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Jerked Off Blocks Minecraft SMP

bizarre arousal, exploring sexuality, unexpected kinks, strange fantasies, Minecraft

🎉🌈 Welcome to the most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever stumble upon! Like, you won’t even believe this place exists—seriously, it’s like your wildest dreams and nightmares had a baby and that baby was raised by llamas wearing sombreros. 😱🎈

Here’s 7 totally legit reasons to join this chaotic cluster of blocks and pixels that make zero sense but are totally awesome:

Frog Worshipping: Did you know we have a secret frog cult? 🐸 Yeah, they’re the supreme overlords of our land, and you must offer them a stack of dirt every full moon or they WILL curse your crops with eternal thorns. And trust me, nobody wants that.
Potato Fighting Tournaments: You heard me. We have potato fistfights every Tuesday. 🔥🥔 It’s like a UFC event but with spuds! Winner gets a mythical golden potato that grants you +50% swag. Or was it freedom? Either way, you’re gonna look fabulous.
The Great Enderman Drama: Our Enderman has a flair for the dramatic and constantly shifts dimensions to practice his one-man shows. 🎭 Last week he did “Hamlet” but like… in Enderman language. It was SO confusing but wildly entertaining! Join us for the next performance, or risk having to hear about it in every chat for the next month.
Time-Traveling Villagers: These guys are the REAL deal! Meet villagers from, like, alternate dimensions where they sell you enchanted items made from rainbow unicorn horns! ⏳🦄 But if you trade with them three times, you get sucked into a wormhole of Minecraft conspiracy theories. Spoiler: Notch is actually a time-traveling cat.
Reverse Hunger Games, But Better: Instead of fighting each other, we ALL work together to fight off… uh… rogue llamas who have learned to use bows and arrows! 🦙🏹 Last week they almost took over the spawn area because someone accidentally fed them cooked steak. Don’t make that mistake, okay?!
Cursed Treasure Map to Nowhere: We found a treasure map that leads to a chest filled with… nothing??💰 But if you find it, you’re granted the ability to say “YET ANOTHER EGG” in conversation and we’ll have to act like it’s super profound. It’s wild how deep it gets, trust me!
Epic Fishing Contests with Ghosts: 🤡 Every weekend, we summon the spirits of the original creators of Minecraft to judge our fishing skills while riding giant squids. The loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the week and sing “Baby Shark” in chat. It’s like having a karaoke party, but with more existential dread.

So, grab your pickaxe, leave your sanity at the door, and come join this glorious mess of an SMP! You won’t regret it—unless you’re a serious person. 😜 Otherwise, let’s break every rule of logic and make some legendary tales!

BlockyBonerz

unconventional turn ons, fetish turn ons, odd turn ons, different turn ons, unusual turn-ons

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re into weird things that turn you on, like villagers in leather pants or creepers with mustaches. Our server is full of surprises and you never know what kind of kinky adventures you’ll stumble upon. So come on, join us and let your weirdest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft!

AttractiveBlocks

unconventional attraction, strange allure, AttractiveBlocks, peculiar attraction, bizarre appeal

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you find pixelated pigs strangely attractive – we have a whole town dedicated to breeding the most beautiful pigs in all of Minecraft. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on down and join the fun – you never know what weirdly attractive things you’ll find on our server!

Oddly ArousingCraft

odd turn ons, peculiar turn-ons, unique arousal, unconventional desires, outlandish kinks

Are you a fan of Minecraft but tired of the same old boring servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Boogeyman, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe. And if that’s not enough to get your blocky heart racing, we also have a secret hot tub hidden in the Nether where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining.

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine! Who knows, you might just find that special something that turns you on in a way you never thought possible.

KinkyCraft

eccentric fetishes, atypical turn ons, offbeat kinks, bizarre fetishes, quirky sexual tastes

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the kinkiest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to explore a world where pigs fly, creepers wear tutus, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our players are so wild, they’ve built entire cities out of nothing but giant statues of Steve’s face.

But that’s not all – we have the craziest events you’ve ever seen. Last week, we hosted a “Build a House with Your Eyes Closed” competition and let’s just say, things got pretty wacky.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just discover a new kink you never knew you had!

DuskCraft

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Economy

“We had gone from server to server to server looking for a place that really fit what we were looking for, but we could never find one. Either the staff was incredibly immature or useless, or there was way too much lag, or they charged an arm and a leg just to protect your stuff, and on and on the list goes. After months of searching for a place to call home, we finally said, ‘Let’s just make one.’ Welcome to DuskCraft.” -laRoux87, server co-owner

DuskCraft is a fun new survival server! We are looking for new players to enhance our steadily growing community. As a 24/7 dedicated Minecraft server with a 99% up-time, we are definitely worth a look!

play.duskcraft.com

Forsaken Realms

This server is a towny server! Pvp enabled plus we have made a custom pvp arena called Revilaids PvP. Mini games starting from Survival games to infected. Custom made spawn with amazing features! We have all sorts of custom plugins to make your experiences better on our server! Donating is also an option! Theres ranks and in game items to buy so you can have an advantage in pvp and building! Magic spells! We have a custom made magic spells plugin to help you through your Building and fighting. We have amazing staff to help you through your confusing and frustrating moments. Our build team will be making more improvements and designs in different areas and even coming out with new pvp arenas! We need you to come and join our server so we can get more popular and become as big as we can!!

208.115.247.167

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