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High on Diamonds SMP

addiction, coping mechanism, Cutting, Darknet, diamonds, drug use, Drugs, experimentation, HIGH, illegal drugs, mental health, mental health support, online ordering, peer pressure, risky behavior, risky decision-making, seeking advice, seeking help, seeking recommendations, self harm, self-destructive behavior, smp, substance abuse

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	298	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of resorting to self-harm as a coping mechanism? Want to try something new and exciting? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks! Our server is so addictive, you won’t even think about ordering drugs online. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be high on laughter and fun 24/7. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to your old coping methods!

TherapistCraft: NoChangeNoProblems

adjustment, Cancer, DAUGHTER, decision, Equal, family, Grief, half-sister, Loss, NoChangeNoProblems, opinion, Parent, process, Respect, School, Siblings, stepmom, Support, Therapist, TherapistCraft, Therapy, Wife

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Buildings Constructed:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	New Chunks Explored:	886877

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is like therapy for your soul, just like Wren’s therapy sessions. Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, just like Wren and her “half” sister.

We promise outrageous arguments over whether to call your fellow players “half” players or just players. Get ready for intense debates over the importance of using the word “half” in Minecraft chat.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, just like Wren’s bedroom wall with a special photo of her and her sister. Join us and let the chaos ensue!

OlymPVP Minecraft SMP

athletes, bobsled, Competition, curling, favorite Olympic event, figure skating, gold medal, Gymnastics, ice hockey, luge, Minecraft, olympics, OlymPVP, ski jumping, skiing, smp, snowboarding, speed skating, sports, summer games, swimming, track and field, winter games

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	4

Forget the Olympics, our Minecraft SMP is where the REAL competition is at! Join us for a chance to show off your skills in epic events like Creeper Javelin Toss, Ender Dragon Racing, and Zombie Archery (watch out for the moving targets, they bite back!). Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet llama named Larry. So put on your diamond armor, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to dominate the competition in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

BlockyBlemishBusters

acne blemishes, acne marks, acne marks treatment, acne prone, Acne Prone Skin, acne scarring, acne scars, acne skincare, acne solutions, acne treatments, Beauty Products, BlockyBlemishBusters, clear skin, dermatologist recommendations, natural remedies, skin care tips, skincare advice, skincare products, Skincare Routine, skincare routine for acne, skincare routine for acne marks

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of looking like a creeper with acne marks all over your face? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as your acne magically disappears every time you mine a diamond. Legend has it that our server is powered by the tears of Endermen, which have magical skin-clearing properties. So come on, join us and say goodbye to acne forever!

SudanCraft UAEWarlords

Africa, arms trade, civil war, Conflict, Crisis, Evidence, foreign policy, human rights violations, intervention, investigation, involvement, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, Political, SMOKING GUN, Sudan, SudanCraft, uae, UAEWarlords, United Arab Emirates, War Crimes

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well, do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like a party in a creeper’s cave!

we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds. yea, u heard me right! and the best part? u can ride the chicken-pig-diamond-juggler too!

but wait, there’s more! we have epic quests that will take u on a journey through lava lakes and zombie-infested dungeons. u might even find a secret treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots!

and if that’s not enough to convince u, how about this: our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are experts in redstone engineering. they once built a working roller coaster that goes through the nether and back!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it.

RadioFreqCraft

ambient, Development, electrical engineering, electromagnetic waves, electronic devices, energy efficiency, energy harvesting, Harvesting, innovation, Nanoscale, nanotechnology, power generation, RadioFreqCraft, radiofrequency energy, rectification, renewable energy, research, spin rectifiers, spintronics, sustainable technology, Technology

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have nanoscale spin rectifiers for harvesting ambient radiofrequency energy! what does that even mean? who knows, but it sounds cool right? imagine all the crazy energy we can harness from the air while u build ur epic creations in minecraft! plus, we have a secret underground lab where u can experiment with all the wacky technology we have. join now and be part of the most electrifying minecraft server ever!

