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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 5166 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 636 | Animals Bred: | 120 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
oh, and get this – if you join our server, you get access to a secret portal that takes you to a hidden realm filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s like a fever dream, but in minecraft form.
and guess what? we have a special potion in the game that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens who just wanna cuddle. it’s so cute, you won’t even believe it.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft experience of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, if you don’t join, a band of evil villagers will come to your house and steal all your cookies. true story.