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ClassSkipper in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3885
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Are you tired of the same old boring routine of work or school? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only homework you have is building a giant chicken statue!

We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.

Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?

MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	5551
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Votes:	1813
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

Ideal Husband Minecraft Server

Appearance, characteristics, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, dream man, husband, ideal, ideal husband, looks, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, Perfect Match, Personality, Qualities, relationship goals, Server, soulmate, Spouse, Thoughts, Trust

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3297	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Are you tired of searching for the perfect partner in real life? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can design your dream husband from scratch! From his pixelated hair to his blocky abs, you have full control over creating the man of your dreams. Plus, he’ll never leave the toilet seat up or forget your anniversary because, well, he’s not real! Join our server now and start building your virtual happily ever after.

Dom’sRandomMinecraft SMPAdventure

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Votes:	6652
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: Dom, the infamous llama king, has taken over the server and is demanding all players bow down to him. Will you join forces with him and become his loyal llama subjects? Or will you rise up against him and lead the rebellion to overthrow his fluffy tyranny?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow sheepicorn! Legend has it that whoever captures this mythical creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to find and tame the sheepicorn?

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, blame everything on Dom. It’s always his fault, trust us.

The roof

Adventure, Anarchy, Chaos, Community, Crafting, danger, Economy, Exploration, Factions, freedom, Griefing, Hardcore, player-driven economy, PvP, Raiding, Rebellion, revolution, rules-free, Sandbox, Survival, Unpredictable, Wild

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Towns Built:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

“Enter a wild anarchy world with no rules, player-driven economy, and endless chaos! IP: mc.upaa.co”

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Hidden Server Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Hidden Server, minecraft server, Pirate, Private, PvP, Server with people, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Server with people

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Tajik Trolls Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, Central Asia, China, Chinese Tajiks, citizenship, culture, Diversity, Ethnic Relations, Geopolitics, History, Identity, loyalty, Minecraft, minority group, nationalism, Nationality, patriotism, Server, Tajik, Tajikistan, tajiks, Trolls, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join us and become part of a community where Chinese Tajiks reign supreme, showing off their patriotism in the most epic ways possible. We’ve got Uyghurs shaking in their virtual boots as they witness the glory of our Tajik players.

But that’s not all! Our server is so insane that even the Tajiks in Afghanistan and Tajikistan are jealous of the fun we’re having. They wish they could teleport into our world and join in on the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a virtual adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary Chinese Tajik hero of Minecraft!

/MLB/ : The Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC of Los Angeles Edition Minecraft SMP

Angeles, Angels, Baseball Cards, cattle rustling, collectors, CRAWFORD, Cubs, debauchery, dodger, Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC, dodgers, Dodgers adding Snell, Doping, Edition, Edman, Edwoman, fund, giants, Hedge, Heebachi, Kansas City Queens, LHP Kikuchi, LLC, LOS, Los Angeles Edition, managers, Minecraft, minor leaguer, MLB, OHTANI, Ohtani’s exposed penis, rare baseball card, RAYS, Recker gang bang club FC, retiré, sailors death, Sheenynaga, smp, stadium decision

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	99
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a Dodgers player contract negotiation! Witness Ohtani searching for baseball cards of his own exposed penis, while Crawford plans to retire and meet his fate at sea like a true sailor. The Dodgers are adding Snell in a seductive whisper, while the Rays face a stadium decision that may lead them to play at Raymonds next year. And let’s not forget about the Dodgers minor leaguer who got suspended for doping, cattle rustling, and debauchery – talk about a triple threat! Join now to be a part of teams like the Recker gang bang club FC and the Kansas City Queens – it’s a guaranteed adventure you won’t want to miss!

SMP Templars

Auctions, Biomes, Challenges, Cosmetics, Domain, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Holograms, Jobs, Kingdom, Kits, Leaderboards, Menus, mobs, Pets, protection systems, PvE, PvP, Quests, Shops, Skills, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Potions Brewed:	46
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Templarios.holy.gg invites you to join an epic kingdom inspired by the mythical Order of the Templars, where adventure, strategy and community come together to create a unique experience. With over 70 quests, custom biomes, exclusive enchantments, and a world full of custom mobs and challenges, every corner is designed to challenge your skills. Customize your experience with interactive menus, tool skins, and cosmetics as you explore dungeons, build your domain, or compete on leaderboards. Enjoy advanced features such as protection systems, dynamic economy, shops, auctions and jobs to boost your progress. Plus, with pets, holograms, kits, and special effects, every player can stand out in the vast world of Templarios.holy.gg. Build your legacy and defend the kingdom with honor!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Entertainment, Fromsoft, fromsoft games, games, Gaming, hololive, Hololive members, LOSE, members, Minecraft, mori, News, PALS, PERMS, PIXEL, pokemon, pokemon games, Server, soon, Stream, streaming, SUCKS, unavailable, unavailable games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	New Chunks Explored:	439230
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of not being able to play your favorite games because of some silly restrictions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can play all the Fromsoft and Pokemon games you want, without any pesky bans or limitations!

Join us and become a part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. We have Hololive members streaming live from our server, battling it out in epic PvP matches and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Who needs Fromsoft and Pokemon games when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this crazy adventure. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Rook how China man work so hard! – Minecraft SMP

Admiration, asian, China, Commitment, Cultural, Dedication, determination, diligence, efficiency, HARD, Hardworking, inspiration, Labor, man, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, productivity, Respect, rook, smp, stereotype, success, Video, viral, work, work ethic

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Falling into the Void:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pandas ride around on llamas, creepers breakdance instead of exploding, and the Ender Dragon has a secret passion for karaoke.

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. We’ve got custom mobs like ninja chickens and zombie clowns, and our admins are always ready to throw a surprise event like a parkour race with flying pigs or a fishing competition with squids wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary China man, who works so hard that he’s managed to build a skyscraper out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Rumor has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a potato and a pet parrot named Gerald.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a dancing creeper or discover the secret to taming a llama with a mustache. It’s all possible in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Creeper Chaos Minecraft Server

Business, Chaos, Competition, Consumer, Corporations, creeper, Economy, Global, Goods, Government, inflation, market, Minecraft, Politics, Pricing, PROFITS, raise prices, regulations, Server, Services, strategy, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is predictable and prices are set in stone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and witness the chaos as our mischievous group of players constantly mess with the economy. Prices for items will never be the same as players compete to see who can charge the most outrageous amounts for simple things like dirt blocks or wooden swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Tariff Troll, a mysterious figure who roams the land imposing ridiculous tariffs on unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart the Tariff Troll and avoid paying exorbitant fees for your precious resources?

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew tariffs could be so entertaining?