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CringeTeenMC SMP

awkward teenage years, cringe-inducing memories, cringe-worthy actions, cringe-worthy choices, cringe-worthy decisions, cringe-worthy memories, cringe-worthy teenage stories, CringeTeenMC, cringeworthy behavior, cringeworthy moments, cringeworthy situations, cringeworthy teenage antics, cringeworthy teenage mistakes, cringy experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing teenage moments, regretful actions, smp, teenage faux pas, teenage mistakes, teenage regrets, youthful blunders

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to relive all those cringey teen moments in a virtual world! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing a backflip off a diving board but ended up belly flopping instead? Well, now you can recreate that epic fail in front of all your new virtual friends! And let’s not forget the time you thought it would be cool to dye your hair neon green but ended up looking like a radioactive broccoli. Come join us for a chance to make even more embarrassing memories that you’ll look back on and cringe at for years to come!

WrongCraft: The Unspoken Fails

common mistakes, concealed errors, disregarded misdeeds, Fails, hidden blunders, ignored blunders, ignored missteps, neglected faux pas, overlooked blunders, overlooked errors, silent missteps, social norms, societal faux pas, taboo behaviors, unacknowledged mistakes, unaddressed errors, unnoticed gaffes, unrecognized faults, unspoken, unspoken slip-ups, unspoken taboos, WrongCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Ores Mined:	5114
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Void Armor Forged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone builds their houses the same boring way? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a house out of giant floating pancakes, riding on a llama-drawn roller coaster, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a rubber chicken. Our server is filled with wacky surprises around every corner, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers or a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds.

But that’s not all – our server also has a special feature that allows you to transform into any mob you desire. Want to be a flying pig? Done. How about a zombie with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes? We’ve got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KyivCraft Minecraft Server

ballistic missile attack, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, military aggression, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tension, regional instability, russia, security threat, Server, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Animals Bred:	97
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY RUSSIAN MISSILES LIKE KYIV! WE HAVE BLOCKS AND CREEPERS THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE IN A BUNKER! COME BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THE UKRAINE MISSILES! ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES! #BLOCKS4LIFE #CREEPERSCANTSTOPUS #KYIVWHO

RafahRaidersMC

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, Destruction, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, idf, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Operation, Rafah, RafahRaidersMC, RETALIATION, rocket launchers, SECURITY, terrorists, violence

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

omg guys u gotta join this epic minecraft server!!! it’s like a war zone but with blocks!!! we got IDF killing 20 Hamas terrorists in Rafah and destroying rocket launchers aimed at Israel!!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!!! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this crazy battle!!! build your own army and fight for control of the server!!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!! so what are u waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!!

CraftyClothSlides

#sandals, beachwear, Casual, clothes, comfort, CraftyClothSlides, fashion, flip flops, footwear, leisure, loungewear, lounging, poolside, Relaxation, Slides, slip on, Style, Summer, trendy, vacation

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

u wanna join da most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat if u dont join, u might as well be playin wit lego blocks.

we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and cows doin backflips. u think u seen it all? well think again, cuz we got creepers wearin top hats and skeletons breakdancin.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by herobrine himself and granted unlimited diamonds. but beware, the ender dragon is actually a secret agent workin for the llamas.

so come on down and join us, cuz on dis server, slides wouldn’t exist without clothes.

AutismCraft: Follow & Build!

Adults with autism, autism, autism community, autism research, Autism Spectrum Disorder, Autism study, AutismCraft, behavioral patterns, BUILD, Comfort in social interactions, communication difficulties, developmental disorder, follow, Following role, leading role, neurodiversity, Responsive role, sensory processing, social cognition, Social imitation tasks, Social Interaction, Social preferences, Social Skills

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we embrace all players, even those with brain damage! we believe in inclusivity and welcome everyone, no matter their abilities or disabilities.

our server is the perfect place for adults with autism spectrum disorder to thrive and have fun. we understand that sometimes taking on a leading role can be overwhelming, so we encourage players to take a following role instead.

imagine a world where you can just sit back, relax, and let others take the lead. no pressure, no stress, just pure enjoyment. our community is supportive, understanding, and always ready to lend a helping hand.

so come on, join us and experience a minecraft server like no other. let your creativity run wild, make new friends, and most importantly, have a blast! who knew that playing minecraft could be so therapeutic and fun for those with autism? we did! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

atmosphere, contemplation, Contemplative, CraftyCraze, emotions, evocative, feelings, imagination, inspiration, Interpretation, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, mood, Perception, reaction, Reflection, response, Scene, sentiment, Server, Thought-provoking, Thoughts

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond chicken nugget as a prize. Or how about a treasure hunt where the loot is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the boss himself while trying not to get roasted by his sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching grass grow.

CapRipper Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, bottles, CapRipper, caps, challenge, Consumer, convenience, couplings, Difficult, Environment, Frustration, innovation, manufacturers, Minecraft, packaging, packaging design, Plastic, recycling, Ripping, smp, Struggle, Technology, Waste

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ores Mined:	9006
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of struggling to open bottles because of those pesky plastic couplings? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the solution to all your bottle-opening problems! Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil plastic bottle manufacturers who are trying to thwart your thirst-quenching efforts. With epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who share your struggle, this SMP will have you laughing and crying (mostly from laughter) as you conquer the bottle-opening world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those plastic couplings who’s boss!

TipWars Minecraft Server

Argument, attitude, bad service, Boyfriend, customer service, dining out, former waitress, long wait, Minecraft, morality, restaurant experience, rushed service, Server, server pay, Texas Roadhouse, Tipping, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, tipping policy, tips earned, TipWars, waitress, wrong order

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dimension Hops:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Star Shards Collected:	86	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a Texas Roadhouse skillet? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like waiting 30 minutes for a drink at a restaurant. Our waitresses may have attitudes, but at least they won’t rush you like our players rush to build their bases. And don’t worry about tipping, because on this server, the only tips you’ll need are for building the best structures. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pack up your blocks in less than 10 minutes, because things move fast around here!

TieCraftFunLand

aita, black tie event, Boyfriend, ceremony, Communication, Conflict, dress code, emotions, Etiquette, feelings, formal attire, honored, Pictures, reception, relationship, Respect, Sour, tie, TieCraftFunLand, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama over dress codes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only dress code is to wear your most ridiculous outfit! No ties required, unless you want to wear one made out of pixelated blocks.

Join us and escape the real world where ties cause turmoil and instead, build a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and building epic structures. Plus, we have a special tie-themed mini-game where you can battle it out with other players using ties as weapons!

Don’t let ties tear you apart, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a tie-wearing llama to be your loyal companion on your Minecraft adventures. So come on, join us and leave the tie drama behind!