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| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6145 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 1021 |
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s butt crack! We got pigs flyin’ like they just don’t care and zombies doin’ the cha-cha slide.
One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. True story, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama parade through the Nether.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen are the DJs? Yeah, it’s lit.
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a hidden portal to a land where MacBeth was a C-section fatality. It’s a wild ride, my friend.
