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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 1292 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9982 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 77 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Join our epic Minecraft SMP for the most lit and hilarious time of your life, bro! We got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert.
Our server is so crazy, even the chickens have their own secret society plotting against us. But don’t worry, we have a team of trained llamas ready to protect us with their deadly spit attacks.
If you join, you’ll get a special power that lets you turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine building a house made entirely of cake, that’s the dream, right?
So come join us and show off your useless superpower, whether it’s the ability to summon a rain of anvils or turn into a block of cheese. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!
