-creeper force field! Yes, you heard that right. No more pesky creepers ruining your day on this server.

But wait, there’s more! On this fantastical server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and soar through the skies like a majestic pig-riding superhero. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that all the mobs on this server have been replaced with dancing llamas in top hats? Yes, you read that correctly. Dancing llamas in top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, Ease, easing tensions, foreign relations, geopolitical dynamics., international politics, iran, Iranian leadership, Israel, Israeli relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, nuclear deal, peace talks, president, regional stability, Server, Tensions

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Potions Brewed:	67	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

so, like, this minecraft server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. you gotta join because, like, the president of iran said he’s gonna come on and play with us. can you imagine? playing minecraft with the president, man. it’s gonna be lit.

he said he’s gonna build a giant peace monument in the shape of a creeper to show that he’s ready to ease tensions with israel. like, how crazy is that? who knew minecraft could bring world peace, right?

so come join us on this server, where anything can happen. maybe next, the queen of england will pop in and start a build battle with us. you never know, man. minecraft is a wild place.

BlockBusterBattles

Belarus, BlockBusterBattles, Chess, Competition, crushing defeat, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, fide, Geopolitics, global affairs, international chess federation, international relations, Politics, russia, Sanctioned Countries, sanctions, sports, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	161	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	5564

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up everything. but don’t worry, because on this server, creepers drop diamonds instead of blowing stuff up. how crazy is that?

oh, and get this: there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade you rare items for emeralds and tell you about their intergalactic adventures. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

also, there’s this legendary boss called the Ender Dragon who’s actually a misunderstood dragon just looking for friends. defeat him and he’ll give you a ride on his back across the End dimension. it’s like a rollercoaster, but with more fire and explosions.

join this server for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. it’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you’ll never want to leave. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BrainyCraft Stroke Rehab Fun

brain function, brain health, brain injuries, brain research, BrainyCraft, cognitive assessment, cognitive impairment, cognitive screening tool, Fast, Fun, Healthcare, innovation, medical advancements, medical technology, Minutes, Neurological Rehabilitation, neurology, Queensland Brain Institute, Rehab, rehabilitation needs, researchers, Stroke, stroke patients, stroke recovery

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have brain damage but in a good way!!! our researchers from the Queensland Brain Institute have created a tool that will make your brain go WOOSH and help you become a minecraft pro in no time!!! stroke patients? pshhh we’ll have them building epic castles and slaying dragons in minutes!!! join now for a brain-tastic adventure like no other!!!