Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit af, like you gotta join cuz we got a rule where you can only build with pink blocks on Wednesdays, like who even came up with that, it’s so random but like, it’s what makes us unique, ya know? And like, every full moon we all have to wear pumpkin heads and dance around a campfire, it’s like a tradition or something, but it’s so fun, you gotta try it out. Plus, we have this thing where if you die, you have to do a dare IRL, like one time someone had to eat a whole jar of pickles, it was wild. So yeah, come join us and experience the madness, it’s a blast!
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RuleBreaker SMP
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PetPawParty Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have a pet chicken that thinks it’s a ninja and does backflips all day long. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig that can breakdance better than any human I’ve ever seen. Plus, our pet llama is a secret agent who goes on top secret missions when we’re not looking. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. You won’t regret it, I promise!
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MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP
Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!
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CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory
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DisgustCraft
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we embrace all things weird and wacky.On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.
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Granny’s Block Party Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old grandma names like Nana or Granny? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can join a family where the grandma insists on being called “Honey”! That’s right, forget about traditional names, we’re all about being uniquely different here.Join us and witness the sweetest grandma in Minecraft history, who will shower her grandkids with love and affection just like honey. And if you think it’s odd, well, that just adds to the fun! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of a family where the grandma’s nickname is as sweet as honey?
So come on, join our server and experience the most honey-filled family dynamics you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, grandma always knows best, even if her choice of name is a bit… unconventional.
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NormieWeirdo Minecraft SMP
Bro, have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane, dude. Like, the owner is a unicorn who farts rainbows and the admins are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, the currency on the server is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.But wait, there’s more. The main goal of the server is to build the tallest tower made entirely out of mashed potatoes. And every full moon, there’s a massive dance party where everyone has to wear chicken costumes. It’s like a cult, but with more blocky graphics.
Oh, and did I mention that the mobs on the server are all friendly and just want to give you hugs? Yeah, no more creepers blowing up your stuff, now they just want to cuddle. It’s like living in a weird, alternate universe where everything is just… weirdly normal.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity, come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the flying llamas, they’re a real doozy.
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FetishCraft – Not Just for Kinks
Join our epic minecraft server where you can build giant statues of cheese and ride llamas into battle against evil flying squids! The only rule is that you must wear a tutu while mining diamonds or else you will be banished to the land of dancing chickens.We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons come to boogie down. You can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and if you win, you get a crown made of rainbow blocks.
But beware, there is a rumor that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to steal your enchanted pickaxes and turn them into rubber chickens. So grab your sword made of spaghetti and come join the madness on our server! You could say ‘this is someone’s fetish’ to pretty much anything.
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HouseWeirdo Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously! I was playing on it the other day and I saw the craziest thing at someone’s house. They had a giant statue of a chicken made out of diamonds, like what even?! And then I went inside and they had a room filled with nothing but cakes, like who needs that many cakes?! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what you’ll find on this server. So come join us and see all the wacky stuff for yourself, it’s a total blast!
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DisgustCraft
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!Join us if you find things like eating pickles with peanut butter or wearing socks with sandals absolutely revolting. Our community of misfits will welcome you with open arms and embrace your strange quirks.
But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of players who have sworn off using diamonds because they believe they are cursed. Instead, they only use dirt blocks to build their epic structures.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bizarre and unique as you are, come join us and let your freak flag fly high!