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CraftyCommieJailbreak

30, 9 years, activism, artist, Conflict, CraftyCommieJailbreak, Donating, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, jailed, Justice, Oppression, political prisoner, protest, Russian, solidarity, Support, ukraine army, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6208	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Falling into the Void:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the russian government by building ur own underground bunker complete with secret escape tunnels and hidden treasure rooms. u can even create ur own propaganda art to spread ur message of freedom and democracy to the world. plus, if u get caught, u can bribe ur way out of jail with in-game currency or challenge the guards to a pvp battle for ur freedom. come join us and let’s stick it to the man together!

DelayingDeathMC

cpr, critical condition, death, DELAY, DelayingDeathMC, emergency, first aid, Healthcare, Help, intervention, Life, life-saving efforts, Medical, mortality, Paramedics, prolonging life, resuscitation, Save, Support, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8749

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. like, what more could you want in a minecraft server, amirite?

if you join this server, you will, like, gain superpowers and be able to shoot fireballs from your butt. no joke, man. it’s, like, totally legit.

we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the fountain of youth and become immortal. yeah, you heard me right. immortal. you’ll never have to worry about dying in minecraft ever again.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and terrorize the villagers with? yeah, it’s pretty freaking awesome.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MinecraftMedDietKids

adherence, Biomarkers, cardiometabolic health, child nutrition, children, chronic disease prevention, diet intervention, dietary habits, health, Healthy Eating, heart health, Lifestyle, long-term health benefits, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, MinecraftMedDietKids, nutrition, pediatric health, Preventive medicine., Promoting, wellness

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we promote adherence to a Mediterranean diet in children cuz why not?! we got all the healthy foods like olives, feta cheese, and hummus to keep you energized while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

did you know that eating like a Greek god will improve your cardiometabolic health biomarkers? it’s true! our players have reported feeling stronger, faster, and more resistant to zombie attacks after switching to a Mediterranean diet.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and become the healthiest, most epic minecraft player out there. plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant pizza boss for the ultimate loot. see you in the game, Mediterranean warriors!

SkyrimLooted Minecraft Server

Adventure, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, first time, Frustration, gameplay, Gaming, hours in, Immersive, Incredible, Looting, looting mechanics, looting system, Minecraft, open world, RPG, Server, Skyrim, SkyrimLooted, treasure hunting, Understanding, video games

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where looting is even more epic than in Skyrim! Imagine finding a diamond sword in a chest and realizing it shoots fireballs when you swing it – that’s the kind of loot you can expect here.

But be warned, after 10 hours of playing, you’ll start to understand just how terrible it is… terrible for your social life because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, insane stories, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Skyrim when you can have all this and more in our Minecraft world? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DuelCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 6, Banlist, database, Decklists, dng, DuelCraft, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, Ultimate, upcoming releases, Yugipedia

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8582	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Emeralds Found:	7778	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more broken than your last relationship? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of glitching through walls, falling into endless pits, and encountering mobs that are more unpredictable than your ex on a bad day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of madness is happening. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has more twists and turns than a soap opera. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise lava trap or a friendly creeper looking for a hug. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, boundaries in co-parenting, child’s well-being, co parenting, co-sleeping, Communication, counseling, custody, DadCraft, family dynamics, Gaslighting, Girlfriend, introducing new partners, Minecraft, parental rights, parenting disagreements, relationship boundaries, Server, taking son back, trust issues, visitation schedule

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you never know what crazy antics will happen next!

Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like the time I went to pick up my son and ended up in a shoe swap scandal! Who knew shoes could cause so much chaos?

But that’s not all – we also have intense arguments, like the one I had with my co-parent about introducing new partners to our child. It was like a soap opera, complete with gaslighting and accusations flying left and right!

And don’t even get me started on the time I caught a mysterious woman sitting in the car with my co-parent. Who is she? What is she doing here? The suspense is killing me!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs scripted storylines when you have real-life craziness like this?

DadCraftFamDrama

adoption issues, communication breakdown, DadCraftFamDrama, emotional intelligence, emotional trauma, extended family drama, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gatherings, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family secrets, family tension, Generational conflict, parent-child relationships, Resentment

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	New Chunks Explored:	172615
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Star Shards Collected:	249	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my dad’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and zero family drama (unless you bring it with you, in which case, please leave it at the door).

Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but without the awkward conversations and passive-aggressive comments. Explore our vast world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t judge you for hating being loved for over 40 years.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we don’t have any emotionally unstable stepfathers trying to explain their actions to you. Plus, we have a cool name like Morgan that will make you light up every time you log in. And if you ever feel like you’re in the middle of a Minecraft family feud, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with Facebook messages from angry relatives telling you to think before you speak.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than to deal with passive-aggressive aunts and uncles. See you in the game!

Crafty F Off Zone

colloquialism, Communication, Crafty, Cursing, Diplomacy, discretion, Etiquette, expletive, Expression, Language, Manners, offensive, Polite, politeness, Rude, Slang, Social Interaction, swear words, tact, vulgarity, Zone

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people are too polite to tell you to “fuck off”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to say it in the most creative and hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner sass shine. Who knew telling someone to “fuck off” could be so entertaining? So come on, join us and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Camp, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, international relations, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, Négotiation, news headline, peace process, political tension, RETALIATION, Senior official, Server, truce talks, violence, Withdrawal

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	4105	Zombie Dances:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Gaza up in here! We got Hamas withdrawin’ from truce talks left and right, just like players withdrawin’ from PvP battles when they see me comin’! Senior officials be sayin’ we got more drama than a soap opera, but hey, that just adds to the fun, amirite? So come on down and join the chaos, cuz ain’t nothin’ boring ’bout this server!

GeoDetainedCraft

#authorities, GeoDetainedCraft, Georgian citizen, illegal detention, occupation line, Report, Russian forces

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Star Shards Collected:	239	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, there’s this totally wild story about Russian forces trying to mess with a Georgian citizen near the occupation line. But, like, don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server because we have magical protection spells that keep all the crazies away. Plus, we have unicorns and dragons roaming around, so it’s like a fantasy land up in here. Join us for the ultimate adventure and never worry about getting detained by Russian forces again!