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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3347 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.