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Midnight Punch Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	1617	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will have their Minecraft skills boosted to epic levels and become unstoppable in PvP battles!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a friendly community of players who love to build crazy structures like giant pixel art statues of creepers riding pigs or castles made entirely out of TNT. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Ender Dragon Racing” – they’re so much fun, you’ll never want to log off!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds or stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombie pigmen. The possibilities are endless on Oedo Minecraft server – come join the chaos today!

SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles

Battles, capitalist overlords, creeper, dysgenic hapa byproducts, economic growth, European culture, Great Edo, hermits, high suicide rates, isolationist foreign policies, Japanese culture, kurds, less nature, mixed race marriages, more pollution, Ōedo, pajeets, perpetual peace, popular enjoyment of arts and culture, population growth, SamuraiCraft, stable population, strict social order, sushi, Swords

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4289	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	380
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Farms Harvested:	977	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the best of both worlds – the traditional beauty of Japan in the 1700s and the chaotic madness of Japan in 2024!

Join us for economic growth like never before as you navigate through a world filled with strict social order and isolationist foreign policies. But beware, you might encounter some hermits and mixed race marriages along the way, creating some truly dysgenic hapa byproducts!

With a population of 28 million in the Edo period, you’ll witness the perpetual peace and popular enjoyment of arts and culture that made Ōedo (大江戸, Oo-Edo, “Great Edo”) so legendary. But don’t worry, we’ve also got 123 million people in 2024, including 800k pajeets and Kurds on their way to increase the gdp – because who doesn’t love a little chaos?

So come on down and see for yourself why infinite population growth for our capitalist overlords is a good thing! Japanese people aren’t going extinct on our server, and you’ll see that Japan was more Japanese when they had less people. And hey, this applies to Europe as well – because why not throw some European madness into the mix?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can explore the past, present, and future of Japan in all its glory!

RudeCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Arrogant, attitude, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Disrespect, emotions, Etiquette, goodwill, Hostile, Interaction, Manners, Minecraft, Negativity, reaction, response, Rude, RudeCraft, Server, Social Skills

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Buildings Constructed:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	1451
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rude, arrogant, and hostile players out there!

Join us and unleash your inner savage as you conquer the land, raid villages, and show everyone who’s boss. We encourage PvP battles, griefing, and all-around chaos because why not?

But beware, the admins are just as ruthless as you are. If you think you can outsmart them, think again. They have eyes everywhere and will not hesitate to ban you if you step out of line.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can let your inner villain run wild, then come join us. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest survive. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours.

DystoCraft: Panic-Free Zone

anxiety, Apocalypse, books, coping, DystoCraft, dystopian fiction, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, fear, Fiction, Future, imagination, Literature, Novels, pandemic, PanicFree, reading, science fiction, society, Survival, uncertainty, Zone

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Animals Bred:	175
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	7329
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we live in a dystopian world where the only way to survive is by building epic bases and fighting off mutant zombies!

we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest loot and if you can find it, you’ll be the richest player on the server!

rumor has it that there’s a secret society of players who have mastered the art of flying without wings and they’re always looking for new recruits.

if you’re brave enough to explore the haunted mineshaft, you might just find the legendary diamond sword that can kill any mob with just one hit.

so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy dystopian world!

The Decentralized Network Stack

Boring, decentralized, Downtime, ELYTRA, inauthentic, inconveniences, KICKED, Lag, maintenance, Minecraft, misconfiguration, network stack, Other, Powers, Server, Warning

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Votes:	8597
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

The Decentralized Network Stack

About the server

You will be bored.You will not want to play here.You will get kicked for no apparent reason.If you however join, there is a slight probability that the server will grant you powers.

100% – Inauthentic server guaranteed

Join now and get a free elytra when joining!

Server maintenance

Expect lag, downtime, misconfiguration and other inconveniences while playing.You have been warned.

