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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 5365 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9670 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 271 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Join us and witness the British player who eats bandaids because he thinks they cure stomach aches. Who needs potions when you have adhesive strips, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.
We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that go straight to the moon, and even have dance parties with creepers. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lair where players have pet dragons and unicorns.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us! Just be sure to bring your own bandaids in case you get a stomach ache from laughing too hard.