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FantasyCraftPayday

aita, Apology, Boss, Champion, Communication, DELAY, Etiquette, Fantasy Football, FantasyCraftPayday, holiday season, League, New Year, off guard, payment, response, REWARD, Standard, text messages, Victor, Winnings, work league

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mines Excavated:	2688
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Zombie Dances:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can be treated like royalty for your victories? Look no further than our server, where we pay out our winners in record time! Just like how our boss here took only 5 days to respond to a simple request for payment, we promise to uphold the highest standards of customer service in the gaming world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of not having to wait for your rewards like a peasant. Our server is the place to be for all fantasy football champions who demand nothing but the best treatment. Don’t settle for anything less – come join us today and bask in the glory of instant gratification!

Crafty N’ Crazy: The Manly Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Colonialism, compensation, Crafty, crazy, cultural identity, descendants, discrimination, ENTITLEMENT, European descent, heritage, historical trauma, History, INEQUALITY, injustice, man, manly, Minecraft, reparations, reparative justice, restitution, ROMANS, Server, social justice, Waiting

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Potions Brewed:	98	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of waiting for your reparations from the descendants of Romans? Well, look no further because this Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and embark on a quest to claim what is rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On this Minecraft server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server today and start your journey to reclaim your long overdue reparations in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be so much fun?

Crafty Scammers: Bloodstained Edition

2019, Backers, Bloodstained, Chaos mode, Classicvania mode, confusion, Crafty, criticism, delayed, Development, Disappointment, dlc, Edition, Frustration, kickstarter, long wait, New costumes, Release, scam, SCAMMERS, Updates, video game, Vs mode

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	88
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Enchantments Applied:	113	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game came out in 2019 and they still haven’t released the final DLC stuff kek! Imagine playing on a server where Chaos mode turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, new costumes transform you into a blocky superhero, Vs mode pits players against each other in epic battles, and second classicvania mode transports you to a pixelated vampire world. What the fuck is going on? Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure!

Banker’s Block Party: Minecraft Edition

assets, bankers, BLOCK, commodities, Crisis, Economy, Edition, finance, financial institutions, Global, inflation, investing, market, market trends, Minecraft, MONEY, Party, precious metals, recession, speculation, stocks, Trading, uncertainty, wealth

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑

Lost in Blockville

Blockville, confusion, Despair, emotional turmoil, existential crisis, feeling stuck, Frustration, helplessness, hopelessness, Lost, mental health, numbness, overwhelmed, pointlessness, Sadness, searching for meaning, seeking guidance, self-doubt, Struggling, uncertainty

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	18	Alien Abductions:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Feeling lost and numb in real life? Join our server and experience a whole new world of excitement and adventure!

Our server is so INSANE that once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Build your own CASTLE made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride on a FLYING PIG to explore different dimensions, and battle against a GIANT CHICKEN boss for epic loot!

Don’t know what to do anymore in real life? That’s okay, because on our server, the possibilities are endless! Join now and let the fun begin!

ClockWife’sTits LOLzCraft Server

at my, at my cute, clock, clock wife’s, ClockWifesTits, cute, cute clock wife’s, LOLzCraft, long trail, looking, looking at, looking at my, my cute, my cute clock, Server, STOP, stop looking, tags, tits, VT, Wife, wife’s tits

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Votes:	9583
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits in peace!

Join us for crazy battles with giant chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden pickaxe hidden deep within the bunker, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vt/ server for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few clock-related mishaps. See you in the game!

Final Fantasy XVI: Creeper’s Revenge

Characters, CREEPERS, discussion, dlc, downloadable content, expansion pack, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy XVI, gameplay, Gaming, new content, Opinions, PC, PlayStation, Revenge, reviews, RPG, Square Enix, Story, The Rising Tide, video game, Xbox, XVI

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Emeralds Found:	3721
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7660	Enchantments Applied:	183
Towns Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind!

Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and unbelievable surprises around every corner.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land of unicorns and rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of those feathered friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

capability, discrimination, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender equality, gender equality movement, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, less capable, Minecraft, power, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, strength, WEAKER, Women, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Players Killed by Monsters:	4500
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	107	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by weak and less capable women in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, Women are weaker and less capable than you! Join now for a chance to show off your superior skills and dominate the game like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond-encrusted llamas that drop stacks of enchanted golden apples with every kill. These majestic creatures can only be found in our server, so don’t miss out on the opportunity to ride into battle on a sparkling llama steed.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of super-intelligent chickens who will peck away any griefers or trolls that dare to enter? These feathered guardians are highly trained in the art of combat and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe and troll-free.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unbelievable adventures in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Back to the FutureCraft – ’99 General

1999, codes, Community Resources, cultural references, daily reset, database, English, Eternity, FutureCraft, gacha saving, general, insight materials, No pvp, patch 1.5, Psychube guide, rate-up banners, resonance guide, RPG, Spathodea, spell cards, storytelling, Team Building, turn based, Uluru Games, voice acting

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mines Excavated:	2891
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8035

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the past is so last year! Join us for a wild ride filled with spell cards and storytelling like you’ve never seen before. Our server is fully voiced in 4 languages, so you can enjoy the drama in whatever language tickles your fancy.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Patch 1.5 – Revival! The Uluru Games, is sure to blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Rate-up Banners featuring Spathodea (Beast Carry) and Eternity (Mineral Carry). You won’t want to miss out on these epic characters.

Looking for some community resources? We’ve got you covered with guides on everything from arcanists & team building to Psychube strategies. And let’s not forget about the Insight materials cheat sheet – because who has time to figure that out on their own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use these codes like 1999GIFT and CourageandInsight to unlock some sweet rewards. And remember, in our server, it’s always AprilFish!

Minecraft Mania: The ADHD Edition

acceptance, adhd, Challenges, Community, coping, Edition, education, Empathy, Mania, medication, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, neurodiversity, productivity, Resources, self-care, stigma, strategies, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where you can escape the subhuman condition and enter a world of pure chaos and fun!

Join us for insane adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even summon a herd of dancing sheep!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started doing the floss dance! So come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t around then, but who cares)!

Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself!

Pixelated Pooptopia

animated series, Anime, Competition, Drama, FANTASY, figure skating, ice skating, japanese animation, LGBTQ, love story, Oblivion Battery, pixelated, Pooptopia, relationships, romance, sports, Supernatural, Victor Nikiforov, Yuri Katsuki, Yuri on Ice, Yuri Plisetsky

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6669
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve entered a parallel universe where yuri on ice meets Minecraft! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of lolz and memes as you explore our virtual world filled with unicorns riding rainbows and llamas doing the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic building contests where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fireworks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the minecraft caves where creepers bust a move to Justin Bieber songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the next big thing in the gaming world – the ultimate fusion of yuri on ice and Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace hidden in our pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!