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PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Animals Bred:	105	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Towns Built:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Villages Defended:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

SplashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dimension Hops:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

Game On Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Runes Activated:	1

Have you ever wanted to bring all your favorite video game characters together in one epic adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Picture this: Mario, Sonic, Master Chief, and even Pikachu teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creeper” where you have to pass around a live Creeper before it explodes. And don’t forget about our “Zombie Dance Party” where the undead get down and boogie to thriller.

Join us now and experience the most insane crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with your favorite video game character!

Dolphins @ Packers Thanksgivingbowl Minecraft SMP Thread

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players and lackluster builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own floating castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking trees.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us for a truly epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience? Don’t be a BBC porn spammer, be a diamond egg collector!

BTC 2013 Sold 2018 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Farms Harvested:	986
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being a financial flop like this guy who sold his Bitcoin too early? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can become a virtual millionaire by mining virtual diamonds and trading with virtual villagers! Who needs real-life investments when you can be rolling in Minecraft riches?

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the player unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. But beware, as the evil Ender Dragon lurks in the shadows, waiting to steal your loot and crush your dreams.

So why waste your time with boring real-world investments when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual billionaire? Don’t be a financial flop like that guy who sold his Bitcoin too early – join us today and start your journey to Minecraft riches!

Crafty Magic Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Towns Built:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Crops Grown:	4997

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to win up to $2,000 in our Arena Open competition – just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash! And don’t worry about those pesky banned cards like Monstrous Rage and Temporal Manipulation, we embrace chaos and madness here.

But that’s not all – on December 10th, we’re releasing Pioneer Masters, where you can battle against legendary creatures and conquer new lands. And if you’re looking for some epic loot, check out our free codes for exclusive in-game items.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the wildest Minecraft server in existence and let the adventure begin!

Oh Yeah Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Emeralds Found:	685	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the cows, and villagers creating a secret underground society where they hoard all the diamonds.

Our server is so wild that the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and the Wither is throwing a rave party in the Nether. You never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

So why should you join this madness? Well, where else can you find a group of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and have a pet slime named Gerald who acts as our server mascot? Plus, we have a secret treasure hunt going on where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco. Yes, a taco.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember to watch out for the dancing skeletons and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your blocks and rearrange them into modern art installations. Oh yeah. That happened.