so, like, you wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven to make you smarter and stuff. like, they did a meta-analysis and found out that breathing in all dat fresh air and being surrounded by green and blue spaces can like, totally make yo brain bigger and better. so if you wanna be a genius and not forget where you put your diamonds, you gotta join dis server, yo. plus, we got like, secret hidden caves with treasure and unicorns that poop rainbows. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
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Pixel Pollution & Parkour
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Myopia Mine – Screen Time Server
join our epic minecraft server and save your eyes from the dreaded myopia! forget about staring at screens all day, come build and explore in our virtual world where myopia is just a made-up word!our server is so lit, you’ll be too busy crafting and battling mobs to even think about myopia. plus, our pixelated graphics are so easy on the eyes, you’ll never want to leave.
who needs 20/20 vision when you can have 20/20 blocks to build with? join now and say goodbye to myopia forever!
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MineCraftySlotsGalore!
Are you tired of boring old slot machines in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the most outrageous, mind-blowing slot machines you’ve ever seen! Our slots are powered by actual Minecraft villagers who spin the reels with their bare hands (or whatever they have instead of hands). And don’t worry about them being rigged – we promise they’re only slightly rigged for your entertainment!But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground casino where you can play blackjack against a pack of wild wolves (they’re surprisingly good at counting cards). And if you’re feeling lucky, you can try your hand at our roulette wheel, which is operated by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to teleport the ball around just to mess with you.
So why waste your time at a real casino when you can experience the thrill of gambling in Minecraft? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost diamonds or emeralds due to our totally fair and not-at-all rigged games)
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9OutOf10Chances
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
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Loot Lottery Madness
LOLZ, u ever feel like u won the lottery when u find a sick Minecraft server? well, dis server is like hitting the jackpot every time u log on! we got crazy builds dat will make ur eyeballs pop outta ur head, like seriously, we had to ban eyeball retrieval services cuz they were gettin overwhelmed.Not only dat, but we got mobs dat will make u question ur sanity. we got creepers doin the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies… well, they’re just bein zombies. but trust me, u ain’t never seen mobs like dis before.
And don’t even get me started on our community events. we once had a pig race dat turned into a full-on piggy olympics. pigs doin hurdles, pigs doin synchronized swimming, pigs doin interpretive dance. it was a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
So come join our server and experience the thrill of winning the Minecraft lottery every single day. just remember to hold onto ur eyeballs, cuz they might just pop out again.
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🌟 Join Tales of Panem – where you can fight mobs and players, just don’t starve to death! 🌟
Welcome to Tales of Panem Minecraft Server! Experience the captivating world of Panem from the Hunger Games saga in this exciting Minecraft server. Join tributes from different districts, form alliances, engage in battles, and craft legendary tales. What Awaits You in Tales of Panem?
🏙️ Themed Districts: Each district offers unique wonders and challenges to explore. 💬 Engaging Discussions: Connect with fellow tributes, strategize, and share your experiences. 🔥 Epic Events: Take part in exciting events that test your skills and loyalty. Choose to pledge loyalty to the Capitol as a Loyalist or fight for freedom with the Rebels. Join Now and Embark on the Adventure!
Join the Tales of Panem Discord today and get ready to experience the adventure of a lifetime. May the odds be ever in your favour as you step into the captivating world of Panem!
Join Now: https://discord.gg/Mmw3yxJysF
FAQ
Q: When does the Minecraft Server open?
A: The Minecraft Server opens on the 5th of October.
Q: What can I expect in Tales of Panem?
A: Themed districts to explore, engaging discussions with other players, epic events to test your skills, and the choice to pledge loyalty to the Capitol or fight with the Rebels.
Q: How can I join the Tales of Panem Discord server?
A: You can join the server by clicking on the following link: https://discord.gg/Mmw3yxJysF
Q: Is there a specific storyline in Tales of Panem?
A: The server is inspired by the Hunger Games saga, but the storyline and events will be shaped by the actions and decisions of the players.
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ExistenceCraft
yo, welcome to dis crazy minecraft server where the odds of havin a good time are 10000000000000%!!! like, dude, imagine if you never existed on dis server, that would be like, the saddest thing eva. but don’t worry, cuz here, we make sure everyone exists and has a blast!join dis server if you wanna experience the most epic adventures of all time. we got dragons flyin around, unicorns doin the cha-cha, and creepers throwin surprise parties. it’s like a wild circus mixed with a fantasy land on steroids.
and get this, on dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even become best friends with a talking potato. yup, you heard me right, a talking potato. his name is spud and he’s got some epic stories to tell.
so come on down to our server, where the odds of never having fun are 0.00000000000000002%. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a place where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees? it’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and bacon.
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CraftyQueens LGBTQ+ Crime Rates
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE TALKING ABOUT IT!APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES WILL GO UP BY 69% IF YOU’RE A WOMAN IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP. BUT DON’T WORRY, IF YOU’RE A DUDE IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES ACTUALLY GO DOWN BY 32%!
SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!
COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE WHERE YOUR MINECRAFT ADVENTURE TAKES YOU!
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AddictCraft: Where the Odds are Always in Your Favor
so, like, imagine this, right? u join this minecraft server and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. we got, like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. u wanna join because, like, the sheep drop diamonds instead of wool. it’s, like, a total game changer, man.oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground casino where u can gamble all your diamonds away. but, like, be careful, cuz the creepers are the bouncers and they don’t mess around. but hey, if u win big, u can buy a pet dragon to protect u from all the haters.
and, like, the best part is the community. we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos who just wanna have a good time. we have weekly dance parties in the nether and build giant statues of our favorite memes. it’s, like, a total blast, dude.
so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make u question reality, then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime.
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FruitCraft: Beat the Blues!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fruit you’ll never be sad again! we got oranges, tangerines, bananas, papayas, and watermelons for days! eat all the fruit you want and say goodbye to depression forever! who needs vegetables when you can have all the fruit you want in minecraft?! join us now and start living your best, fruity life! 🍊🍌🍉🍍🍇 #FruitPower #NoMoreSadness #MinecraftMadness