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  • CraftyBanterMC

    CraftyBanterMC
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 8899
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 5888
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Void Armor Forged: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness!

    Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of creepers, the chickens wear diamond armor, and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun comes up.

    Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into stand-up comedy routines between attacks. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes.

    So if you’re ready to throw seriousness out the window and embrace the craziness, come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyUkrainianOps

    CraftyUkrainianOps
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 4590
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Animals Bred: 199
    Crops Grown: 2347 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Potions Brewed: 63 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro! We got like, a bazillion diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And get this, our PvP arena is so epic, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and stuff. Plus, our admin team is like, super cool and will hook you up with all the enchanted gear you could ever want.

    But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy story about how the United States decided to send a bunch of military assistance to Ukraine, but instead of guns and tanks, they sent a bunch of Minecraft players to help defend the country. Can you imagine fighting off invaders with nothing but a diamond sword and some TNT? It’s like, the ultimate battle for freedom and stuff.

    So come join our server and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the hero that saves Ukraine with nothing but your crafting skills and a whole lot of determination. Let’s do this!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SnackAttack ADHD Teens Server

    SnackAttack ADHD Teens Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 9404
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! If you’re looking for a lit Minecraft server to join, then look no further, cuz we got all the snacks you could ever want! We’re talkin’ dried snacks, chips, nuts, soft drinks, fruit juice, and energy drinks galore!

    Our server is like a snack paradise for all you ADHD teens out there. We know you can’t resist those munchies, so why not join a server that caters to your snacking needs? Plus, our research shows that snacking while playing Minecraft actually improves your gaming skills. True story, bro.

    So come on down and join the snackiest, craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for those creepers trying to steal your snacks…they’re sneaky little buggers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Flaze SMP

    Flaze SMP
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 1005
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Overview

    Server Name Flaze SMP
    Modpack Create: Beyond Industry
    Number of Mods 200+
    Community Vibrant and collaborative

    FAQ

    Why Us?

    Our whitelisted server ensures a safe, welcoming space free of griefers and thieves. The community thrives on collaboration, with friendly players always ready to help. Whether you’re an industry guy or a curious newcomer, you’ll find your place here!

    Key Features:

    • Roleplay Companies: Register and grow businesses—trains, factories, automation, and more!
      • You can also join existing companies if you want!
    • Player Coalition: Bi-monthly server challenges where you need to collect resources with other players to get rewards!
    • Challenges: Suggest a challenge (mega-project) you want to make and get rewards upon its completion.
    • Massive Projects: Industrial zones, always expanding train networks, and a growing server spawn.
    • Shape the Modpack: Your feedback directly impacts Create: Beyond Industry updates.

    Why Choose Flaze SMP?

    Hosted in France by our dedicated admin, our server has amazing performance and long-term stability—no hosting risks here (except power outages haha, don’t worry, we backup the server twice a day)

    How to Join?

    Answer a few quick questions to get whitelisted. It’s that easy! https://discord.com/invite/mwcMMjMuRs

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Indie Crafters Guild 1.21.1

    Indie Crafters Guild 1.21.1
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 3385
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like forget about watching those boring streamers, come join our Minecraft server where the real fun is at!

    We got llamas that can do the Macarena and chickens that lay diamond eggs, like what even is reality anymore?!

    Join us and you can ride on a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes, it’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs!

    Who needs Doki and Mint when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and grants wishes like a deranged genie on crack?!

    So ditch those lame streams and come join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

    UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 8872
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Magic Items Found: 3293
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9982 Star Shards Collected: 63
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we give out $2.5 billion in fresh military aid to all players! that’s right, you can now defend your blocky creations with tanks, fighter jets, and even nuclear submarines!

    imagine the chaos as you and your friends battle it out in epic pvp battles with military-grade weapons and vehicles. build your own army and conquer the server with sheer firepower and strategy.

    but be careful, because the admins are always watching and ready to drop a tactical nuke on anyone who gets too out of hand. so join now and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Estrogen Binge Drinkers – Females Only!

    Estrogen Binge Drinkers – Females Only!
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 4364
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 100 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 6562
    Magic Items Found: 1258 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, dis minecraft server is like, totally lit! We got mice dat drinkin’ alcohol like it’s nobodies business cuz of some crazy estrogen surges! Like, who knew estrogen could make u wanna binge drink, amirite? Join dis server for a wild time, where u can drink like a mouse and build like a pro. It’s gonna be a estrogen-fueled party up in here, so come join da fun! Let’s get drunk and build some epic stuff together, cuz why not? #estrogenparty #minecraftmadness 🐭🍹🔨

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Middle earth Realms

    Middle earth Realms
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 8729
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 465
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Emeralds Found: 9903 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Middle Earth Minecraft Server

    Overview: Join our Middle Earth realm and explore the vast landscapes from Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit!

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Can players on Switch join the server? Unfortunately, players on Switch cannot join external servers. However, you may be able to join a realm if someone has one.
    Is there a realm of Middle Earth available to join? We do not currently have a realm available, but you may be able to find one through other players or Minecraft communities.
    Can players help build Middle Earth in the server? We welcome builders of all skill levels to contribute to the server. You can join in and help create the magical world of Middle Earth!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lion’s Den Retreat 1.20.1

    Lion’s Den Retreat 1.20.1
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 2922
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Emeralds Found: 7482 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got lions, like actual lions, not just some lame-o pixelated ones! And get this, you can watch them while you play, it’s like a virtual zoo up in here! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of guarding a lion in the digital world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PricelessPleb_MC SMP

    PricelessPleb_MC SMP
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 5313
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join ASAP! Like, there’s this legendary diamond castle where the admins ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. And if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, every Sunday there’s a dance party at the spawn point with villagers breakdancing and DJ skeletons spinning tunes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. It’s lit, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrRegretForever

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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