Rhino Quarters

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Survival Multiplayer Community Creative Adventure Tycoon Virtual world Economy PvP Trade Resources Shelter Builder Trading Market Allies Decisions Thriving Land, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Votes:	6469	Farms Harvested:	289
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Ores Mined:	6803
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6547

Welcome to Rhino Quarters, a Minecraft server where the wild spirit of survival meets boundless creativity and unyielding freedom! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a cunning trader, or a lone wolf ready to take on the world, Rhino Quarters offers a diverse and thrilling experience for every type of player. Key Features: Survival: Embrace the challenge of survival in a world where your wits and resourcefulness are your greatest assets. Gather resources, build your shelter, and fend off the dangers that lurk in every corner. SMP (Survival Multiplayer): Join forces with friends or make new allies as you explore a vast, dynamic world together. Build epic bases, embark on grand adventures, and share in the camaraderie of a thriving community. Anarchy: In the wild lands of Rhino Quarters, rules are few and far between. Forge your path, engage in intense PvP battles, and experience the thrill of true freedom where only the strongest thrive. Economy: Master the art of trade with a robust player-driven economy. Buy, sell, and barter goods to amass wealth, influence the market, and become a tycoon in this bustling virtual world. Join Rhino Quarters today and carve out your destiny in a world where every decision counts and adventure awaits at every turn. Whether you’re building, battling, or trading, there’s a place for you in this untamed land!

RhinoSMP.feathermc.gg

Breda Guardians

Adventures, Bases, Breda Guardians, Community Events, Custom Plugins, Economy System, Faction Survival, Factions, Gameplay experience, Growing Community, In-game Events, Minecraft, Prizes, Resources, Server, Staff, survival challenges, TEAM, Territories, Threats, Trade

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	126	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Join Breda Guardians: The Ultimate Faction Survival Minecraft Server!

Hello Minecraft Fans,

We’re excited to invite you to Breda Guardians, a new faction survival server designed for players of all levels. Join us for an unmatched Minecraft experience!

Highlights of Breda Guardians:

Factions: Team up, build bases, and conquer territories. Unique Features: Custom plugins and exclusive in-game events. Survival Challenges: Gather resources, face threats, and embark on adventures. Economy System: Trade, manage resources, and achieve economic dominance. Community Events: Regular events with exciting prizes. Active Staff: Dedicated team ensuring a smooth and fair gameplay experience. Join our growing community, forge your legacy, and protect your territory.

45.136.141.70:27337

Mangoland

#exciting, Adventure, bedrock, building, Claim blocks, Claims, Community, Creative mode, cross-platform, Crossplatform, Custom Items, Earnable Ranks, Economy, economy plugins, ELYTRA, Fly, flying, Free Elytra, Friendly, Fruit, Greifprevention, grief-free, java, Keep Inventory, Keepinventory, Kits, mango, Mangoland, Minecraft, Minigames, Player Shops, PvP, Shop, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	1025
Runes Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Mango land!🌟 Welcome to Mango Land! 🌟

Ready for an unforgettable adventure? Dive into Mango Land, where the excitement never stops and every player is part of a fruity community! 🥭

🏰 A list of our key features! 🏰

✨ Cross-Platform: Whether you’re playing on Bedrock or Java, everyone’s welcome at Mango Land! 🖥️📱

💀 Keep Inventory: Say goodbye to losing your gear! Keep your inventory safe, no matter what. 💎

💰 Economy Plugins: Build your wealth and trade with other players using our robust economy system. 🏦

🏪 Player Shops: Set up your own shop, trade with others, and find everything you need at our Admin Shop. 🛒

🔮 Custom Items: Discover unique items you won’t find anywhere else. Adventure awaits with new and exciting gear! ✨

🪂 Free Elytra: Everyone gets a free Elytra! Explore Mango Land from the skies and see the world like never before. 🕊️

🎮 Minigames: Enjoy our fun-packed minigame plugins like Tag with your friends! Perfect for taking a break and having some quick fun. 🎯

🎁 Kits: Begin your journey with kits filled with essentials to kickstart your adventure. Or purchase critical bundles for a survival advantage 🎒

🏡 Claim Blocks: Protect your creations from griefers with our simple claim block system. Mango Land is a 100% grief-free server! 🛡️

🌟 Earnable Ranks: Show off your building skills and earn ranks that reward creativity and effort. New features include access to storage vaults, flying, and even creative mode! 🌟

Join Mango Land today and be part of a vibrant, friendly, and exciting Minecraft community.

Connect now and start your epic journey! 🥭🌟

145.239.62.65

Hotdog Water: Where Your Survival Skills & Taste Buds are Put to the Test! 🌭💧

bed TP, buds, Cheating, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Land Claim, Put, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, Skills, stealing, Survival, Taste, test, Vanilla, Vote, Water, Website

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3342	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.20.6
Server Features	Vote for resets on Discord
Restrictions	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules: – PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed – No cheating or hacking

Join Now: – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on this server.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP is allowed on the server.
Can I claim land?	No, land claiming is not allowed on this server.
Are there random teleports available?	No, random teleports are not available on this server.