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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7708 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas, and start a chicken army to take over the server. We don’t believe in boring builds or following the rules – chaos is our middle name!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of evil llamas who demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection? Yeah, things can get pretty crazy around here.
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for anything – including getting turned into a blocky chicken by the server admins. It’s all in good fun, right?
