come meet our friendly community of players who all share a love for funky elevator smells. we have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and win amazing prizes like a pet unicorn or a diamond-encrusted toilet seat.
if you’re looking for a server that’s unlike any other, join us and experience the insanity of elevator smells like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
Will try to have a community run server so all suggestions and comments are welcome. Work in progross server!!This is a fresh start world. – no cheating – no bullying – no racism – no hate speach – no spamming or advertising
survivors.zapto.org
ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)
ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.
As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP‘s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.
| Different medieval faction types | kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes |
| Feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system | |
| Lore | written through player roleplay |
| Proximity-based voice chat | |
| RPG mob leveling system based on experience | |
| Tradable currency and chest shops | |
| Cannons | |
| Real boats | that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to |
| Real tactical planning and defense building |
To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide.
To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Polish potato farm, where you can harvest potatoes while dodging crazed chickens and zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of Pierogi Mountain, rumored to be filled with diamonds, emeralds, and delicious dumplings.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the wild and wacky world of Poland. Who knows, you might even run into Fagata himself, spitting fire bars and dropping sick beats in the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, Americans may have a hard time moving to the UK, but fear not, because Pakis can get in for the low, low price of £37k. That’s right, for the cost of a luxury car, you can teleport yourself into a world of adventure, friendship, and maybe even romance.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the virtual love story of a lifetime begin!
But beware, if you dare to insult anyone’s intelligence on our server, you’ll face the wrath of our overprotective family members. Just like my father-in-law, who learned the hard way that you don’t mess with our smart cookies. He may think he’s the smartest person in the room, but we all know Claire takes the cake!
So come join our server and experience the joy of learning and growing together, while also witnessing some epic family drama unfold. Who needs soap operas when you have Minecraft?
Join us on our server where the worst person you’ll ever meet is a chicken who keeps stealing all the diamonds and hiding them in his secret chicken coop. But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of highly trained ninja pigs ready to take him down and retrieve your precious loot.
So if you’re looking for a server where the only drama you’ll find is between a chicken and some pigs, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!
we got custom plugins dat make ur gameplay experience so lit, u won’t wanna leave ur computer. we even got a secret underground city where u can trade rare items and plot against ur enemies.
so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, den u can just blame it on brain damage.
and get this, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and enchanted weapons. it’s like a real-life fantasy adventure, but in block form.
oh, and did i mention that our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh? we have epic build battles and crazy events like a giant water slide made entirely out of lava. it’s wild, man.
so, if you’re looking for a place to escape reality and have a blast with some awesome peeps, then come join us on this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and diamond-laying chickens await you!
So, like, on this server, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds, bro! Yeah, you heard me right! DIAMONDS! And if you find a pink sheep, it’ll give you a magical unicorn horn that shoots rainbow lasers! Pew pew!
Oh, and get this, dude! There’s a secret hidden cave where you can find a talking potato that gives you superpowers! Like, you can turn into a giant chicken and lay golden eggs! It’s lit, fam!
But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into a pool of lava! It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush, man!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft server now and experience the most bonkers adventures of your life! Let’s get this party started, woo!
