Odd Excuses MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ClassSkipper in Minecraft SMP

creative lies, avoiding responsibilities, Minecraft, Extreme Measures, unusual strategies

Are you tired of the same old boring routine of work or school? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only homework you have is building a giant chicken statue!

We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.

Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?

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MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”

unusual excuses, work excuses, offbeat excuses, bizarre reasons, outlandish excuses

Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

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Lolanya’s Love Realm 1.20.1

Boyfriend, love life, CrimsonIcebear, relationships, love

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead! And get this, the admin is like a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing!

Plus, if you check out @CrimsonIcebear’s posts and replies on Twitter, you’ll see that this server is where all the cool kids hang out. Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, you might as well be living under a rock. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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RoomieRage Minecraft Server

cleanliness expectations, messy roommates, roommate boundaries, roommate agreements, Minecraft

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can escape from your messy roommate who’s basically a human raccoon. Like, seriously, they leave crumbs everywhere, hang up trash bags on the walls, and attract bugs with their food mess. But on this server, you can build your own clean, organized world without any dirty dishes or food stains in sight. Plus, you won’t have to argue with anyone about the state of the kitchen sponge. Join now and say goodbye to living with a real-life raccoon!

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TurkeyTrollXmasDinner

Xmas dinner prep, shared house Xmas dinner, bitchy, GRAVY, sign up sheet

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We have a sign-up sheet for epic Christmas Eve dinners, but be warned – you might end up cooking the whole meal yourself! Just like one player who cooked the turkey, stuffing, and gravy all by themselves. But don’t worry, the other players helped out by putting the gravy in the fridge (a couple quarts, no big deal).

After a disappointing Christmas dinner with resentful housemates, things got even crazier. The drama escalated to a whole new level with passive-aggressive dishwashing and silent goodbyes. But hey, who needs real-life drama when you can experience all the chaos and hilarity on our Minecraft server?

So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing more wild than the gameplay is the players themselves, join us now! Just remember, don’t be surprised if you end up doing all the work and getting called lazy by your virtual housemates. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

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MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

repeat viewings, movie enthusiasts, must see movies, go-to movies, memorable cinema

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff! We have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt but without the sunburn. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up, he’s like our own little fireworks show!

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a haunted mansion that’s totally not haunted (wink wink). Plus, we host weekly build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole day. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and tomfoolery that goes down in this server.

So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever, because why watch a movie once a year when you can live out your own crazy story every day in our wacky world of blocks and mobs? Let’s gooooooooooo!

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BlockBusterHit

hidden treasure, Underrated, Shockingly Good, unexpectedly fantastic, exceeded all expectations

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than the movies you never expected to be good is the gameplay you never expected to be so awesome! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and crazy builds that will have you questioning reality.

Just like that one movie that had no business being as good as it was, our server will surprise you at every turn. From epic battles with giant chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of TNT? Or explore a haunted mansion filled with ghostly creepers and haunted crafting tables? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by what awaits you in our wacky world of blocky madness!

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TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Politics, united states, Crucial, Support, zelenskyy

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zelenskyy and trump duking it out in the oval office! witness the drama unfold as they battle it out for supremacy in the virtual world. support trump because he needs it after getting wrecked by zelenskyy in this epic clash. who will come out on top? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos!

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OrbánCraft: Putin’s Biggest Fan!

putin, energy dependence, OrbánCraft, Hungarian-Russian relations, Putins

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own fortress and battle it out with other players in a virtual war zone! Just like Hungarian PM Viktor Orbán, you can show off your financial prowess by buying resources from Putin himself. Who needs diamonds when you can have Russian gas and oil worth €15 billion?! Join now and become the biggest financier of chaos in the EU! Let the games begin!

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Lithium Llama Lounge

battery technology, sustainable supply chains, solid-state electrolytes, green technology, electric vehicles

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we extract lithium like it’s nobody’s business! our researchers have gone bonkers and found the most efficient way to get that sweet lithium for all your EV battery needs. we’re using solid-state electrolytes as membrane materials for aqueous lithium extraction – like, what even is that?! it’s so efficient, it’s almost perfect! join us and be part of the most sustainable EV battery supply chain in the minecraft universe. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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