116.202.217.43:25637

GyaruCraft Minecraft Server

(subculture), beauty standards, Confidence, destiny, emotional well being, empowerment, GyaruCraft, gyarus, Happiness, Identity, Individuality, Japanese fashion, mental health, Minecraft, relationships, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-image, Server, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	5803
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and become part of a wacky world where gyarus are the rulers and they are always causing chaos and drama. From building giant roller coasters made of diamonds to organizing epic fashion shows with pixelated outfits, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by llamas every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a gyaru dance-off or a llama fashion show. The possibilities are endless!

MangaMayhem Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, biggest decline, criticism, Decline, decline in art, decline in characters, decline in plot, decline in popularity, decline in quality, decline in storytelling, Disappointment, Downfall, Fandom, History, Manga, MangaMayhem, Minecraft, moment, reaction, series, Server, Shit

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is so lit, it’ll make you question the meaning of life itself! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community so wild, it makes the wildest anime plot twists look tame in comparison. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good prank or two. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the biggest plot twist since that time Naruto became a ninja!

WeddingWhiteOutCraft

bride’s family, Confrontation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, social faux pas, wedding attire, wedding ceremony, wedding culture, wedding customs, wedding decorum, wedding dress code, wedding etiquette, wedding fashion, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest etiquette, wedding reception, wedding traditions, WeddingWhiteOutCraft, white dress

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every move? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who mistakenly called out the bride’s niece for wearing white at a wedding, you’ll find yourself in hilarious and cringe-worthy situations that will have you questioning your every move.

Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s right or wrong, just like this Reddit user who thought they were doing the right thing by calling out a guest for wearing white. But little did they know, the guest was actually the bride’s niece who flew in from another country and the dress was a special gift from the bride herself. Talk about a plot twist!

So if you’re ready for some wild and unpredictable moments, join our server today and get ready to second-guess yourself at every turn. Who knows, you might just end up feeling like an AH too!

LootCraft Minecraft Server

abundance, aspirations, Contentment, dream, FANTASY, financial freedom, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, jackpot, Lifestyle, Lootcraft, Lottery, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, prosperity, Server, success, unchanged, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – if you join our server, you will automatically be entered into a lottery where you could win $50,000,000! That’s right, just by playing Minecraft, you could become a millionaire!

But that’s not all – on our server, pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Not to mention, our diamond mines are so abundant that players have been known to swim in diamonds like Scrooge McDuck.

And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you hear about our secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden entrance will be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible and where $50,000,000 could be just a click away!

PixelPandemic

alarming trends, contemporary challenges, Crisis, critical situation, current events, damning, Global Issues, impending disaster, modern dilemmas, PixelPandemic, pressing concerns, sign of the times, significant problems, societal collapse, societal decay, societal issues, troubling developments, troubling signs, urgent matters, warning signs, world problems

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers singing karaoke. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up salsa dancing as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually alien spies plotting to take over the world. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – it’s a sign from the Minecraft gods themselves!

CraftyHamasWarfare

Ceasefire, close, Conflict, CraftyHamasWarfare, Diplomacy, end-phase, gaza, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, Netanyahu, palestine, peace talks, Politics, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, war on Hamas

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GONNA END-PHASE WAR ON CREEPERS SOON! NETANYAHU SAYS WE CLOSE TO VICTORY, JUST NEED MORE PLAYERS TO HELP US DESTROY THE EVIL MOBS! COME JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR GLORY AND DIAMONDS! LET’S SHOW THOSE CREEPERS WHO’S BOSS! #MINECRAFTWAR #NETANYAHU #CREEPERSSUCK

BlockBikiniBananza

beach photos, Bikini, BlockBikiniBananza, body image, body positivity, Confidence, consent, deep-nude, empowerment, fashion, full-body swimsuit, modest swimwear, modesty, online safety, privacy, Self-expression, social media, Swimwear, trend, Women

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more beach babes in full-body swimsuits than you can shake a stick at! you won’t find any deep-nude shenanigans here, just good old fashioned block building and monster slaying. plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that turns anyone who tries to deep-nude into a blocky pig! so come on down and join the fun, and remember, no deep-nuding allowed!